Some guy just pulled into the parking lot where I work and got out of his car, walked towards the back of it and peed in the grass...in front of an office building...that has windows lining the entire side that's facing him. There are also no shrubs or trees to block him. I'm not even gonna lie, we all ran to the windows and were like, "Is that fucking guy peeing?!? He's totally fucking peeing right there!"
He was also wearing a beenie cap and white sunglasses. So, that's the highlight of my friday so far.