I could start with the typical hi everybody, my name is two things about that. i'm in bridal-witness-protection, names aren't important and b. that's as exciting as watching grass grow, so here's what:
one of you has a siggy that includes a picture of a unicorn with a tag line reading "i wish i could s-h-i-t rainbows". Awesomesauce, and if it weren't for the cleanup, me too by the way. An altogether different bridey's sig includes a wedding pic (presumably hers) in which she is gazing upon her beloved with what can only be described as the "bitch, please" look. girl i don't even know you and i heart you already. I digress, the point i'm making is good morning and now i know i'm home.
thanks for letting me interrupt. back to lurkdom.
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Edit: Annnnnd I just turned on sigs and saw yours and now I'm judging you.
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
[QUOTE]Cool story bro.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
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</div><div>You should tell it at parties.</div>
[QUOTE]I'm curious about the mixture of caps and non-caps in your post. Sometimes you capitalize the beginning of the sentences, sometimes not. Is there a reason? How do you decide what to capitalize? Apparently capitalize is a really hard word for me to type, because I cannot fucking do it on the first try. Edit: Annnnnd I just turned on sigs and saw yours and now I'm judging you.
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
There is no such thing as low fat, move your ass!<div>
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"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : There is no such thing as low fat, move your ass!
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]
<div>All fatties just need to move more, dontchaknow</div>
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : All fatties just need to move more, dontchaknow
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
You've just solved my fat problems! Thank you! I'll be sending you a check for one meeeellion dollhairs.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : You've just solved my fat problems! Thank you! I'll be sending you a check for one meeeellion dollhairs.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
TY TY I think now I can drop out of law school
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : You've just solved my fat problems! Thank you! I'll be sending you a check for one <strong>meeeellion dollhairs.</strong>
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
<div>I just read this in the Dr Evil voice.</div><div>
</div><div>I would also like to know who has the bitchface in their sig</div>
[QUOTE]In Response to Intro : I'm curious about the "bitch please" sig pic as well. What if that is the poster's normal face and you've just insulted their wedding pic, OP?
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
the awkward moment when someone confuses a brides sexy face with a "bitch please" look...
[QUOTE]In Response to Intro : I'm curious about the "bitch please" sig pic as well. What if that is the poster's normal face and you've just insulted their wedding pic, OP?
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
I feel like someone had bitch please as their sig quote about their picture but there was so husband in that picture. Yup, probably insulted someone.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : I feel like someone had bitch please as their sig quote about their picture but there was so husband in that picture. Yup, probably insulted someone.
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]
Rho had the 'bitch please' phrase in her sig, but she was sitting on a couch.
Presumably.
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Whut?
I think OP needs to move her ass to her next post because I'm dying to hear all the answers to these questions.
This is the oddest intro EVER.
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Ok this is a serious question....WHY do people do that? They post random shiz..and then when people ask question about it they dissapear? Like stur the pot...walk alway...never to be heard from again..
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[QUOTE]Steph, I think she really does mean you. But I never thought "bitch, please" when looking at it until now.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]
me neither.
Apparently my biitch face comes more naturally than I realized. H will probably enjoy hearing this story.
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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : I vote your new career should be stripping cause you are hot sister. You'll be rich!
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
Been there, done that LMAO.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : me neither. Apparently my biitch face comes more naturally than I realized. H will probably enjoy hearing this story.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]
I dig your biitch face :P