Intro

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I could start with the typical hi everybody, my name is two things about that.  i'm in bridal-witness-protection, names aren't important and b. that's as exciting as watching grass grow, so here's what:

one of you has a siggy that includes a picture of a unicorn with a tag line reading "i wish i could s-h-i-t rainbows".  Awesomesauce, and if it weren't for the cleanup, me too by the way.  An altogether different bridey's sig includes a  wedding pic (presumably hers) in which she is gazing upon her beloved with what can only be described as the "bitch, please" look.  girl i don't even know you and i heart you already.   I digress, the point i'm making is good morning and now i know i'm home.

thanks for letting me interrupt.  back to lurkdom.

maratea

Cool story bro.

Smash Adams

I'm curious about the mixture of caps and non-caps in your post.  Sometimes you capitalize the beginning of the sentences, sometimes not.  Is there a reason?  How do you decide what to capitalize?

Apparently capitalize is a really hard word for me to type, because I cannot fucking do it on the first try.

Edit:  Annnnnd I just turned on sigs and saw yours and now I'm judging you.

LesPaul

Did you really sign up on TK in 2000?

dmiller9274

sweet story, take your top off. 

shaydenise

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[QUOTE]Cool story bro.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>You should tell it at parties.</div>

LetsHikeToday

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[QUOTE]I'm curious about the mixture of caps and non-caps in your post.  Sometimes you capitalize the beginning of the sentences, sometimes not.  Is there a reason?  How do you decide what to capitalize? Apparently capitalize is a really hard word for me to type, because I cannot fucking do it on the first try. Edit:  Annnnnd I just turned on sigs and saw yours and now I'm judging you.
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
There is no such thing as low fat, move your ass!<div>
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Smash Adams

Who has the "biitch please" look in their sig?  I'm curious

Smash Adams

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : There is no such thing as low fat, move your ass!
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]
<div>All fatties just need to move more, dontchaknow</div>

maratea

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : All fatties just need to move more, dontchaknow
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
You've just solved my fat problems! Thank you! I'll be sending you a check for one meeeellion dollhairs.

LetsHikeToday

OP- Have you been lurking since 2000? 

Smash Adams

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : You've just solved my fat problems! Thank you! I'll be sending you a check for one meeeellion dollhairs.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
TY TY I think now I can drop out of law school

KateJ10

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : You've just solved my fat problems! Thank you! I'll be sending you a check for one <strong>meeeellion dollhairs.</strong>
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

<div>I just read this in the Dr Evil voice.</div><div>
</div><div>I would also like to know who has the bitchface in their sig</div>

NessieGirl80

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[QUOTE]In Response to Intro : I'm curious about the "bitch please" sig pic as well.  What if that is the poster's normal face and you've just insulted their wedding pic, OP?
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

the awkward moment when someone confuses a brides sexy face with a "bitch please" look...

LetsHikeToday

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[QUOTE]In Response to Intro : I'm curious about the "bitch please" sig pic as well.  What if that is the poster's normal face and you've just insulted their wedding pic, OP?
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
I feel like someone had bitch please as their sig quote about their picture but there was so husband in that picture. Yup, probably insulted someone. 

maratea

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : I feel like someone had bitch please as their sig quote about their picture but there was so husband in that picture. Yup, probably insulted someone. 
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]
Rho had the 'bitch please' phrase in her sig, but she was sitting on a couch.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Wait?  You don't like my sig?  I love my husband,  but my boyfriend is a fucking major league baseball player.  And his penis is huge.














Presumably.

Blueyed228

What happened?  WHere did she go?

SpringBride2012

Lol I'm a lurker trying to come out into the snarky world but I wouldn't start off by judging other bride's siggy pics.

ricksang

there's no such thing as low-fat, move your ass more.

Whut?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Actually, there is such a thing as low-fat.  But it tastes like moldy cardboard, which is why it's pointless to eat.

I think OP needs to move her ass to her next post because I'm dying to hear all the answers to these questions.

ricksang

Clearly this woman has figured out weight loss-my job will be obsolete now.

This is the oddest intro EVER.

cheeseandrice

I hope she's talking about my sig.  I can't think of any others that have someone looking at their H?

NessieGirl80

Ok this is a serious question....WHY do people do that? They post random shiz..and then when people ask question about it they dissapear? Like stur the pot...walk alway...never to be heard from again..

SpringBride2012

I think she is talking about you Steph.

baystateapple

Steph, I think she really does mean you.  But I never thought "bitch, please" when looking at it until now.

cheeseandrice

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[QUOTE]Steph, I think she really does mean you.  But I never thought "bitch, please" when looking at it until now.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

me neither.

Apparently my biitch face comes more naturally than I realized. H will probably enjoy hearing this story.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : I vote your new career should be stripping cause you are hot sister. You'll be rich!
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
Been there, done that LMAO.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : me neither. Apparently my biitch face comes more naturally than I realized. H will probably enjoy hearing this story.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]
I dig your biitch face :P

kroot87

Nice debut, OP. Clearly you haven't lurked much..

LetsHikeToday

Steph- never thought you were giving the bitch please look