Dear Baby Jesus

noisy_penguin

Please help our educational system so this woman's children will not have to ask her for math help.Love,Noisy[url]http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/24706456.aspx[/url]

BobLoblaw

I like how she paged "Math People". She could've also paged "4th graders" and gotten the same answer. Moron.

BobLoblaw

I scanned her blog looking for more stupid and found her SIL's photography blog which is AMAZING: [url]http://www.lindseyvantiemphotography.blogspot.com/[/url]I think PG could get some tips from her. Absolutely breathtaking pics!

melissainabq

Good lord what crap:[img] http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/St9lJ-DMGTI/AAAAAAAAA04/l3rOr4BhxSo/s320/IMG_1704+copy1.jpg [/img] 

melissainabq

And why is he hiding in the shower?[img] http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/St6F_6zltiI/AAAAAAAAAwo/PvZO7LBJgKs/s320/IMG_1976+copy.jpg [/img] 

BobLoblaw

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/St6N-Fcq8ZI/AAAAAAAAAyw/LEf2Lo8PbN8/s320/IMG_3120+copy.jpg[/img]

CaliopeSpidrman

I hope everyone enjoys the beautiful mements.I am on the verge of bethietears at her selective colorization attempts.

melissainabq

Um wow.[img] http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/Srgd1qT5zxI/AAAAAAAAAkY/ivUiK8tWtkY/s320/IMG_0028e+copy.jpg [/img] 

BobLoblaw

Like this one?![img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/SsJK-cCPMYI/AAAAAAAAAlw/VbGcHKQRIpE/s320/IMG_0093e+copy.jpg[/img]

melissainabq

Is she yawning or chewing on his ear?[img] http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/SrfhEvISkaI/AAAAAAAAAhw/mdlvC9Vv5jY/s320/IMG_0176ed.jpg [/img] 

lindsayll

Forget selective colorization, she needs some basic 101 lighting and exposure.  Yikes.  Can't believe she actually gets people to pay her for that.

BobLoblaw

OMG I hope yawning! It's her dad!

melissainabq

At first I wondered why this couple didn't smile at all[img] http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/Spw7qb67uTI/AAAAAAAAAbw/SxpJUo5Uf30/s320/IMG_0542+copy.jpg [/img]  And then I saw what happened when they did[img] http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/Spw4m3wGgJI/AAAAAAAAAaI/RndttukwijQ/s320/IMG_0810+copy.jpg [/img] 

noisy_penguin

Is she yawning or chewing on his ear?I think she's saying "I love you Daddy," since that's what's in italics at the top of the pic. Eep.

melissainabq

I didn't even see that.

ftnups

She looks like she vants to suck heez blood. But holy jumpin up and down martha. Basic division? This is a "math problem"?

tastyburger

bbq, I'm pretending that he's marrying this chick:..[img]http://tinyurl.com/yggqybh[/img]..also, is the lady in the background of the beautifully colored photo wearing black biker's shorts under the skirt?  if so, good call.  she must have esp to know she'd be flashing her goodies in photos that night.

BobLoblaw

OK, now I'M in metears.[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/SnZ43ZihrtI/AAAAAAAAAQo/MLYICZAYKRY/s320/IMG_0242+copy.jpg[/img]

melissainabq

I forgot about her.

melissainabq

My favorite couple we've seen in a while:[img] http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/SmKZ_D_jbaI/AAAAAAAAAMA/6VI2Hrc6gTw/s320/0242+copy.jpg [/img] 

BobLoblaw

[url]http://lindseyvantiemphotography.blogspot.com/2009/07/brent-buffy-warren.html[/url]WHAT IS GOING ON?! Are they all brides? Marrying the same man?!

tastyburger

HAHAHAHA the bridal type one BBQ just posted looks like they PSed an "open eye" on her because she had them closed or somethign.  that is just god-awful PSing.

CaliopeSpidrman

I know so little about photoshop, but even I know how to colorize something without drawing a giant box around it:[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/St9qcAzdEcI/AAAAAAAAA30/6AGdITQu2jE/s320/IMG_1461+copy1.jpg[/img] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/St9lKFNegaI/AAAAAAAAA1A/PH5KGLN5yDc/s320/IMG_1702+copy.jpg[/img]

FallinAgain

I think photography is the new wedding camera.  Everyone gets photos done, thinks it doesn't seem hard, and voila! a new career is born.

FallinAgain

*new wedding planner

tastyburger

bethie, I'm assuming with that shoe choice the bride made, she's a little old fashioned.  she has her bridesmaids in white dresses so the warring clan will come steal one of them by accident instead.

AngieP900

But why?[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/Skb17GdehKI/AAAAAAAAAII/jzWDDSPBevw/s320/16copy.jpg[/img]

KristenBtobe

I am crying. These are amazing! Why does that man have his lady in a headlock in a box? Is he a magician?

buddhagouda

These pictures make me weep.

CaliopeSpidrman

Everytime I see this picture, I say, "MATT DAMON," like the puppet from Team America World Police:[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5dPs_Owcpck/St6ErRr7PyI/AAAAAAAAAvw/MSMtY1PbRQc/s320/IMG_2375+copy.jpg[/img]

AngieP900

It's Matt Damon's deformed twin.