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confressions?

mine is that I gave up Buffy and Angel.  I read the series' shows' synopsises yesterday and they just never get their romantical happy ending.  (I had watched B seasons 1-3 and most of A season 1)  I'll never feel happy and resolved, so even though I do enjoy the supernatural battle of evil stuff, I have to pass.  Yes, this makes me a dork.so now I'm living in an alternate reality where Season 3 ends the series and I have my own made-up ending in my head.  I was kind of enjoying Angel too but I need some happy endings too much to get into that one either. 
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Re: confressions?

  • I wouldn't watch Angel if you're looking for happy endings. Or really, an ending. But the reasons Buffy doesn't wind up with Angel or anyone else are pretty good. Her cookie speech shouldn't be missed, but I don't think it'd be understandable without continuing to watch. My cornfession is that we are home improvement idiots. After my rant yesterday about the Neverending Floor Saga and the Unfitting Fridge the blinds in our bedroom spontaneously snapped and I found that Mr M had somehow managed to install a broen doorknob on the hall closet door with the screws facing inward and the hinges as well, so there was no way to open it. After sawing off the handle and that not fixing it, he tried sliding a screwdriver in the bolt mechanism, which worked. Which means he didn't need to spend an hour sawing off the handle and scratching up the newly painted door. We are never going to be ready for this baby.
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    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • I'm going to a 1st birthday party and I have to drive 1.5-2 hours with my H and his mom.  My H is a horrible backseat driver and freaks out if I go over 55 MPH.   I swear he's geriatric.  And his mom reads every sign out loud the entire way. "2 miles to lancaster""55 MPH""Rest stop in 6 miles""Pennsylvania License plate number EYX-4567""Sovereign Bank"STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
  • My H got WAY too overzealous licking my ear while we were having sex the other night, and it was like being slobbered on by a dog.  I was just trying to ignore it so as not to ruin the mood, but when he stopped he asked, "Did you like that?"  I sort of non-committally said, "My ear's all wet now." 
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  • One time I licked my BF's ear during a makeout session in High school and got a big chunky piece of hardened earwax in my mouth.  My tongue never went close to an ear again.
  • Cali reminds me of Fiz on Cornation Street.
  • I am a little bummed that I wont be able to partake in the smot poking I spoke of in my post above.
    Effing crazy people.
  • Ag ag ag ag ag!  I now share your ear trauma, Expee.  That'th dithguthting.Robe, is this a Newfie thing you're talking about?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Nope, it's a very popular soap over in England. It airs here, I love it!
  • hahaha, Calie.  my H tried something out the other day and was all, you like?  nope.  but thanks for trying!Mouse, I feel your home improvement pain.  I once had to bring an ikea part to Home Depot to have an inappropriately forced dowel routed out.  the nice man sort of laughed at me.
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  • I sat on the mall floor for 3 hours yesterday to spend 15 seconds in the presence of Dustin Pedroia. And I would do it all over again in a heartbeat.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • it saddens me that you are stopping the Buffy/Angel watching.  The awesomeness that is Anya makes you forget that Angel was ever on the show in the first place. And Angel is just good stuff.  Well, except for the not-so-good stuff.
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    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • I don't know who Dustin Pedroia is.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • there is so much stuff I should be doing right now.  I took the day off to go to the dr. and then putz around the house doing stuff but all I feel like now is reading a few chapters in The Devil In The White City and maybe taking a nap.maybe I'll take a quick nap and then get up and do stuff.
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  • He's my secret husband, Groomz. I think when I had him in my siggy, you thought it was either a picture of you or Jimmy.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Oh yeah.  He's that guy who wants to be me.  I remember now.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • I think that's Screech's porn name, Groomz.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • A few months ago, one of MrTummy's parents' friends offered to host an engagement party for us in New Orleans, MrT's hometown.  That party is tomorrow [Saturday].  Before we booked our plane tickets, MrT's mom said to us, "Don't fly back too early!  MrT's aunts want to throw an all-day family BBQ for you guys the day after the party [Sunday]!"  We therefore booked late-night flights home on Sunday. Yesterday, MrT called his mom to get details about the BBQ, and she said, "Oh, yeah.  Your aunts haven't said anything to me about that in ages, so I assume it's not happening." It doesn't bother me at all that they're not having the BBQ.  But I wish they could've told us that BEFORE I booked a flight that gets me back to NY at 1am on a work day.
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  • Mike and I are totally about to be "those parents" who take their kid to a party that wasn't exactly identified as kid friendly. A lady from a work project we both are involved in is having a social/pool party for the people involved in said project. Her house is very near ours and we don't want to drive 3+ hours round trip to take Mags to the in-laws for just an hour appearance at this shindig... so we're taking her. My boss went last year and he thinks it will be fine to bring her. It's casual and all, but I'm still kind of not sure what's worse-rsvping yes and then not going, or bringing a toddler.
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  • My H and I are total weirdos.  We had a discussion the other day about why Kool Aid should have stood trial for all the cult members who died drinking him.  Then we discussed how somebody said, "Hey Kool Aid!" and he burst through the wall all full of arsenic.
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  • I think bringing Maggie is totally fine...it's not like it's a black tie affair or anything. I'm not good with my rights and lefts.  It makes me the world's worst navigator: Me:  Turn right at the stop sign.  Wait, where the hell are you going? H:  You told me to turn right. Me:  Oh, I meant left.  Oops. 
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  • Ha November, Mike says "turn here" with no L or R.  I hate letting him navigate, but he's an even worse driver so it's a tradeoff.
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  • November, I'm the same way.  I have to say "towards me" or "towards you," because if I attempt to specify left or right, I ALWAYS get it wrong.
  • My H and I are total weirdos. We had a discussion the other day about why Kool Aid should have stood trial for all the cult members who died drinking him. Then we discussed how somebody said, "Hey Kool Aid!" and he burst through the wall all full of arsenic. awesome!
  • I do that too November. "Okay, turn right at the next light NO LEFT LEFT TURN LEFT!"They're doing some maintenance in our building today and I was talking with one of the guys while I was unlocking some empty offices for him. He was excessively hot. Then he told me he liked my nose ring. I immediately felt like a stupid teenager and couldn't talk to him after that without stumbling over my words. WTF.

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  • jbloomjbloom member
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    You're just supposed to lick the earlobe, not inside the ear, sillies ;)
  • I'm freaked out about having a second kid.
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  • I'm not good with my rights and lefts. It makes me the world's worst navigator:Me too. So now our convos go like this: Me: Turn right at the next intersection. Trav: Right? or Meegs Right?

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  • Apparently I am not the only one that cannot decipher my left from right.While on our road trip, I was driving and my H was navigating.H:  Turn right at the light.Me: ::gets in left turn lane::H:  Turn RIGHT!  Turn RIGHT!Me: I AM turning right...oh, RIGHT.
  • My H and I are total weirdos. We had a discussion the other day about why Kool Aid should have stood trial for all the cult members who died drinking him. Then we discussed how somebody said, "Hey Kool Aid!" and he burst through the wall all full of arsenic. Oh Yeah!!!
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  • Mr. Mod has only been driving for 4 or 5 years. When he started driving I had to use port and starboard instead of left and right.
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