Snarky Brides

Roll Call?

Just because I would like to know who is even here on a daily basis. Plus, I hope to encourage some super cool newbs to join and play if they have not been scared off forever.I also sense some restorative normalcy or kumbaya is in order.

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Names (you and fi/h/so):
Ages:
Location:
Jobs:
Wedding Date:

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Meal you make the best:
Knottie you want to be sister wives with:
Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with:
Pic of you and SO:
Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:

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  • ps- you should all know, I have beer now so my day just improved vastly... cheers?
  • I;m stuck at work pulling OT so here goes:


    The basics

    Names (you and fi/h/so): Betrothed and Mr. Betrothed.  That's all you get.  I'm uber private.
    Ages: 25 for both
    Location: Western NY
    Jobs: I'm in accounting.  He's a manager at a retail location
    Wedding Date: May 31, 2008

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    Meal you make the best: Baked Mac and Cheese
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: ModMeg or Cew
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with:My crazy aunt hates my really cool cousin (her son) and tried to make me sit them across the room from each other because she didn't want to have to see him at all.  I completely reworked the seating chart to make them both comfortable and then my poor cousin was really sick the day of and couldn't make it :(
    Pic of you and SO: See sig
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:I have nothing right now, sorry.
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • Good idea!  Hi all, (clears throat) ahem--

    Jackie and Chris (photo below)
    Ages:  old
    Location:  western Canada
    Jobs:  Me-family physician, instructor in medicine, consultant in pain management in hospitalized patients and researching HPV and Gardisil vaccine at a hospital.  Him-industrial safety specialist

    Wow, boring so far...sorry...

    biggest PIA wedding was my own first wedding.

    I make a mean pork chop.  FI is the cook, he used to be a caterer in a previous job.  My specialty otherwise is "microwaving".
  • edited August 2010
    The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so):  Hi!  I'm Amber and H is H because he doesn't like it when I use his name on the internet.
    Ages: 24 and 25
    Location: Iowa
    Jobs: Grad student and Engineer
    Wedding Date: February 6, 2010

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    Meal you make the best: I make a bang up cheese pasta recipe I just found again the other day.  It's getting made tomorrow
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Nebb, Fever and KD
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Our limo was late and my grandpa wasn't feeling well.  Those were PIAs for very different reasons.
    Pic of you and SO: See sig
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: I think I'm buying rainbow stripe rain boots today.
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    edited August 2010
    The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Sarah & R
    Ages: 31 & 29
    Location: Austin
    Jobs: Director of Accounting and Senior Software engineer
    Wedding Date: 11/27/10

    PS - Are you trying to steal my identity by requesting such details on the intewebz????

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    Meal you make the best: Red Beans and Rice
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: I was going to say Ricks, Aprov might fight me on that.. maybe Blue, but that would be one fiesty household. 
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: so far, getting FI to find and order his attire. Still not done. 
    Pic of you and SO: 

    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:

    I need alcohol- cheers!
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  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so):  Anna & Cory
    Ages:  31/33
    Location: Sioux Falls, SD
    Jobs:  biomedical researcher/mortgage underwriter
    Wedding Date:  12/12/2009

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    Meal you make the best:   i make a mean cheese soup & challah
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with:  katiewhompus
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with:   sick dad drama
    Pic of you and SO: 


    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:


    glass clinking = kissing = FG/niece giggling uncontrollably... all night long
  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Duh! :) But Michael, not Micha
    Ages: 25 for each, soon to be 26 for both in September... eeek to 30!
    Location: Fairfield Co, CT... originally Boston suburbs
    Jobs: Civil Engineer and Event Planning
    Wedding Date: October 4, 2008 - whoa, hello 2 years!

