Late night Open Letters? Yes please!

katy0293

Dear Hubby-to-be,

We really need to work on your pre-rinsing skills... I know you don't like to load the dishwasher... but could you just run some water over your things before leaving them in the sink? I'll handle the rest... And who just dumps half a bowl of ramen in the sink?? WHO DOES THAT?!

I love you... see you in the morning.

Love, 

Me

P.S. when did you make cheesy broccoli? ...and why didn't I get any?!

alyssag721

OMG ditto for mine. WHY IS RINSING SO HARD

nda_roxybabe

Dear house,

please clean yourself. I feel sick and am too lazy to clean you but I can't take the mess anylonger!!!

love,
the neat freak.

Dear sore throat,
You're killing me. I need to be able to talk at work tomorrow.
-Roxy

katy0293

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[QUOTE]OMG ditto for mine. WHY IS RINSING SO HARD
Posted by alyssag721[/QUOTE]

<div>RIGHT?!</div>

katy0293

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[QUOTE]Dear house, please clean yourself. I feel sick and am too lazy to clean you but I can't take the mess anylonger!!! love, the neat freak. Dear sore throat, You're killing me. I need to be able to talk at work tomorrow. -Roxy
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]

<div>Dear Roxy's House,</div><div>
</div><div>When you are done cleaning yourself, could you please help mine? I'm lazy today.</div><div>
</div><div>KTHXBAI,</div><div>Yup</div>

KaylaSue19

Dear MN,

I know it's only the beginning of summer and I shouldn't start complaining yet, but do you have to be so dang humid? It makes me feel gross and sweaty, and I don't enjoy it.

-Kayla


Dear Roxy's sore throat,

Please go away now. You are bothering my friend, and I don't like you.

-Kayla

katiewhompus

Dear H's car,

Please don't die before we get a new car. We should be getting one on Saturday and then you will never have to be driven around by us again, except maybe to go to the mechanic to be sold. We just need 3 more days ok?

Dear mil,
Please don't forget that H's car is dying and we are purchasing your car. I don't think it can last past this weekend.

alyssag721

Dear person interviewing me on Wed,

Please please please hire me. I will do anything, this is my dream job and what I have been working towards for 6 years. I promise I will not let you down.

- An unwaveringly hopeful new grad.

cupcakesfrosting

Dear Future Landlord,

Please like me and take pity on a woman in need tomorrow.

Sincerely,

The BEST TENANT EVER

KaylaSue19

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[QUOTE]Dear Future Landlord, Please like me and take pity on a woman in need tomorrow. Sincerely, The BEST TENANT EVER
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]

Cosigned, Kayla 

I hope it works out CCF!

katy0293

oh katie... that sounds like oh so much fun =x lol

good luck alyssa!!! I hear about a job this week too

SO:

Dear HR,

Please call me tomorrow and offer me the position.

That is all.

cupcakesfrosting

Thanks Kayla!

And I second Alyssa's. I have the test on Wednesday for the Marketing position..

alyssag721

Thanks Katy! Good luck to you too! Hopefully we will come back at the end of the week with good news

ETA: And add CCF! I hope we all get our jobs... I will send good thoughts for all of us

Ciaram22

Dear ASM

Please stop being such a douche to H about our schedules. We have to have certain days off for Drs appointments and by you being a jerk about working around the appointments makes me want to scream.

Your still on leave employee

nda_roxybabe

Aww thanks

playtntsbpg30

Dear sister,
Just because you think you are going to be the smartest ever because you are taking 31 subjects in a program that is worthless and you should pretty much already know, doesn't mean you are better then I am. And it's not cool of you to take away from your children's future and make them do stuff they don't want to and that isn't even logical. I'm not a parent but I know damn well at 17 your son should be making some choices on his own and not being brain washed by you. Also, I don't care no more about anything you "stress" over because it's crazy and so are you!
Thank you, have a great night!

Dear Back,
I wish you would just get better and heal correctly. I had high hopes of possibly trying to look for a job and it came crushing down. So, now that I have the next 3 months, I will get to the gym and hopefully fight against you to become stronger and able to deal with the pain and try to get my self back on track. Not only that I CAN NOT STAND living with my mom anymore! She needs to stop acting like a child, and you're not helping matters.

