I hate the fact that I have to administer COBRA to employees we lay off. And they sign up, but then can't afford payments because we laid them off, and then I have to threaten to cancel their health insurance because they can't afford it because I went and took away their job. I love the fact that I can finally fit into my t-shirt with the picture of Columbus discovering Gilligan's Island. It's a large, and should have fit me months ago, but because of the cut and color, it showed every single flaw in my physique, and I guess I have fewer flaws now, so yay!

3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali