I think it's a girl!

jelique7 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]Can I confess that I certainly did the hanging out in the bathroom splashing the water around but not bathing thing? I was a dirty ass kid.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I was one of these too until my mom told me bugs will eat me if I don't shower, that convinved me that showers were my friend. I went from no showers to hour long showers. LOL

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : <strong>See, when you type like this, I picture you talking like that, all animated and stuff. I gotta say it's damn funny. Or dayum funny. Either way :)</strong> Jenna is so right about the sexting! Especially if that girl has an ample bosom. I think I'm going to be a really mean, tyranical bitch of a mother. My kid isn't going to have a cell phone til he gets his driver's license. When will that be? His grades will determine that.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Can you see the black woman in me with that one?? Putting her back to bed now. She's PMS'ing......

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

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[QUOTE]Can I confess that I certainly did the hanging out in the bathroom splashing the water around but not bathing thing? I was a dirty ass kid.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

While we're confessing, I was a full on nudist as a kid. I don't think that's very strange though. Most kids hate wearing clothes.

I used to throw temper tantrums about getting dressed though.

Come to think of it I apparently threw lots of temper tantrums. (where did all that courage go!?)

I was also exceptionally difficult to potty train. I think I was three and a half til I got it right. My mom used to use a dish towel to tie me in the potty chair. I drank juice and ate m&ms in front of the tv until I went. And sometimes I'd fall asleep before I did.

And, I didn't learn to tie my shoes til first grade. I used to make other kids at school do it.

And I talked to myself a lot.

And now, after this trip down memory lane, you all must think I'm nutso, but I don't care, because I'm drinking. So there.

MarriedInAFever · October 2010

My biggest kid confession is that my dad had to draw an arrow on the steering wheel of my Barbie car.

number55 · October 2010

I was a nudist too. Until I was 10 and started growing boobs.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : Can you see the black woman in me with that one?? Putting her back to bed now. She's PMS'ing......
Posted by MISSCOURTNEY20[/QUOTE]

Would it offend you if I said that sometimes I wish I was black?

Because I totally do.

Where I grew up there was literally one black family in the whole town and they had three daughters, one was my age. I always thought she was GORGEOUS. And she could sing beautifully.

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : While we're confessing, I was a full on nudist as a kid. I don't think that's very strange though. Most kids hate wearing clothes. I used to throw temper tantrums about getting dressed though. Come to think of it I apparently threw lots of temper tantrums. (where did all that courage go!?) I was also exceptionally difficult to potty train. I think I was three and a half til I got it right. My mom used to use a dish towel to tie me in the potty chair. I drank juice and ate m&ms in front of the tv until I went. And sometimes I'd fall asleep before I did. And, I didn't learn to tie my shoes til first grade. I used to make other kids at school do it. And I talked to myself a lot. And now, after this trip down memory lane, you all must think I'm nutso, but I don't care, because I'm drinking. So there.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

OMG!!! I think the little you has taken over the body of my daughter!! Jordyn is JUST like that take away the tantrums. That I do not play!!

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Nebb · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : While we're confessing, I was a full on nudist as a kid. I don't think that's very strange though. Most kids hate wearing clothes. I used to throw temper tantrums about getting dressed though. Come to think of it I apparently threw lots of temper tantrums. (where did all that courage go!?) I was also exceptionally difficult to potty train. I think I was three and a half til I got it right. My mom used to use a dish towel to tie me in the potty chair. I drank juice and ate m&ms in front of the tv until I went. And sometimes I'd fall asleep before I did. And, I didn't learn to tie my shoes til first grade. I used to make other kids at school do it. And I talked to myself a lot. And now, after this trip down memory lane, you all must think I'm nutso, but I don't care, because I'm drinking. So there.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
I apparently pointedly asked my mom to be potty trained because diapers were "embarassing" - she loves that story.

number55 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : I apparently pointedly asked my mom to be potty trained because diapers were "embarassing" - she loves that story.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>OMG that is awesome!</div>

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : Would it offend you if I said that sometimes I wish I was black? Because I totally do. Where I grew up there was literally one black family in the whole town and they had three daughters, one was my age. I always thought she was GORGEOUS. And she could sing beautifully.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Not offended at all. I have a coworker who I swear is a black woman trapped in a white woman's body. It happens. LOL!!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : I apparently pointedly asked my mom to be potty trained because diapers were "embarassing" - she loves that story.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

That is hilarious.

My mom knew when I was done breast feeding. She says one night before she put me to bed, she whipped out her boob, and I looked at it, then looked at her face and gave her a weird "wtf" look?

She was like... OKAY. We're done.

Court - that is an adorable pic of your daughter :)

jelique7 · October 2010

I potty trained myself and yelled at anyone who would come in the bathroom and check on me.

I was a very disturbed and hostile child lol.

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : I apparently pointedly asked my mom to be potty trained because diapers were "embarassing" - she loves that story.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I knew you were perfect!!

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : Thanks numbers. I have heard them and I heard them today. That's why I am going to step back when I am at school and try to reevaluate my teaching strategies.
Posted by MISSCOURTNEY20[/QUOTE]
I respect this. See, this is why I like you. We disagree, we talk it out, we resolve it.

