This place sucks and is boring

maratea

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[QUOTE]Most men I've ever asked about pooping just sit to pee and then poop. And ball shaving is apparently terrifying but worth it.
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
I don't know if I could bring myself to shave my sack if I had balls. The skin is so delicate. I imagine getting a cut there would be like getting a papercut between your fingers.

And I assume waxing sacks is way out of the question. Because ow.

Smash Adams

I knew a guy who put Nair on his balls once.  It didn't go well.  Poor choice.

I think I'd shave my sack if I had balls.  Though I'd imagine they'd get stuck to your legs more frequently if the hair wasn't there as a buffer.

Edit:  Because Nair is singular.

dmiller9274

This is one of those times that I wish Vegas wouldn't have been run off from SB

brandichamberlain

My FI sits down and tucks it in.  I asked him once.  I once dated a man who was really into the smooth balls.  He would sit on the floor spread eagle with a razor and shaving cream. I walked in once and was like WTF are you doing!

Smash Adams

I bet razor burn on balls suuuuucks

musicalsunlight

I think it is funny how at times, the balls feel really tight and at other times, they are all loose and ready to party.

Smash Adams

Oh wait.  This is a perfect place to ask this.  I was talking to a friend about balls the other day.  Are there ever balls that are really disproportionate to the sack?  Like, the sack is way too big for the two little balls in there, or the balls are way too big for the sack, so they're all crowded in there?

This led to googling of elephantitis before.

allisong23

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[QUOTE]This is one of those times that I wish Vegas wouldn't have been run off from SB :(
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Is he still on TK anywhere? Was he on CC at one point?

ETA Looks like he is still mod of Las Vegas.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Okay, Nair on balls and razor burn on balls is going to give me nightmares

Smash Adams

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[QUOTE]Okay, Nair on balls and razor burn on balls is going to give me nightmares
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
I win!<div>
</div><div>Ingrown ball hairs would be miserable.</div>

maratea

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[QUOTE]Oh wait.  This is a perfect place to ask this.  I was talking to a friend about balls the other day.  Are there ever balls that are really disproportionate to the sack?  Like, the sack is way too big for the two little balls in there, or the balls are way too big for the sack, so they're all crowded in there? This led to googling of elephantitis before.
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
I don't feel like I've seen enough balls to have a good representation of the population, but I'd say yes, stuff like this probably exists. I bet if you were to interview older men, the number of 'sacks too big for the balls' would go up. Saggy old man balls and all that jazz.

jcg98

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[QUOTE]Is Vegas still mod on his local board?
Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

I think so.  He pops up on the mod board from time to time, especially lately with all of the IT insanity.

dmiller9274

Yeah, looks like Vegas is still the mod of the Vegas board.

We hired a stipper for a friends b-day once, and the dude had the biggest balls ever. I can't imagine walking would be comfortable with those big ass things hanging there. I don't know how he was dealing with all that dry humping and gyrating, guess you'd eventually get used to giant balls, but I don't know how. 

celticmyss

Jcb you can always get your dog neuticles!

Holy crap when I googled that to make sure I was spelling it right I found that you can buy neuticle earrings. wtf

Smash Adams

Re:  Balls being all high and tight vs droopy, I read online while researching the aforementioned ball vs sack size that when your body heat gets too high, the sack droops lower to keep the sperm cooler, and when you're cold, the sack comes up higher to keep the sperm warmer.

The more you know!

musicalsunlight

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[QUOTE]Re:  Balls being all high and tight vs droopy, I read online while researching the aforementioned ball vs sack size that when your body heat gets too high, the sack droops lower to keep the sperm cooler, and when you're cold, the sack comes up higher to keep the sperm warmer. The more you know!
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]

This makes sense. Those balls are efficient little heaters/coolers.