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    Meal you make the best: I don't. I got a husband heh

    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: B clearly, then Beatles (if Gina can join) and Nebb and Heels
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: MIL
    Pic of you and SO: sig? I will drudge up more later if necessary...
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: diddalittlejig? no? not funny?
  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Patrick and Farrah
    Ages: 23 and 29
    Location: Indiucky
    Jobs: Freelance journalist and Veteran's Support administrator
    Wedding Date: 9/18/10

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    Meal you make the best: Lasagna
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: NS
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Guest list
    Pic of you and SO:


    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:



    This was a long time ago. We were John and Lorena Bobbit for Halloween.
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  • yay for drinks. I could use one. a big one...

    The basics

    Names (you and fi/h/so): me- Steph, H- Greg
    Ages: we are both 25
    Location: boston. go sox.
    Jobs: I am a 3rd year law student and law clerk for a firm in boston. He is a flash/actionscript developer.
    Wedding Date: we were married july 31, 2010

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    Meal you make the best: hmm. I make a mean tabouleh and hummus...
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: M&M- will u be my sister wife :-*
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: people in general (issues with ILs, BMs..family)
    Pic of you and SO:





    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: hmm do I get bonus points for confessing I am posting this while staring intently at my professor so it appears i am taking notes?

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  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Dani and Ben.
    Ages: 26 and 26.  He'll be 27 a week before we get married.
    Location: No-dak.
    Jobs: I'm a reporter, he's a bank teller going through a credit analyst training program.
    Wedding Date: Nov. 20, 2010

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    Meal you make the best: Mac and cheese - also, I'm a horrid cook.  I can try but I will usually fail the first time.
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Blueyed.  She's shexay.
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: My mother.  She's crazy. She'll have good days where I love her and her help - and then other days I want to pull my hair out because she'll say one thing one day, and a completely opposite thing the next day.  And then swear that she never said the first thing.  BAH!
    Pic of you and SO:


    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: Camping is intense.  (get it!?  IN TENTS!?  ...I'm not that funny.)
    panther
  • Win =  Night on the rainboots

    Sarah -  you got some slammin' boobies... just sayin'

    ALSO: In the wedding of Anna to KW - I would SO crash the crap out of that.
  • stephl3055stephl3055 member
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    edited August 2010
    This will be a post and run: 

    Names (you and fi/h/so):  Stephanie & David
    Ages:  Both of us are September babies.  I'll be 26 and he'll be 29
    Location:  North of Dallas, in the burbs
    Jobs:  He's a mechanical engineer that designs cutting torches, I work for a large computer manufacturer working on healthcare insurance software. 
    Wedding Date:  04/18/09

    Meal you make the best:  Hmm, maybe pizza or a breakfast casserole? 
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with:  Maybe the other Steph#s?  We seem to have a lot in common.
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with:  The guestlist.  I don't know how many people we were still adding at the last minute. 
    Pic of you and SO:   Clickies 
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  • jennylove810jennylove810 member
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    edited August 2010
    Holla

    The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so):  I am Jenny, he is Josh
    Ages: Both 27
    Location: Eastern Connecticut
    Jobs: I'm a radio DJ, he's finishing his degree and works part-time making maps
    Wedding Date: October 9, 2010

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    Meal you make the best: Lasagna!
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: M&M, or Mara perhaps, I dunno.. lots of you hoars are pretty awesome girls
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Invites.  Stab me in the face for wanting to DIY my own.
    Pic of you and SO: Eh, I'm at work right now and have none saved.  Sorry, I fail. 
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:  When I try to be funny on command, I fail like whoa.  So.. how about I just pour us all some wine and pass a plate of cookies?
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_roll-call-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0daa97ce-ee62-42ae-83b2-59d82d90c9e8Post:d86e9f44-1b8f-4e33-af28-e7d0cf3b9993">Re: Roll Call?</a>:
    [QUOTE]The basics Names (you and fi/h/so):  Hi!  I'm Amber and H is H because he doesn't like it when I use his name on the internet. Ages: 24 and 25 Location: Iowa Jobs: Grad student and Engineer Wedding Date: February 6, 2010 More Meal you make the best: I make a bang up cheese pasta recipe I just found again the other day.  It's getting made tomorrow Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Nebb, Fever and KD Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Our limo was late and my grandpa wasn't feeling well.  Those were PIAs for very different reasons. Pic of you and SO: See sig Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: <strong>I think I'm buying rainbow stripe rain boots today.</strong>
    Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

