Open letters

J&K10910

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:86eaf577-b244-4a74-aed3-eff960b79623">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Fixed it...Sorry...lol...Par for the course of my week lol Thanks and have a great day!
Posted by jaimerae727[/QUOTE]

Don't be sorry, silly.  They're just looking out for your internet safety.

betrothed123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:42bbd99d-97d7-44e7-92f3-828e01e78a14">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Are you dissing the SoFlo board right now? Be careful, B! But of course, I concur :)
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
I'm itching to be banned again ;)

J&K10910

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:f2825310-f7fe-4548-bd1c-0532cbfb8b73">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Jaime, Welcome to the greatest board on the knot :D Love, Betrothed.
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Huh?  I didn't know we were on NEY.

betrothed123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:e945bcc8-837c-45fe-9e07-d7113f2e4811">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Huh?  I didn't know we were on NEY.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
Oops.  I'd like to revise my post to say "second greatest board on the Knot."

jaimerae727

Thanks everyone!! This board looked like the most fun...It defintely helped "break up" the day today....as you can see from the open letter lol...

Oh look another text again from the crazy one!! ugh!

Have a great day!

mrscarter052011

Dear Boxes, bags and bins stacked up in my house,

Please unpack yourselves. I have a party to plan. Don't forget to compact yourselves for recycling too.

Thanks
me

Dear New Kitten,
 
You are adorable and I love you but if you claw the carpet in DD's room again you are in big trouble.  I got you a scratching post and if you don't like that please feel free to use a less expensive rug.

Love,
Mom

MarriedInAFever

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:218426cf-5ab3-42c3-80f6-e69b5625f509">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Oops.  I'd like to revise my post to say "second greatest board on the Knot."
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Can we change the name SB to this? PLEASE!

Jaime, thanks for changing! Just looking out for you. My first screen name used my H's last name and I changed that too <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />

cupcakesfrosting

Dear FI,

Just 'cuz I don't want to have sex, doesn't mean it needs to ruin YOUR entire day, and by proxy, mine.

Sincerely,
Just Not In The Mood



Dear Dad,

I know you said you love me. I'm just not quite ready to forgive you yet.

Like,
Your Hurting Daughter


Dear Dishes,

Please wash yourselves. My dish gloves have holes.

Sincerely,
Not In The Mood For Shredded Fingers


Dear Dish Gloves,

WHHHHYYYYYYY???!!!!????!!!1111111??

Hatefully,
Not In The Mood For Shredded Fingers

superjules916

Dear Boss,

Please be in your office more than 1 hour a week or give your assistant more decision making abilities.

No seriously,
Your favorite employee

playtntsbpg30

Dear self,
  Don't be a dittz tonight and miss or get on the wrong bus. Stay aware of all surroundings. Thanks of so much.
Love Me.


I'm going to Kentucky via bus to visit my parents and surprise my grandma for her 90th birthday, so excited. But never traveled alone, let alone a bus.

Dear Phone,
 Please please don't die before I even get aboard, or before I'm out of PA. Got to keep me entertained for a while.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:4def6d46-ccdb-432b-9e9e-b60fc0314c81">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters :<strong> Can we change the name SB to this? PLEASE!</strong> Jaime, thanks for changing! Just looking out for you. My first screen name used my H's last name and I changed that too
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

I think this may give certain people the wrong idea...

betrothed123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:822042e4-05d4-4e88-99a7-b6728a58bd9b">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear self,   Don't be a dittz tonight and miss or get on the wrong bus. Stay aware of all surroundings. Thanks of so much. Love Me. I'm going to Kentucky via bus to visit my parents and surprise my grandma for her 90th birthday, so excited. But never traveled alone, let alone a bus. Dear Phone,  Please please don't die before I even get aboard, or before I'm out of PA. Got to keep me entertained for a while.
Posted by playtnteppg27[/QUOTE]
Dear Play,

If you bring a book it will entertain you longer and it will not die.  Just an idea.

