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cupcakesfrosting

Favucking Hoar betch. How's that OP? Better?

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]Wait, so you are having a courthouse wedding and then inviting 200 people to the reception?
Posted by OutOfTheBlue612[/QUOTE]

200 people in her parents backyard.  Which her bio says is a BBQ and a Nattie Ice keg so i dont know why people have to send back meal choice cards.

EDIT: The meal is a 125 pound pig that will be roasting all day.

OutOfTheBlue612

And they aren't even allowed to witness the marriage ceremony (and she claims the marriage is most important) yet, they are expected to bring a gift from the included registry cards.

Blueyed228

Is pig beef?  Im confused.

OutOfTheBlue612

Blue, I've got it, tiered reception. The first 100 guests get a choice between chicken or beef. They'll have to balance the plats on their knees in the yard, but it's ok that doesn't matter. The second 100 guests get BBQ. Cause they don't serve beef or chicken. It's the other white meat for those bitches.

cupcakesfrosting

Is Chicken of the Sea chicken? Or Tuna?

NatesGirl16

Oh, you dumb, dumb broad.  It's called the Internet.  We spell it "hoar" here.  Granted, we're smart enough not to have a fucking tiered pig roast and to realize that no RSVPs means that people don't want to attend your backyard BBQ.

Blueyed228

And how do you make it so only the people who didnt RSVP dont get to eat?  Are you going to be handing out VIP bracelets or something?  Guest list at the Nattie Ice keg?

cupcakesfrosting

AND WE HAVE A DD!!! You're an idiot.

tidetravel

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[QUOTE]I would give my right thumbnail to see pinkrn and flipside discuss who's wedding is better. Oh please TK gods hear my plea.
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

FTW!

kimheartsscott

Aww man, I wanna see her bio.  

kimheartsscott

Wow.  Look at all of those fonts.

Ciaram22

This wedding sounds like a parents nightmare.

kimheartsscott

As someone who wanted to get married in the courthouse, this chick is coming off like a major douchebag.  "OMG you wan't a long white dress?!  YOU'RE CRAZY!  YOU WASTE MONEY!  ONLY THE MARRIAGE IS IMPORTANT!!!  LOOK AT MY DAMN SCRIPTY FONT!!!!!"  

I sure hope she isn't as bitter about her small wedding as she is about her proposal lacking under-the-stars romance.

AmethystMSU

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[QUOTE]For Kim's viewing pleasure: <a href="http://eatdrinkandbemarried.weebly.com/" rel='nofollow'>http://eatdrinkandbemarried.weebly.com/</a>
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

Thanks Koda, I was just going to ask!

She DDed all of her posts but thank you to those of you who quoted her in your responses! <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

What a crazy, crazy girl.

AmethystMSU

OMG, not to sound like a total snobby bitch, but her bouquet/flowers.... omg omg omg. DIY does not have to equal ugly. I've seen plenty of lovely silk/cloth flower bouquets at weddings.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]For Kim's viewing pleasure: <a href="http://eatdrinkandbemarried.weebly.com/" rel='nofollow'>http://eatdrinkandbemarried.weebly.com/</a>
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]


OMFG

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]OMG, not to sound like a total snobby bitch, but her bouquet/flowers.... omg omg omg. DIY does not have to equal ugly. I've seen plenty of lovely silk/cloth flower bouquets at weddings.
Posted by AmethystMSU[/QUOTE]


i like them

Rosie109

I think the button bouquets are cute as well. They weren't what I wanted, but I could definitely see why someone would want them.

I really really hate when people are so judgy about weddings. I won't judge your "untraditional" backyard wedding if you don't judge my wedding. Do what makes you happy, as long as you take care of your guests, and I will do the same and everyone will be happy.

LesPaul

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:. : OMFG
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

This.  Their website is unbelievably . . . um . . . interesting?  Tacky?  Trashy?  I'm trying to find the word. 

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:. : This.  Their website is unbelievably . . . um . . . interesting?  Tacky?  Trashy?  I'm trying to find the word. 
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

My OMFG was because she comes off as totally ungrateful. Like she should just come out and say "It's not what I want, but I guess I'll settle for it" and I imagine her saying this with a bratty pout on her face.

Am I the only one getting that vibe?

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:. : I got that vibe too and I think that's why there's a ton of justification going on in her bio. Maybe she's trying to make herself feel better? I mean, fine, have a backyard BBQ wedding and a $25 "wedding dress" but <strong>don't judge and blast the people who have money to blow on a wedding in order to make yourself feel better.</strong>
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

exactly

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:. : I got that vibe too and I think that's why there's a ton of justification going on in her bio. Maybe she's trying to make herself feel better? I mean, fine, have a backyard BBQ wedding and a $25 "wedding dress" but don't judge and blast the people who have money to blow on a wedding in order to make yourself feel better.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

Tim's cousin had a backyard BBQ pig roast wedding a few years ago and honestly, it was awesome.

Sweded

Holy hell....

Who lists what they paid for everything?  It's tacky.  I don't care if you're bragging about how much or how little you spent.  Mentioning one great deal you got is one thing, but no one cares how much you're spending on your HM, bitch.  Between talking about how little you have to spend and considering registry inserts she's coming off a bitter, greedy little brat.

Do I think some etiquette rules have room for bending?  Absolutely....just not the ones that she's griping about. 

I do, however, kind of like the idea of everyone camping out for the night.  I always wanted a backyard wedding, but we don't know anyone with a big enough yard or ample parking. 

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:. : I got that vibe too and I think that's why there's a ton of justification going on in her bio. Maybe she's trying to make herself feel better? I mean, fine, <strong>have a backyard BBQ wedding and a $25 "wedding dress" but don't judge and blast the people who have money to blow on a wedding in order to make yourself feel better.</strong>
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

EXACTLY. 

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:. : EXACTLY. 
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]


copy cat

NatesGirl16

Just 'cause you're awesome.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Holy hell.... <strong>Who lists what they paid for everything?  It's tacky.</strong>  I don't care if you're bragging about how much or how little you spent.  Mentioning one great deal you got is one thing, but no one cares how much you're spending on your HM, bitch.  Between talking about how little you have to spend and considering registry inserts she's coming off a bitter, greedy little brat. Do I think some etiquette rules have room for bending?  Absolutely....just not the ones that she's griping about.  I do, however, kind of like the idea of everyone camping out for the night.  I always wanted a backyard wedding, but we don't know anyone with a big enough yard or ample parking. 
Posted by Sweded[/QUOTE]

Actually.  Budget breakdowns are fairly common and quite useful for other brides in the planning process.

Sweded

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:. : Actually.  Budget breakdowns are fairly common and quite useful for other brides in the planning process.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

Really? I haven't noticed that on other bios.....though I haven't looked at that many.  Didn't mean to offend if any of you ladies have budget breakdowns in yours!

I just don't like the whole tone of her bio.  Maybe I'm grumpy today.  Congrats.  You got a sun dress for $23 on ebay.  I'm pretty sure I've seen the same one at Wal-mart for $10.  Who gives a fvck?

bsn1752

And a thread with the title of "." always makes my heart giggle.