    <div>I am jealous! Please AW them when you get them, just to appease my love of cute rain boots.</div><div>
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  • edited August 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_roll-call-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0daa97ce-ee62-42ae-83b2-59d82d90c9e8Post:62d95350-3954-4bc8-ba7a-3b04319355fc">Roll Call?</a>:
    <p>[QUOTE] The basics Names (you and fi/h/so): <font color="#999999">Mel & Nick (I think if you google 'mel and nick' or 'nick and mel' our wedding pictures come up... scary!) </font></p><p> </p><p>Ages: <font color="#999999">27 & 29 </font></p><p> </p><p>Location:<font color="#999999"> Brisbane Australia </font></p><p> </p><p>Jobs:<font color="#999999"> I'm a researcher and he's an IT nerd </font></p><p> </p><p>Wedding Date:<font color="#999999"> it's almost been a year! 12/09/09 </font></p><p> </p><p>More Meal you make the best:<font color="#999999"> I have recently mastered the art of wholemeal pizza, so that's my current favourite </font></p><p> </p><p>Knottie you want to be sister wives with: <font color="#999999">What is a 'sister wife'?! </font></p><p> </p><p>Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: <font color="#999999">Having no dress and dealing with crazy lawyers 10 days out (well, they lawyers weren't crazy, but the woman behind them was!). </font></p><p> </p><p>Pic of you and SO:
    <a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/7/3/674d0971-88d5-491c-b3da-02aab1f177f6.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" onclick="return gSiteLife.LoadForumPage('ForumImage', 'plckPhotoId', '674d0971-88d5-491c-b3da-02aab1f177f6', 'plckRedirectUrl', gSiteLife.EscapeValue(window.location.href));" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/7/3/674d0971-88d5-491c-b3da-02aab1f177f6.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>
    </p><p><font color="#999999">(we're so hot!)</font></p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
  • Star - you get major bonus points for knotting in class - something I never tried to do, so yeah - sister wife is a REAL possibility :) Plus you were freaking hot on your wedding day so I'll take what I can get.
  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Joy and Jay
    Ages: 29/30
    Location: PHILADELPHIA, PA (I'm crazy)
    Jobs: scientist/lawyer
    Wedding Date: 5/2011

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    Meal you make the best: tomato soup - I can heat it up like a rock star.
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Wouldn't you lurve to know
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: money.
    Pic of you and SO: decline
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: My birthday is next week.  I shall become old that day.  I"m thinking of skipping it and staying 29.
  • Sun - have you seen the HBO show Big Love? Well, if not, it is awesome. But if this still makes no sense it refers to polygamous (mormon) relationships in which you are married to each other but don't have sex (because you are all having sex with your mutual husband) and basically live on top of each other and help each other out and stuff. Admittedly, I am sure I am over glamorizing it.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_roll-call-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0daa97ce-ee62-42ae-83b2-59d82d90c9e8Post:1e30d065-b977-4465-b2cb-050e1e0803af">Re: Roll Call?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Star - you get major bonus points for knotting in class - something I never tried to do, so yeah - sister wife is a REAL possibility :) Plus you were freaking hot on your wedding day so I'll take what I can get.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


    ahaha. I have an issue. I take all my notes on my computer and I cant help it.. I browse online. I always take notes and I do fine.. but yeah.. I have to sit in the back so as not to annoy.

    ps-- you were pretty gorgeous on your wedding day !

