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Dear Baby Jesus

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Re: Dear Baby Jesus

  • Oh Cali.  Swoon.  I did the same thing.Also, looking at those pictures makes me dizzy.  Not only are the colors crap, they are blurry.  And, why for the love of all that is good, are they all crooked?
  • I don't understand.  Would prospective clients really look at these photos and say to themselves, "wow, we've got to get this lady to shoot our wedding!  Look at how adept she is at selectively colorizing random shiit!"? 
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  • OMG those pictures are...mesmerizing.  Thank you, Bethie, for bringing this gift.I actually had to put my head down and bury my face in my arm for a moment to compose myself
  • all those pics are completely lacking in talent and I would be very surprised at the people who would actually pay her for them.  some of them are just plain awful.  okay, MOST of them.  it's ludicrius.
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  • This hurts me. It hurts me deep inside.
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    The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
  • Pshaw, we know you are just jealous you didn't think of those sweet effects.
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  • Pixy is now a photographer.  Think she specializes in pets? http://camerafool.wordpress.com/
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  • Also, these two claim/admit to being pros.  *I* could have taken the pics in their sigs. I would not have PS'ed the kid to be so pinky though.
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  • Oh jeebus, I am GUFFAWING.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • She can't have used a good camera to take those pictures, right?  I'm wondering what I would have done if my photographer showed up to my wedding with a point and shoot. LENS FLARE ALERT!  . [img][/img] .

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    The nerve!
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  • OK, I am a fecking moron because I didn't realize that was how she was selectively colorizing things. I thought the boxes were Flickr tags or something and now I am in metears again. Holy shiit.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I think metears might be my new favorite know word. Sadly, I won't be able to use it for myself. Oh, and those are just yicky.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
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