Nebb?

riverjib

What's the obsession? Why is it that her word is gospel here, months (or years?) after her wedding date? No disrespect intended, but I'm just curious about this "Nebb" phenomenon :-) Anyone?

J&K10910

Nebb is awesome.  And I wouldn't say ANYONE'S word is "gospel" here.  We just like chatting with her, and yeah, she tends to give really good advice.  What's it to you?

[Deleted User]

This is a strange thread. I didn't realize there was an obsession. She's an awesome person. Period. People like her. Why do you care?

J&K10910

I just love when people say "No disrespect intended" or "No offense" before or after they say something.  You'd think if you have to add a disclaimer, maybe you should think of a better way to say it, or just keep your mouth shut.

But there's a smiley, so clearly it's all in good fun...

[Deleted User]

Exactly! It's like "hey, no offense, but your face looks like a giant dildo ".

J&K10910

Did you just call me a diickhead?

[Deleted User]

No, dummy. I called you a dildohead. There's a huge difference. No offense.

J&K10910

Oh, well as long as it's dildohead, we cool.

[Deleted User]

Yeah. You'd be a total d!ckhead to get mad about it after I clearly said "no offense". Sheesh.

J&K10910

Yeah, well, no disrespect intended, but you'd be a total asshole to call me a diickhead in the first place

[Deleted User]

Well, I mean no harm, but the last time I took a dump, I named it after you.

J&K10910

I'm actually honored.   I know that poop is a major part of your life.  So now I'm a major part of your life, even if just for a few minutes.

 And now I have to go to work.  So have a lovely day, lovely!  No offense.

[Deleted User]

You too!

Nebb

WTF is this?!?! my word is gospel because me and jesus are like this *weird hand motion*

Clearly you havnt seen my work

Nebb

I feel like im some kind of ugly hand bag that all the rich people want, but all the common folk cant understand why the hell someone wants that ugly purse. Im an ugly purse.

MarriedInAFever

We've had a lot of jackholes lately, no?

Nebb

This person seems to be a GIS or E reg, and rarely if ever posts here. I dont get this AT ALL. wtf riverjib. wtf.

MarriedInAFever

Ohhh. I see. I was wondering where I had seen her name.

Random.

Nebb

I NEED AN EXPLANATION RIVERJIB. wtf?!

MarriedInAFever

River posted this at 4 a.m. She's probably sleeping now. She may or may not be a vampire.

Nebb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_nebb-13?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:10ba069f-0c01-4a9e-b7d8-8c0775c2c14bPost:0ebc2c42-93aa-425a-affd-12e69eec4fcf">Re: Nebb?</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>River posted this at 4 a.m</strong>. She's probably sleeping now. She may or may not be a vampire.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
That makes this even weirder

scoetto

I don't even follow the "gospel" of a church. Why would you ASSume I'd follow the "gospel" of someone else?

Oh well. Wait. I do follow the gospel of Nelson.

[Deleted User]

I wonder if she was drunk or something it was the BEST IDEA EVER! at the time. And then she went to bed. She'll probably realize what an asshole thread this is when she wakes up today at noon.

scoetto

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_nebb-13?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:10ba069f-0c01-4a9e-b7d8-8c0775c2c14bPost:94298eff-fa3a-49da-ac6d-1459468b5fa5">Nebb?</a>:
[QUOTE]What's the obsession? Why is it that her word is gospel here, months (or years?) after her wedding date? No disrespect intended, but I'm just curious about this "Nebb" phenomenon :-) Anyone?
Posted by riverjib[/QUOTE]

Oh and FWIW, I do like me some Nebb. She actually took my advice last night and drank 11 beers. 99 beers in 9 days. Yup. I made her do it.

Nebb

Im quite humble and take peoples suggestions when they give them to me. I figure they know best.

MarriedInAFever

99 beers in 9 days. That's pretty impressive.

scoetto

Oh, and I call her Nebbulous because she is the world and we ALL revolve around her. Right?

...
RIGHT?

FutureMrsFraser

This is a strange post, I like Nebb, and I think the guy in her siggy pic is hot, so that makes her even more likeable. She does give great advice, but I don't think anyone's word is gospel here, and I don't think anyone's obsessed, other than maybe you since you asked such an odd question.

Night_Sprite

I come in peace to worship at Nebb's holy toenail polish.

betrothed123

Where the hell did this come from?  I like Nebb, and I often agree with her, but if I didn't agree with her I'd have no problem telling her as much.

MarriedInAFever

I think the only real way to answer the original question is to speak of Nebb in a Bill Brasky tone...

I once saw Nebb scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.
She showers in grain alcohol.
She once had sex with a cigarette machine!