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  • Names (you and fi/h/so):  Kristy & Ray
    Ages:  Me: Almost 27, he'll be 26 soon too.
    Location:  Kansas
    Jobs:  I'm an asst. manager of a convenience store and he builds cabinets
    Wedding Date:  10.1.11
    Meal you make the best:   Love me some Mexican Food
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with:  Cew or Be or Cell or you or OWN or...um, I could keep going?
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with:  So far... the money aspect.  I need a money tree asap.
    Pic of you and SO:


    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: 
    Kitteh's are always cute.  :)



  • kpwedkkkpwedkk member
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    edited August 2010
    The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Mrs K, Mr K
    Ages: @ wedding: 28/29
    Location Phx, Az:
    Jobs: Space Engr, S/W Engr
    Wedding Date: 03/21/09

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    Meal you make the best: South Indian Food - Idlis, Veggie Biryani...
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: I'm torn between Nebb, and Ricksang
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: bio mom/adoptive aunt problems...
    Pic of you and SO:



    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:
    My "z" key on the keyboard is acting extremely wonkey!

    "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart." ~ Miss K ~
  • playtntsbpg30playtntsbpg30 member
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    edited August 2010
    The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Patty
    Ages: 26
    Location: near Hershey- PA
    Jobs: n/a going to college again for Administrative Office Specialist
    Wedding Date: n/a

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    Meal you make the best:  taco casserole, or  pizza poppers
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: a few, Roxy, sucrets, SS, Heels,
    katiewhompus..
    Biggest PI wedding thing you dealt with: n/a
    Pic of you and SO:  no pic of ex FI yucky!!  pic of me in the corner.
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: no bonus points here.
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_roll-call-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0daa97ce-ee62-42ae-83b2-59d82d90c9e8Post:9dd93314-3107-43c2-8f3d-b128898e1ad4">Re: Roll Call?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Win =  Night on the rainboots <strong>Sarah -  you got some slammin' boobies... just sayin' </strong>ALSO: In the wedding of Anna to KW - I would SO crash the crap out of that.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    <div><img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /> I'm campaigning for sisterwives</div>
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  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Kristi and Scott
    Ages: I'm 26, he's 36 (scandalous!)
    Location: About 70 minutes west of DC
    Jobs: I'm technology support at a high school, he's a manager at PetSmart
    Wedding Date: May 1st 2009

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    Meal you make the best: Mac and Cheese with Hot dog Octopuses
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Jasmine or Seshat. I think CoKristi and I would also be excellent since we share the same name, husband's name, and wedding date
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: For me it was all catering. I ended up never tasting the food before the wedding day. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't what  I wanted at all.
    Pic of you and SO:


     On our honeymoon


    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:


     My friend Maura fit herself in a locker. I love her. She's 26.
  • NS- I can't believe that they are actually cuter than I thought they would be. I didn't know KMart still existed, though. They are all gone from my neck of the woods. 
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  • he basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Rachel and Tony
    Ages: 22 and 25
    Location: Wisconsin
    Jobs: Veteran/Student (Me) Student (him)
    Wedding Date: October 15th, 2011

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    Meal you make the best: Cheesy Tortellini
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Katie
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Our dream photographer canceling on us after we booked her (we got a refund)
    Pic of you and SO:



    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:
    I was in Show Choir in highschool and Flag Corps.
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  • Katie - your friend fitting in the locker reminded me of one of my friends was so happy to see my Corolla... so far as to locking herself in the trunk to see if she could fit! OMG.... 

    "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart." ~ Miss K ~
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    [QUOTE]Win =  Night on the rainboots Sarah -  you got some slammin' boobies... just sayin' ALSO: In the wedding of Anna to KW - I would SO crash the crap out of that.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Can we have the same food as Anna's first wedding? Because my god, I want that food like whoa.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_roll-call-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0daa97ce-ee62-42ae-83b2-59d82d90c9e8Post:d39cc33c-87ab-4819-95d5-456f0e575940">Re: Roll Call?</a>:
    [QUOTE]NS- I can't believe that they are actually cuter than I thought they would be. I didn't know KMart still existed, though. They are all gone from my neck of the woods. 
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
    I plan to internet purchase them.  I'm avoiding buying things from Target.
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