I Judge...

lisarose7

(because no one has started one of these today and I need to vent about this)

...my friend's sister.  She came to my bachelorette party this weekend, picked up a random bar guy, and f*cked him in the alley.  Unprotected.  Oh, and she has at least one STD.  (When she told my friend about it, my friend said "I hope he paid you $20 for that," called her a dirty skank, and hung up on her.)

Seriously, who does that?!

Okay, go...

katiewhompus

I judge the couple who piled out of the bucket seat truck with their 10 year old kid, 4 year old kid and 2 month old baby. They had no car seats whatsoever and when they left they squished the two older kids on the seat between the parents and drove away with the 2 month old on the mom's lap.

shannonalise

I judge DH's niece, who is 17, six months pregnant, does drugs and drinks alcohol, has no job, a baby daddy who just got out of the clinker and ... wait for it!

Just started prostituting from the apartment she's living in with her grandmother.

Yeah, I kinda judge that shiit.

btrflykate1230

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[QUOTE]I judge the couple who piled out of the bucket seat truck with their 10 year old kid, 4 year old kid and 2 month old baby. They had no car seats whatsoever and when they left they squished the two older kids on the seat between the parents and drove away with the 2 month old on the mom's lap.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

I judge the ever-loving fuuck out of this couple.

btrflykate1230

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[QUOTE](because no one has started one of these today and I need to vent about this) ...my friend's sister.  She came to my bachelorette party this weekend, picked up a random bar guy, and f*cked him in the alley.  Unprotected.  Oh, and she has at least one STD.  (When she told my friend about it, my friend said "I hope he paid you $20 for that," called her a dirty skank, and hung up on her.) Seriously, who does that?! Okay, go...
Posted by lisarose7[/QUOTE]

Is this STD confirmed? Like, did she tell you?

shellydiane820

I judge a client at work who has over $21,000 in backed taxes and isn't in jail.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Uuuuhh... I judge everyone you girls are posting about.  Schnikies.

I'm still feeling kinda judgy at my mother.  She told me last week I would look better in my wedding dress if I lost five pounds.

kimheartsscott

I judge the news for telling me about oil spills when clearly I only care about Uganda.

I judge my XBOX for not working.

scoetto

I judge my ILs profusely. They blame others for things they do themselves. And claim they don't want drama. But are the firestarters of it all.

Whereas J & I truly hate drama. And will happily leave people behind who thrive in it (even though they say they don't want it near them. Yeah, go figure).

shannonalise

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[QUOTE]Uuuuhh... I judge everyone you girls are posting about.  Schnikies. I'm still feeling kinda judgy at my mother.  <strong>She told me last week I would look better in my wedding dress if I lost five pounds.</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Ouch! Tell her you wouldn't mind dropping between 150-200 pounds from your wedding party. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

btrflykate1230

OH! I have a good one. I judge the people that park in the garage where I work and then get pissed when they have to pay $50 to leave the garage. If you're not a student, a guest of a person who works/goes to school here, or an employee, you CANNOT park in the gargage. Please don't come to my desk to biitch about it. There's a sign when you pull that parking ticket. Kthxbai.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge... : Ouch! Tell her you wouldn't mind dropping between 150-200 pounds from your wedding party.
Posted by shannonalise[/QUOTE]


Oh, snap :) I like how you think.

shellydiane820

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[QUOTE]I judge the news for telling me about oil spills when clearly I only care about Uganda. I judge my XBOX for not working.
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]
As someone who is currently using her xbox, I feel sorry for you.

shannonalise

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[QUOTE]I judge my ILs profusely. <strong>They blame others for things they do themselves. And claim they don't want drama. But are the firestarters of it all.</strong> Whereas J & I truly hate drama. And will happily leave people behind who thrive in it (even though they say they don't want it near them. Yeah, go figure).
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

I find that the ones who shout the loudest about "not wanting drama" are usually the ones miring in it. Like... literally, the ones who use "drama" in their regular vocabulary are the drama llamas I find myself avoiding the hell out of.

SarahPLiz

Ok. I judge the responders on that Bump post Heels shared today that had pictures of their kids in their siggies that were absolutely not cute. I'm not going to say their kids are ugly, because that would be mean to the kids and its not appropriate, and the kids probably ARE really cute, but FFS, at least take a cute or flattering pic of your kid, especially if its going to take up half my screen.

lisarose7

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[QUOTE]In Response to I Judge... : Is this STD confirmed? Like, did she tell you?
Posted by btrflykate1230[/QUOTE]

Yes...she didn't get into specifics, but I didn't really want to hear them. *shudder*

shannonalise

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge... : Oh, snap :) I like how you think.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


<img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

lisarose7

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge... : I judge the ever-loving fuuck out of this couple.
Posted by btrflykate1230[/QUOTE]

I second that.

btrflykate1230

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge... : Yes...she didn't get into specifics, but I didn't really want to hear them. *shudder*
Posted by lisarose7[/QUOTE]

Oh good! I didn't want to have to judge you for thinking she had an STD because she likes to sleep around, haha.

scoetto

Lisa, that's kinda gross. Nope wait. There's no "kinda" about it.

lisarose7

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge... : Oh good! I didn't want to have to judge you for thinking she had an STD because she likes to sleep around, haha.
Posted by btrflykate1230[/QUOTE]

NEVER!  I wouldn't have wanted someone to assume that about me or any of my friends back in my wilder days, either. :)

lisarose7

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[QUOTE]Lisa, that's kinda gross. Nope wait. There's no "kinda" about it.
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

Agreed.  I believe the words "dirty" and "turbo slut" were bandied about by several people...

tidetravel

I judged the mom in Chick-Fila yesterday who was allowing her baby (looked under a year to me) to munch on a waffle fry.  Dude.  It's a french fry.  Why would you start your BABY eating that shiit so early.

btrflykate1230

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge... : NEVER!  I wouldn't have wanted someone to assume that about me or any of my friends back in my wilder days, either. :)
Posted by lisarose7[/QUOTE]

ROFL! i2i. :)

Nebb

I judge parents who enable their kids to become spoiled entitled brats with no manners, now a days. Saying NO, not giving in to every whim your kid has, and teaching them about responsibilities might suck at the time but the human race will thank you later.

scoetto

Turbo slut. That's new. Is it wrong that the thing that bothered me the most was that she did it with him in a back alley? Anyone?

lisarose7

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[QUOTE]Turbo slut. That's new. Is it wrong that the thing that bothered me the most was that she did it with him in a back alley? Anyone?
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

That was EXACTLY what bothered us the most.  I mean, at the very least take him to your car or one of your apartments or something.  But an alley in downtown Denver?

kimheartsscott

I judge the cicadas outside that won't SHUT THE FCCK UP.

quotequeen

I judge the girl on customs and traditions who asked if she can invite lots of people to the ceremony but have a family-only reception, and I judge even more the girl who told her that was perfectly fine.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I judge the girl on customs and traditions who asked if she can invite lots of people to the ceremony but have a family-only reception, and I judge even more the girl who told her that was perfectly fine.
Posted by quotequeen[/QUOTE]

I saw that one too but yeah... I stayed away.

<div align="left">Why do some people insist on sucking so much?
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lisarose7

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge... : I saw that one too but yeah... I stayed away. Why do some people insist on sucking so much?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'm glad I missed that one.  I would have had some choice words for her.