You're very frustrated owner!

cha+ching

Dear Honda,
Did you REALLY have to pick now to eff up? I'm already freaking out about DS's surgery (and the up front cost), I really don't have the time/patience/money to fix a transmission. I have taken extremely good care of you for the past 2 years and yet you have screwed me twice - both at the worst times possible. Please get with it, or be replaced.
Love, The one who makes sure your oil gets changed, tires rotated, all fluids full, and depends on you to get her from A to B on a daily basis.


Dear Geography Professor,
WTF does the history of immigrants in Ireland, religion in Italy, and pubs in England have to do with geography? Really? And stop being a douche about your newly earned title of Doctor. You didn't have it last semester, so its new and I do not get a newsletter on your accomplishments. Correct me and move along - no where on the syllabus does it say that you are now a doctor, so how the eff was I to know? Forwarding my email to your father was a douchtastic move.
Signed, Cha.


Dear H,
I said I wanted to play the Wii tonight... please turn your stupid PS3 off and lets play something we can both enjoy.
Love, Your wife whos ready to get her Mario Party on

Ciaram22

cha how old is your DS and what is he having surgery on? If you don't mind me asking.

kimheartsscott

Dear bank account,

Could you, like, triple or something?  Please?  I would like to buy new furniture and eventually move.  That would be thebomb.com.

XOXO,

Kim

Dear Scott,

Please stop freaking out about the future and just go with Kim's Plan for Ultimate Success.  It will work out and be way cool!

Love, Kim

PS give me a baby.

nda_roxybabe

Awww Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

kimheartsscott

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[QUOTE]Dear Geography Professor, WTF does the history of immigrants in Ireland, religion in Italy, and pubs in England have to do with geography? Really? And stop being a douche about your newly earned title of Doctor. You didn't have it last semester, so its new and I do not get a newsletter on your accomplishments. Correct me and move along - no where on the syllabus does it say that you are now a doctor, so how the eff was I to know? <strong>Forwarding my email to your father was a douchtastic move. </strong>Signed, Cha.
Posted by cha+ching[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Huhwha?!

</div>

cupcakesfrosting

Kim, I love you so hard.

katy0293

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[QUOTE]Dear Honda, Did you REALLY have to pick now to eff up? I'm already freaking out about DS's surgery (and the up front cost), I really don't have the time/patience/money to fix a transmission. I have taken extremely good care of you for the past 2 years and yet you have screwed me twice - both at the worst times possible. Please get with it, or be replaced. Love, The one who makes sure your oil gets changed, tires rotated, all fluids full, and depends on you to get her from A to B on a daily basis. Dear Geography Professor, WTF does the history of immigrants in Ireland, religion in Italy, and pubs in England have to do with geography? Really? And stop being a douche about your newly earned title of Doctor. You didn't have it last semester, so its new and I do not get a newsletter on your accomplishments. Correct me and move along - no where on the syllabus does it say that you are now a doctor, so how the eff was I to know? Forwarding my email to your father was a douchtastic move. Signed, Cha. Dear H, I said I wanted to play the Wii tonight... please turn your stupid PS3 off and lets play something we can both enjoy. Love, Your wife whos ready to get her Mario Party on
Posted by cha+ching[/QUOTE]

<div>goodness... open a bottle of wine! you deserve it!!</div>

cha+ching

He's 4 and having his tonsils and adnoids removed.

I know its not a terribly complicated surgery, but... I worry. My biggest concern is that I really hope this improves his hearing. He has failed 3 hearing tests in the past 4 months. His hearing was really improving (has had trouble with his ears all of his life), but IDK what happened. We went to take the hearing and vision test for pre-k and he failed.

kimheartsscott

What did I do?  

katy0293

Kim... that was cute

cupcakesfrosting

Oh, nothing.. Why?

kimheartsscott

Dear donut, 

How dare you jump out of my mouth like that.  Not cool dude.  NOT. COOL.

No love for you, Kim

Dear boobs,

Nice job catching my donut there a minute ago!  That was wicked awesome!

SCORE!  Kim

cha+ching

Oh yea, Kim. He forwarded my email to him to his father. Then posted an annocement going into detail of how to address him and anything that was addressed to Mr. Douchlord would be forwarded to his father. Diick.

Katy - on number 3.


eta. fix spelling and number 3 drink, not bottle.

katy0293

is his father the dean or something? i mean... how is that a threat?

kimheartsscott

Wait, is his dad like the dean or something?  Or maybe a hitman with really low standards and a love of killing?  I don't get it.  

OH WAIT.  Unless he is being an asshole because he can't possibly be Mr. Douchlord, so clearly that email is meant for his less accomplished, possible hitman father?  MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE TO ME.