Knot Pet Peeves

Nebb

It always cracks me up when newbs take a year and a half to figure out how to put a pic in their sig, and then its gigantic as hell and they cant figure out how to change it or argue that it isnt that big.

Wasnt there a chick on E with a pic of her jumping with no shoes on and her toe was all bloody? She couldnt figure out hwo to take the pic out of her sig so it persisted for what seemed like ever.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]It always cracks me up when newbs take a year and a half to figure out how to put a pic in their sig, and then its gigantic as hell and they cant figure out how to change it or argue that it isnt that big. Wasnt there a chick on E with a pic of her jumping with no shoes on and her toe was all bloody? She couldnt figure out hwo to take the pic out of her sig so it persisted for what seemed like ever.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Yes! Her name was Squirrelly, not to be confused with Squirrly. That toe was nasty. She was jump-roping or dancing at a wedding, I think.

reddy123

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[QUOTE]I dont remember where but I saw a sig recently that had atleast 10 badges, a ticker, atleast 2 large photos and I believe links to bios. I almost died.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>On my club board there is a girl with two dog pics, two dog birthday tickers, and her gigantic  wedding sig, which on the nest has that weird scrolly thing. The pic of her is about a half of a page. I can't even stand going over there anymore. </div><div>
</div><div> I don't know which is worse, her sig, or the fact that they are so puppies and rainbows over there no one tells her it's annoying.</div><div>
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Lenore2010

I will add a few mostly already said:

1. The cash bar debate. Again? Really?!

2. The word "tacky".

3.Continuing to berate someone who admits they probably said something stupid or says "okay, I see what you are saying thanks for the advice".

4. "This does not include anyone but US" posts that go something like "Orange Bride, YGPM, you won't believe what Sippy Dildo said about you!". If you want to let someone know YGPM, fine but geez the high school girl stuff is just annoying.

katiewhompus

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HI! : THIS. Like your Bosnia thread from last month. I was like, waitaminute, this looks really familiar... I honestly don't know how people find stuff like that. Also, who searches "Bosnia" on a wedding website? Though I have heard that once in awhile the old AFSBers like to come and resurrect one of their old threads from yesteryear just to fvck with people, so there's that too.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

Exactly. There was another one I did maybe 6 months ago that magically popped up one day, long after my question had been resolved. Read the dates people, read the dates.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE] "This does not include anyone but US" posts that go something like "Orange Bride, YGPM, you won't believe what Sippy Dildo said about you!". If you want to let someone know YGPM, fine but geez the high school girl stuff is just annoying.
Posted by Lenore2010[/QUOTE]

This is my new favorite.

Anysunrise

Colored font, and the people who use it.

[Deleted User]

Buzzkill.

Lenore2010

I'm touched

For you "LOL" haters, reading this thread has lead me to the momentous decision to ban it from my online vocabulary. It is kind of silly.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]I get annoyed when people do stuff like this. :::walks in thread::: :::looks around::: :::backs out of thread::: It's like, "HEY LOOK!!! I'm here but wayyyy to cool to post a real response in this thread."
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

This is a really good one. I also hate it when people come into a thread and instead of contributing something original quote a post and say things like "wow, soandso, it looks like you got the brain we share today" or "get out of my head". It's one thing if you genuinely agree with something and want to ditto it, but if you do it more than 5 times a day, I usually think you are just kind of a sheep.

Blueyed228

Im late to this but I would like to add:

People who never post here (or post here randomly) and then post these big AW threads about their wedding. 

Iharri did this recently and I had to roll my eyes.  Partly because Im not a fan of hers.

eastunder1

I hate when people whine about not being mentioned in knottie polls.  Yes, you are desperate for validation and attention.  We get it.

It exasperates me when you will be discussing a topic in generalities and someone comes in all butthurt and personally offended because they think said topic pertains to them in some way.  "Don't you say that jaywalkers are lazy!  My fathers brothers babysitter was a jaywalker and was a superb human being, thank you very much."  omg, stfu.  we weren't talking to you or about you.  This has nothing to do with you. 

i HATE when people throw out tired lines that don't even relate to the discussion as if they think they win some sort of medal for hitting the most knottie bullet points in one answer.    ex:  Someone ask if wearing white to their bridal shower is appropriate and five people immediately answer  "YOU AREN'T THROWING YOUR OWN SHOWER ARE YOU?? AND DON'T INVITE PEOPLE TO THE SHOWER WHO AREN'T COMING TO THE WEDDING."   Really? 

eastunder1

I hate when people come into threads after theyve died and write novel length responses.








CQTM.

sarah0725

Ooh, I thought of one and I'm not sure if it's been mentioned!

I get annoyed when people are the thread police and get crabby because they don't like that other people want to talk about some topic or other. If you don't want to read it, don't open it. I don't open any of the threads that are about reality shows, because I don't watch any of them. But I don't then go out and punch a kitten because I'm mad that nobody is paying attention to me. If anything, I start my own thread about something else.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]I hate when people come into threads after theyve died and write novel length responses. CQTM.
Posted by eastunder1[/QUOTE]

It was a good one though, so it's cool =D