Not your normal knottie poll.

1ofThoseDays

Who has time for sex with zombies running around?

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Who has time for sex with zombies running around?
Posted by 1ofThoseDays[/QUOTE]

Dude, if there were zombies running around, I'm pretty sure i would MAKE time for sex.  And have as much as possible before I died or turned into a zombie. 

allisong23

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[QUOTE]Who has time for sex with zombies running around?
Posted by 1ofThoseDays[/QUOTE]

I do!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Yeah if there were zombies everywhere they'd have to break down the door to my bedroom before getting to me

NatesGirl16

Can't lie, I pretty much always have time for sex.  Especially, "we're in the woods and might get caught by our friends OR zombies" sex.  HOT.

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]Can't lie, I pretty much always have time for sex.  Especially, "we're in the woods and might get caught by our friends OR zombies" sex.  HOT.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]


YEAH!!

I actually make FI dress up and act like a zombie right before we're about to get it on. It's just not happening otherwise.

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Not your normal knottie poll. : YEAH!! I actually make FI dress up and act like a zombie right before we're about to get it on. It's just not happening otherwise.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]
Oh my god, you are the best.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Not your normal knottie poll. : YEAH!! I actually make FI dress up and act like a zombie right before we're about to get it on. It's just not happening otherwise.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

Oh my god, this reminded me of the how to for how to re-enact a shark attack sexual fantasy.  Unfortunately, I can no longer find the page.

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Not your normal knottie poll. : Oh my god, this reminded me of the how to for how to re-enact a shark attack sexual fantasy.  Unfortunately, I can no longer find the page.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

OMG. That sounds sexxxy.

katiewhompus

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Not your normal knottie poll. : Oh my god, this reminded me of the how to for how to re-enact a shark attack sexual fantasy.  Unfortunately, I can no longer find the page.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Omg I remember that! It was glorious.

cupcakesfrosting

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: M&M, just because I think she was a cheerleader. Cuz she's cute and perky.

Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: Umm, no one?

Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: Everyone.

Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: Steph#'s

Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane. Blue.   On her wedding day: Bec. Did you?

Knottie most likely to become a swinger: Night_Sprite

Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: Trolls.

ETA:  NORMAL QUESTIONS FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT AREN'T AS MUCH FUN (just kidding, I lov eyou all.  Well, most of you.  You know if i love you.)

Knottie most likely to have lots and lots of babies: Blue. Mwahaha.

Knottie most likely to truly help people in life: Seshat.

Knottie that gives the best advice: KW. And Blue.

Knottie that doesn't really give advice, but brings the funny so it's ok: Umm.?

Knottie who's wedding you really want to go to/wish you could have gone to: Reddy's, Nates (I'M COMING BETCH!), Sesh's.

Knottie you don't care for/disagree with often online but think you'd hit it off with IRL: I'm not sure.

Knottie you want to get drunk and dance on tables with: Nates, Blue (even though she hates me, cuz I'm a dirty California Hippy), Pirate

Starmusica

ahhh another long poll. I will try and answer later!

but first- CCF- I LOVE your siggy. It may be my favorite dino pic out there

aprovencher21

I've missed you girls!

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: MM
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: KW though in a good and cute way....or me.
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: Errrrr
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: Sheshat....but I agree she'd be adorable about it.  She'd also invite me to visit.
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day: Blue or Cew
Knottie most likely to become a swinger: Ha maybe Ang or Any
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: I'm also going to go with Anna....
Knottie most likely to have lots and lots of babies: Tide, Blue and me
Knottie most likely to truly help people in life: Jas, B, Ang, Blue, Nates and Star
Knottie that gives the best advice: Star, Jas, Ang, Jen Gin, Missy, Blue
Knottie that doesn't really give advice, but brings the funny so it's ok: B and Nebb
Knottie who's wedding you really want to go to/wish you could have gone to: Nebb, Ang's and Blues and I want to go to Nates
Knottie you don't care for/disagree with often online but think you'd hit it off with IRL: I adore Jas but we have different political views but we'd be awesome together IRL
Knottie you want to get drunk and dance on tables with: Blue, Nates, Nebb and Ang

aprovencher21

Knottie who thinks they are a special snowflake: Shoegal and Misscourtney
Knottie who would get fired as a bm: Probably B or Blue because they'd be honest about things and some brides cannot handle that
Knottie you would go on vacation with: SS, blue, AATB and ang
Knottie who has the same sense of style as you: I don't really know...

leayn

Damn!  Just to clear things up: I would swing with 2 women, but NEVER with another man.  I am a one weiner kind of girl.  SO THERE!

Wait....that still = swinger.

BecW2be

I'm LMAO at all the people who chose me to jump out of an airplane on my wedding day. Mostly because DH said he wanted to skydive with me once he lost weight because he knows how much I want to jump out of a plane. It's almost an obsession. He's down 70lbs. and now I think he's scared because he hasn't mentioned it. I don't even need him to jump with me! He can wait on the ground and hold one of those little firemen's targets from the cartoons over his crotch or something. Just let me jump, damn it!!

aprovencher21

Hmmmmm so I'm a swinging skydiver!  Sweet!

Though in all honesty I'm not good at sharing when it comes to FI.  I have a jealous streak so the actual chance of me swinging is slim to none.

I'm all for skydiving

[Deleted User]

Well, I apparently pick my nose, but the joke is on you whores because I don't do it in secret. In fact, I'm flicking my boogers at you right now.

Lenore2010

Awww, thanks Blue

I don't know much about the answers to the rest of this poll except I know I think I am the Bridesmaid question person-my tether is pretty short.

Also, so many people here have such great get drunk and dance on tables potential how could I ever pick one-or three?