I enjoy doing this

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Let's share stupid facebook updates.  It cheers me up.

Latest gem:

alright PPL! It is NOT necissary to be 2 feet of the persons bumper in front of u before you swurve into the passing lane!! hope u get pulled over moron!!!!

I commented, "I hope you aren't updating your facebook status behind the wheel."

ETA - minutes after my comment, her mother wrote "LOL!  SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!"

...updater then replied "YA!  i was stopped at a stoplight!  LOL!"

....ugh

staceytaylor0704

Nice.

I'm gonna have to go search my news feed. HOpefully I can find something good.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Ah yes, Sarah - the pee updates.

Because everyone loves to log into their FB and know how everyone's kid's pissing habits are doing.

maratea

Ha, nice one AATB.

Blue's status last night was pretty awesome.

I have a friend who posts things like this: My house stinks like the great northern beans I boiled in clam stock to try to make a pathetic dinner. Damn you poverty! She complains all the time about being broke, but yet I see updates that say things like 'I'm going to the bar tonight and buying drinks for everyone.' And yes, I know she will actually buy drinks for everyone at the bar.
I love her dearly, but she needs to learn some adult responsibility. 

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]I deleted all the people on my FB that make stupid updates, but this one is funny: Note to self: When Anna's favorite boy is playing at the house and you hear him say, "I am going potty again!!!!" in a happy excited voice... go make sure that he's using the potty and NOT the Hello Kitty trash can. :)
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]


He only did that ONCE!  God Mom!  You don't like any of my friends!!

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]Ah yes, Sarah - the pee updates. Because everyone loves to log into their FB and know how everyone's kid's pissing habits are doing.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Normally, I'd agree with you on that, but I thought that one was hilarious.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Yeah mara Blue's gay frenchman had me entertained as well

Your FB friend bugs me.  It's like, she's poor when she has to cook dinner, but not when she wants to go out for a night on the town?  Lame-oh.

Anna - your thingy is too small to read And you are hilarious so I really want to read it.

NatesGirl16

From my cousin, probably about her on-again/off-again "Baedaddy" (that's what she calls him)

I honestly think 1 of the best feelings is coming ta the realization that you REALLY DONT KNOW SOME1-& NEVER DID; yeah sucks u were fooled for so long- but @ least u know better today_some people die; believeing a lie- Im happy ta not be one of those people; fooled fa 2 lonq;always had an idea`- now i know why i doubted u- _ cause when it sounds 2 good; probably is- & you were.- " u live u learn " right?thatsTHEtruth

AllAboutTheBenjamin

These are all so amazingly awesome... I'm smiling again HA!

anna if Buddy the Elf hosted Saturday Night Live I think that would make my entire year.

EDIT - M&M I just pictured Mike doing that and... that is seriously funny

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I enjoy doing this : maybe it'll work now  EDIT: Fail.  stupid tk not enlarging things when i click on them buddy the elf has a FB campaign going.  We're trying to get him to host the SNL holiday special this year
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
We are trying to get tix to see Elf on Broadway, but it's super expensive.

Stacey--I want to hear more about this chupacabra friend.  What would possess someone to post that?  Now I want to do it just to see what people say.

In fact, I'm going to start posting ridiculous status updates so my TK FB friends can talk about it here :P

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]These are all so amazingly awesome... I'm smiling again :) HA! anna if Buddy the Elf hosted Saturday Night Live I think that would make my entire year. EDIT - M&M I just pictured Mike doing that and... that is seriously funny
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


i know!  I figure, Fb helped get Betty White on there, why not Buddy?

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I enjoy doing this : Oh lord. I hate when people write like this. It makes me head hurt trying to read it.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]
I know.  And why does she substitute "q" for "g".  G is a valid letter.  He wants to be used, too.

MeaghanandMichael

AATB - haha! I am going to make him do it for me later today just so I can get the full visual!

staceytaylor0704

Nates- I seriously have no idea. He baffles me.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]AATB - haha! I am going to make him do it for me later today just so I can get the full visual!
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

I keep picturing Chris Farley a la Tommy Boy - but much better looking, of course :)

dmiller9274

This is a friend that I actually enjoy, he makes me smile almost daily

Thanks to the 7 Stink Bugs on the on the bus this morning, I could do what I had to do without worrying about any finger pointing:) Good talk.

So yeah, maybe Brett Favre threw something out there he'd like back. Funny, doesn't sound like him.

Ok, has anyone ever talked to someone that is so unpleasant that they make you immediately think of the Emperor from Star Wars? All I can say is that after our conversation, this weekend I must go to the Dagobah System to become one with the Force again. Good talk.

heartxsongs

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[QUOTE]So I go outside after working out and freak girl is doing aerobics by herself in the parking lot...wow...not sure what to even say about that. So the post isn't really stupid...but picturing someone doing aerobics in the p.lot by themselves?  Wish I woulda been there for that.
Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

For some reason, I got a different reaction out of that post.  Aerobics in the parking lot does seem strange, but I kinda feel bad for the girl.  The fact that someone is posting about her on FB calling her "freak girl" makes me think she's picked on by the poster and that seems sad.