Betrothed

jaimerae727

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:8daa1132-87d3-4f2a-8a1e-9e4d5a390669">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Boss, Please be in your office more than 1 hour a week or give your assistant more decision making abilities. No seriously, Your favorite employee
Posted by superjules916[/QUOTE]

We must have the same boss...lol...Good luck

LedZeppelin

Dear Universe,

Throw me a bone. Please?

Sincerely,

The one losing her optimism.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Dear wedding dress,

Damn you for getting lost in the mail.

-Dani

jasmineh7777

Dear AATB,
 Your name is Dani? Noted.
   Any news on the dress front? Is the sample on option?

 I'm sorry for all this suckiness,
 Jasmine

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Aw thanks Jas.

I cried to my mother about it yesterday and she was all sunshine and rainbows.  "Oh!  It will be here!  And it will be beautiful!  Don't worry!"  I got a text this morning from my dad, too.  At 6:30am, no less.  "Don't worry babe the dress will get here, love you."

Are my parents smoking some serious herb? 

So no, no plan B yet.  Depending on the hour, I'm really panicky and nauseous, or, I'm indifferent and not worried at all. 

allisong23

Dear Boss,

How about at least pretending you have a work ethic? I will work more hours today than you have worked in 4 days. If you come in to work at 11:30 because you have a dentist appointment, then leave at 2:30 for a doctor's appointment, you should have taken a sick day. You are such a fraud booking yourself for 8 hours a day every day. Please, you don't make it in until 11:30 every day, and the latest you are here is 4.

And don't you dare make a snide comment when I leave tomorrow at 12. I will have put in 40 hours already. If you want to pay me OT, that is cool, but don't you ever judge the hours I work, you fat slob.

kthanksbye,
Alli

angkins

Dear Coworkers,

Please reboot your computer before you call me about your computer freezing or about the stupid errors you have created. Im getting sick of telling you to reboot and the problem is fixed. k thanks.

Your IT Tech,
A

Dearest Dog of mine,

I know you get excited to see me when i come home from work, but it is not necessary for you to jump on me almost making me fall over. I will pet you i promise, just let me put my purse down before you attack me with kisses.

Your loving owner,
A

Dear FI,

Please leave me alone when im irritated. It does not help that you know i am irritated and try to joke with me. It only makes it worse. Especially since i am no longer a smoker and going through this rough time.

Your loving fiance,
A

Anysunrise

Dear owner of the fox-colored kind of huksy-looking dog,

While I do think your dog is gorgeous, he/she has been coming around our place for years now. I don't think any of our neighbours have dogs like this, and we live in the middle of nowhere, so I don't think letting your dog run around miles from your house is okay. Not to mention, my cat really doesn't like it very much.

Thanks.

ALittleLove

Dear Muffin's Aunt,
   I am very happy for you that you are getting married again ( a month after your divorce is final) HOWEVER expecting people to cater to your every whime has become extremly annoying and I am not at the point where if you talk about it one more time I may have to punch you in the vag. Is it not enough that we have taken the last 3 WEEKENDS of our lives for your shower, your B- Party and your FI's. You now insist that we drive an hour tomorrow to your RD??? to return home and drive out there again Saturday morning??? Again, I am happy for you, but you are 50, your kids are standing up for you guys ( who are 22 and 27) and I dont see the need for a RD or why you are asking us to wear formal attire to a 11 am wedding where the reception is at a italian restaurant. Basically, you suck and I am tired of your B.S.

WIth Intense Dislike,
   Katie

superjules916

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:54a600af-2616-4559-b0be-70253a6b4bd9Post:840cf131-0a8c-48c9-b60f-5054810e972c">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Boss, How about at least pretending you have a work ethic? I will work more hours today than you have worked in 4 days. If you come in to work at 11:30 because you have a dentist appointment, then leave at 2:30 for a doctor's appointment, you should have taken a sick day. You are such a fraud booking yourself for 8 hours a day every day. Please, you don't make it in until 11:30 every day, and the latest you are here is 4. And don't you dare make a snide comment when I leave tomorrow at 12. I will have put in 40 hours already. If you want to pay me OT, that is cool, but don't you ever judge the hours I work, you fat slob. kthanksbye, Alli
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
 Wow... suddenly my boss seems like a breeze