Hokay, so...

AllAboutTheBenjamin

...It's dead in here.

Tell me a joke.  Tell me something random.  Tell me anything, hell, I'm bored.

SarahPLiz

Funny FB status from my friend:

cat peed in my croc this morning - cat revenge or fashion critique?

I laughed. 

tonyscutieest09

Hokay so, here's tshe eartsh. Dammmnnn, that is a schweet eartsh you might say. Wronnnnngggg.


That's what your title reminded me of. And it's supposed to be spelled like that.

jasmineh7777

How about a random fact?

Womens' brains are about 10% smaller than mens'. People once thought that the size of the brain indicated intelligence, but we now know this isn't true within a species.

Another random fact:
My neuro book is giving me an existential crisis. I don't think this is a normal reaction.

goheels05

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[QUOTE]Funny FB status from my friend: cat peed in my croc this morning - cat revenge or fashion critique? I laughed. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]


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katiewhompus

Jas, but didn't they also find that women's brains were also more active?

I think the deadness is the worlds way of saying "Go clean your Kristi, go clean your house"

jasmineh7777

AATB- I like your new sig pic. I assumed every day was your birthday before.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Loving these random facts but that FB status is an instant classic.

jasmineh7777

They found that it is proportionate to body mass. Maybe women's brains are more active too. I put down the book because it was making me sad. (I am such a dork).

Katie- You already cleaned the deck. I think you've reached your cleaning quota for the week!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]AATB- I like your new sig pic. I assumed every day was your birthday before.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Thank you jasmine.

However it most certainly is my birthday, constantly.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]Jas, but didn't they also find that women's brains were also more active? I think the <strong>deadness is the worlds way of saying "Go clean your Kristi, go clean your house"</strong>
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

<div>Its telling me to study, but between the thunderstorm brewing and the guy with the weedeater outside my window, that is just not possible at this time. </div>

jasmineh7777

Well then Happy Birthday! And happy late birthday!

SarahPLiz

More randomness:

I was driving in downtown Austin this morning at 7:30, leaving bootcamp. I saw a man in his mid 60's SKATEBOARDING in the middle of the street, in the normal flow of traffic, with a hiking backpack on. At least he was wearing a helmet. I think he may be an original punk, but I couldn't be sure because he was wearing a business suit. Surely skateboarding 60 year olds can't be that common. 

Only in Austin, where we like to keep it weird. 

katiewhompus

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[QUOTE]They found that it is proportionate to body mass. Maybe women's brains are more active too. I put down the book because it was making me sad. (I am such a dork). Katie- You already cleaned the deck. I think you've reached your cleaning quota for the week!
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

That's the sad part. As much time as I've spent out there I've maybe cleaned 25% of the deck. I think I'll be kind to my neighbors and give them a day without the power washer though.

Oh oh! I bought a dress today and I love it :) (Me loving dresses is kind of a big deal)

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Well then Happy Birthday! And happy late birthday!
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Thanks, doll face.  I think I look pretty good for my age.

I can do way more than that skateboarding 60 year old and I'm way older than he is.  So, run and tell THAT... (npasquale?!)

jasmineh7777

Random fact: In Montana, if I ride my horse to school, the school must provide water and a hitching post.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

FUN!  What's the dress like Katie?  And what for?  Just treating yourself?

ETA - Jas, Montana is so badass.

jasmineh7777

Pictures Katie?

(I am heading out, but I will be back and a few.)

SarahPLiz

Pictures of said dress, Katie? 

Jas, it only makes sense for the horse. 

katiewhompus

A blue wrap around dress. Just because I went to Kohl's with my mom for more work shirts and saw it hanging on the rack and though, you know, I've never tried on a wrap dress. I put it on and actually liked myself for the first time in a while so off to the register I ran. I got a couple cute work tops too

I got more paint too, so by this time tomorrow the horrible peach and green hallway will be gone!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

That dress sounds adorable I love random finds like that.  One of these days something will come up and you'll think "ZOMG I HAVE THE PERFECT DRESS FOR THIS!"  ...well something along those lines.

dmiller9274

Something to think about

If a short fortuneteller escaped from prison, would he be a small medium at large?

[Deleted User]

FB status from a friend:
"Didn't get the job. Wonder if the guy could tell I smoked a blunt just before the interview."

I have no randomness. But we do have a Kohls just down from work and now I'm tempted to go see if they also have blue wrap dresses for me to try on.

anna.oskar

Good afternoon ladies!

i just finished reorganizing my corner kitchen cupboard as it had become a "just stuff anything in here" cabinet and a dreadful mess.

Now on to trying to make dinner appear less healthy.

katiewhompus

Seshat go! They had crazy sales. Dad got stuff too and we saved $125 dollars, only paid $80. That's a lot of savings.
I'll take a pic as soon as the cat stops being cuddly so eta of 10 minutes lol.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

LOL@ dmiller.

Seshat - I think that update would be even better if the guy GOT the job, despite his pre-interview toke session.

[Deleted User]

How about a random Ben story?

We were in line paying for our dinner from Cracker Barrel last night and he was holding this m&m's thing that has a small fan on it. He told everyone in line that he was buying it to "blow mom's toots away".

MarriedInAFever

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[QUOTE]How about a random Ben story? We were in line paying for our dinner from Cracker Barrel last night and he was holding this m&m's thing that has a small fan on it. He told everyone in line that he was buying it to "blow mom's toots away".
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

DED. I love Ben.

stephl3055

Sarah, Austin is truly an amazing place. 

A friend just moved down there and saw a very interesting man downtown on her first day there.  According to her, he was about 6'2", 250-ish pounds, had on a bright blonde wig that was past his shoulders, a t-shirt that he rolled up and pulled the end through the front (so it was a make-shift bikini), was wearing a black leather skirt, and had very hairy legs.  She didn't get to see what type of shoes he was wearing because the light turned green.

Another random incident, I saw an old lady driving her scooter in the right lane of a major road in downtown Dallas one day.  I don't blame her though, the sidewalk was all torn up.  But geez, talk about waiting for an accident to happen.

Steph0871

Ohh. I want a new dress, but dresses always look funny on me.

I did, however, just buy new khakis and dress pants from Old Navy.

LesPaul

Ben is the bomb.