Nebb?

[Deleted User]

Nebb rides the Kraken to work.

MarriedInAFever

Nebb still believes in Santa and she wants to put him in porno films.

[Deleted User]

Nebb once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that her foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

MarriedInAFever

Hahahaha, Cew. That one was once of my favorites!

If you drop a phonograph needle on Nebb's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

[Deleted User]

Ha! That's awesome.

MarriedInAFever

One time I asked Nebb to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Nebb shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. She reaches into her bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then she takes off her beard and says, "There's no Santa cause I ate him!"

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_nebb-13?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:10ba069f-0c01-4a9e-b7d8-8c0775c2c14bPost:7f7c21a1-65a6-4020-94d6-e921c6f69b58">Re: Nebb?</a>:
[QUOTE]This Riverjib username sound so familiar to me for some reason...and WTF is your problem, riverjib?
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

CS- Me too. Keep trying to place her, and if memory serves it wasnt good that time either.

staceytaylor0704

lmao.. there have been some really odd threads around here in the past couple days.. this is hilarious.. and I have to agree, the pic of that hot man is pretty nice. Is he from Mad Men? I think I need to watch that show.

RachNRich

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_nebb-13?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:10ba069f-0c01-4a9e-b7d8-8c0775c2c14bPost:7f7c21a1-65a6-4020-94d6-e921c6f69b58">Re: Nebb?</a>:
[QUOTE]This Riverjib username sound so familiar to me for some reason...and WTF is your problem, riverjib?
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
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</div><div>We got into it one night with her over this gem:</div><div>
</div><div><a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_handle-this-need-advice-friendship" target="_blank">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_handle-this-need-advice-friendship</a></div>

BecW2be

Is it really possible to drink 99 beers in 9 days? Would one beer an hour make you drunk? I don't drink beer, but I'm thinking I could do a shot an hour and sober up from one to the next enough to not kill myself. Not that I'd try it, because Day 10 would be the worst day ever, but now I'm curious...

dmiller9274

Nebb is so awesome that sharks have a week dedicated to her

deepcovejackie

Shhh.  Everyone be quiet.  I'm sewing a flag for Nebb.

Nebb

Hahaha you guys are awesome.