Also, definitely check for sexting. I teach 15-17 years olds and lots of them are hos. Well known, well-frequented, well-documented (via FB and text--although the staff just hears about it, we're not looking ourselves) hos.

staceytaylor0704 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : Would it offend you if I said that sometimes I wish I was black? Because I totally do. Where I grew up there was literally one black family in the whole town and they had three daughters, one was my age. I always thought she was GORGEOUS. And she could sing beautifully.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

This cracked me up. I went through a phase where I wished I were black also. Actually it was a pretty long phase. My best friend growing up was black and she was awesome. I begged my mom to style my hair with those knocker ball things like she always had, but I didn't understand the different hair texture. My mom did use them in my ponytails though.
Then in highschool I was in love with Nelly.. so I pretended to be black. I dunno.

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]I potty trained myself and yelled at anyone who would come in the bathroom and check on me. I was a very disturbed and hostile child lol.
Posted by jelique7[/QUOTE]

And you too shall be blessed!!

Steph0871 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : I apparently pointedly asked my mom to be potty trained because diapers were "embarassing" - she loves that story.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>My brother was similar. He just potty trained himself because "actually it's gross." (He said 'actually' about every other word when he first started talking. )</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : Not offended at all. I have a coworker who I swear is a black woman trapped in a white woman's body. It happens. LOL!!
Posted by MISSCOURTNEY20[/QUOTE]

I think that could be true!

I had a girlfriend in college - whitest white girl on the planet but all she listened to was R&B, she was obsessed with black culture, and all the guys she dated were gorgeous black jocks. And she married one too. She said the same thing - "My parents think I'm a black woman trapped in a white body."

I think I have periodic black envy. Like penis envy. Only less weird.

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : This cracked me up. I went through a phase where I wished I were black also. Actually it was a pretty long phase. My best friend growing up was black and she was awesome. I begged my mom to style my hair with those knocker ball things like she always had, but I didn't understand the different hair texture. My mom did use them in my ponytails though. Then in highschool I was in love with Nelly.. so I pretended to be black. I dunno.
Posted by staceytaylor0704[/QUOTE]

Knocker ball things?? Pony tail holders??! I got a pic of that too! I am loving this PIP!!!

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Yes! I comb all of this hair!!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : This cracked me up. I went through a phase where I wished I were black also. Actually it was a pretty long phase. My best friend growing up was black and she was awesome. I begged my mom to style my hair with those knocker ball things like she always had, but I didn't understand the different hair texture. My mom did use them in my ponytails though. Then in highschool I was in love with Nelly.. so I pretended to be black. I dunno.
Posted by staceytaylor0704[/QUOTE]

Oh I love you.

One of my friends lived in St. Louis for a while and used to talk about how she "knew Nelly." She was so full of shiit.

I was in love with Usher. That skeever. He's still hot.

And a girlfriend of mine had posters of Tyson Beckford ALL OVER her wall. She only dates black guys too :) I guess it's true what they say... ?

Nebb · October 2010

My moms side of the family is black and all of the women age incredibly well and have the most immaculate skin. I really REALLY hope that passes down to me because I look like a sad little white girl next to them.

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! :<strong> I respect this. See, this is why I like you. We disagree, we talk it out, we resolve it.</strong> Also, definitely check for sexting. I teach 15-17 years olds and lots of them are hos. Well known, well-frequented, well-documented (via FB and text--although the staff just hears about it, we're not looking ourselves) hos.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

I like you too, but I have a confession. I cannot wait until Halloween is over cause your siggy FREAKS ME OUT!!

Smooches!!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

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[QUOTE]My moms side of the family is black and all of the women age incredibly well and have the most immaculate skin. I really REALLY hope that passes down to me because I look like a sad little white girl next to them.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

So it's not just Court! ALL YOU BLACK WOMEN AGE BEAUTIFULLY.

Bitches. :)

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : I like you too, but I have a confession. I cannot wait until Halloween is over cause your siggy FREAKS ME OUT!! Smooches!!
Posted by MISSCOURTNEY20[/QUOTE]
Haha, I have a better, less freaky one for fall :).

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

You know what they say:
1. Once you go black you never go back!

2. Black don't crack, honey!

JennaV26 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]I was a nudist too. Until I was 10 and started growing boobs.
Posted by number55[/QUOTE]

I wasn't a nudist <em>until </em>I started growing boobs.

staceytaylor0704 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : Knocker ball things?? Pony tail holders??! I got a pic of that too! I am loving this PIP!!! Yes! I comb all of this hair!!
Posted by MISSCOURTNEY20[/QUOTE]

Haha YES! Thats exactly how I wanted my hair. Unfortunately, my hair is fine and limp. LMAO

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : So it's not just Court! ALL YOU BLACK WOMEN AGE BEAUTIFULLY. Bitches. :)
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

As long as we stay away from the drugs, cigs and over kill with the alcohol. I have an aunt who is younger than my mom and looks 20 years older because she is an alcoholic. So sad.

Steph0871 · October 2010

Because race is apparently not off-limits in this thread, I have a confession.

I am terrified of my future children's hair. I have insanely thick and curly hair. FI is mixed, and his hair is really more of a wire texture. I'm already concerned I won't know wtf to do with it.

MISSCOURTNEY20 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think it's a girl! : I wasn't a nudist until I started growing boobs.
Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]

Oh boy....my daughter walks in the door stripping. I have to make her put some pajamas on or something. I can't do it, neither can she!!

I think it's a girl!

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