Snarky Brides

1 love, 1 hate

I hate the fact that I have to administer COBRA to employees we lay off.  And they sign up, but then can't afford payments because we laid them off, and then I have to threaten to cancel their health insurance because they can't afford it because I went and took away their job.  I love the fact that I can finally fit into my t-shirt with the picture of Columbus discovering Gilligan's Island.  It's a large, and should have fit me months ago, but because of the cut and color, it showed every single flaw in my physique, and I guess I have fewer flaws now, so yay!
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Re: 1 love, 1 hate

  • Congratulations on your fantastic physique! Also, I don't think I could do your job.

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  • awesome groomz. and holy crap will is so big. i love picnics. i hate that it just rained therefore ruining my picnic.
  • I love summer clothes. I hate that I am too lumpy and chunky to wear my summer clothes.
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  • I love my dog. I hate when she wakes me up at 3 am trying to snuggle with me and steal my pillow. And, feel free to judge that we let her sleep in our bed.
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  • I hate that the purse I ordered on Etsy 4 weeks ago still has not arrived. I love that it is July 30th, and on August 30th I will be waking up in DC instead of in my crappy NY apartment.
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  • I love that Lorne is capable of fixing both cars and laptops. I hate that I'm not going to be able to do Fingerlakes.

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  • I love Mike for making me ice cream with sprinkles every night this week for a snack.I hate that my dogs beg Maggie for food at lunch. And then she feeds them. And then feeds her self with a dog slobber covered hand.
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  • I love that my H cooks just about every night.I hate that he makes the same 5 things all the time and refuses to try something new.
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  • I love my dog. I hate when she wakes me up at 3 am trying to snuggle with me and steal my pillow. And, feel free to judge that we let her sleep in our bed.no judgements from me.  I have a crook in my back from contorting myslef because my dog was sleeping where my feet go. I love the fact that I have an extended lunch today for a company picnic.I hate that we are going to be forced to play games at said picnic.
  • KayRIKayRI member
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    I love that I have a job where I can come in an hour late and no once notices or cares, as long as my work gets done. I hate that because I came in an hour late I feel guilty leaving early this afternoon.
  • ftnupsftnups member
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    I love all the ridiculously adorable sounds that come out of the monitor while noodie is either falling asleep or waking up. Eep!I hate that I'm on the last big push of dieting but also having to run six days a week and I AM HUNGRY.
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  • I love that I have many surprises coming to me this birthday weekend that Tony has been planning for months. I hate that I have a love hate relationships with surprises and that I wish I knew where we are staying.
    IVF#1 May 2011 15 Eggs Retrieved, 11 Fertilized using ICSI + HPT on 6/9/11 Beta #1 420 Beta #2 2167 US 7/1 TWINS!! Due 2/18/2012 Brooke and Nora born at 35.6 weeks Jan 20th 2012
  • I hate that Noisy won't be able to come to Fingerlakes.  This makes me a sad panda.I love gooooooooooooooooooold.
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  • Dawg, I'm the same way. I looove surprises, but if I find out about them first, I'm miserable.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Glad I'm not the only one.  I know I am about to have my socks knocked off and I feel like the little kid from the Disney comercial.  "I'm too excited to sleep."
    IVF#1 May 2011 15 Eggs Retrieved, 11 Fertilized using ICSI + HPT on 6/9/11 Beta #1 420 Beta #2 2167 US 7/1 TWINS!! Due 2/18/2012 Brooke and Nora born at 35.6 weeks Jan 20th 2012
  • I hate the fact that I have gained weight and my suits don't fit me right, but I have been too lazy actually exercise and too tired and stressed from the job. I love the fact that the congressional august recess starts in 2 days and I will be able to come in late and leave early with long lunches.
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