Chi_Chi

THiNKS iTS TiME 4 SUM CHANGES....
U CN ROLL WiD iT R GET ROLLED OVA!
STRT FRESH? ...YEA THTS WASSUP!

Chi_Chi

Sorry for that being so big. I copied and pasted.

SarahPLiz

Another pee update- The head of maintenance (who I love) just hollered down the hall: "We are shutting the water off to this building in 5 minutes. Pee now or forever hold it". I love what happens here when there are no students. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Another pee update- The head of maintenance (who I love) just hollered down the hall: "We are shutting the water off to this building in 5 minutes. Pee now or forever hold it". I love what happens here when there are no students. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha I love that.

Anysunrise

Sadly, I just get this one relative who posts chain updates like no one's business. Her current one:

☆•*¨*•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*¨*•☆
Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ your ♥ status ♥ if ♥ you ♥ have ♥ the ♥ most ♥
BEAUTIFUL ♥ DAUGHTERS ♥ in the ♥ world ☆•*¨*•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*¨*•☆

K&J64

My fav from today:

"just passed a guy in a suit with a mullet. oh, NYC, how I love you."

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Any - those updates infuriate me!!!

Those and like "ITS HUSBANDS WEEK - COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR STATUS IF YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND." 

Because everyone who doesn't post doesn't truly love their husband.

The whole "I like it on the... " thing a week or two ago for "breast cancer awareness?"  Yeah I got into an awesome FB fight over that.  A guy posted a status about how he was confused about it, so I commented on his status something like "It's just some lame thing about where women like to keep their purses - and they think they're being all powerful and mysterious about it but actually they're just being really dumb."  Some chick responds, "it is for breast cancer awareness!  Obviously you have never known anyone with cancer otherwise you would be more sensitive!"

I answered back, "I think there are more constructive things to promote breast cancer awareness - like participating in cancer survivor walks or donating to research - posting a vague, stupid status does not support breast cancer survivors, it just confuses half of the people on facebook.  Oh, and my grandma had breast cancer, and she kicked its ass."

I win.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Sadly, I just get this one relative who posts chain updates like no one's business. Her current one: ☆•*¨*•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*¨*•☆ Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ your ♥ status ♥ if ♥ you ♥ have ♥ the ♥ most ♥ BEAUTIFUL ♥ DAUGHTERS ♥ in the ♥ world ☆•*¨*•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*¨*•☆
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

i have a relative that does that too.  ALL the time

<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message">YOU are a phenomenal woman, a beautiful person, doing an extraordinary job,making things happen for those you love...and although you might not always feel it, you are loved and appreciated. ♥Copy and paste this on the walls of 7 women who deserve to be noticed!♥xxoo</span></h3>
<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message">If you have a husband that makes you laugh, that you can say is your best friend, who you want to grow old with, who you know will always be there to pick you up when you are feeling down, who is your world , and a man that you can thank God for every night, Copy and Paste this to your profile with your anniversary date: </span></h3>

SarahPLiz

And a few more from my fave crazy poster that I didn't delete:

Vodka pickle shots do not equal good pre-race preparation. Or maybe they do.

And this one: SD

is bring back black socks with white sneakers..... 
the comment below said:  Not only was I rocking the black socks/white sneaker combo. The socks were dress socks. And not only were they dress socks, they didn't match and were different lengths! I was ON FIRE!! And all the ladies were like "Hey Baby! Wanna date?" 8^D

He's one of my favorite people in life, i swear. He's also the same one who posted a while back about tater tots, Susan Sarandon, and being wrapped in a blanket of vagina... all in one status update. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Dmiller and Sarah definitely win with the friend updates

staceytaylor0704

Here is another annoying one that I've seen too many times today:

Fake (+)(+), Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^), and even Grandma"s
\o/\o/. Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.), save them all. REPOST for
Breast Cancer Awareness

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Here is another annoying one that I've seen too many times today: Fake (+)(+), Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^), and even Grandma"s \o/\o/. Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.), save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness
Posted by staceytaylor0704[/QUOTE]

ugh.  saw that one yesterday and had to restrain myself.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I enjoy doing this : ugh.  saw that one yesterday and had to restrain myself.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

I SAW IT TOO!  ugh

NatesGirl16

I think this is unfair.  Everyone knows it's not real love if you don't post about it on FB.  Whatever, I'm planning on having a real marriage, so I'm going to post every.single.husband.status.EVAR.  And you'll just have to read them!