Sorry birthers...

maratea

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[QUOTE]Gotta love The Onion. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-unable-to-produce-certificate-proving-hes-no,20250/" rel='nofollow'>http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-unable-to-produce-certificate-proving-hes-no,20250/</a>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
He looks like an Oompa Loompa all grown up.

LessThanZero

Well here it is. "Birther Queen", Orly taitz is already suspicious of this because she thinks that in 1961 the race would have been marked "negro" and not "African". FFS.

Anyway, if you're looking for a laugh, check out the comments on THIS story.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sorry birthers... : He looks like an Oompa Loompa all grown up.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

Doopity doo!

sarah0725

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[QUOTE]Well here it is. "Birther Queen", Orly taitz is already suspicious of this because she thinks that in 1961 the race would have been marked "negro" and not "African". FFS. Anyway, if you're looking for a laugh, check out the comments on THIS story.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

Maybe, um... they wrote that because Barack's dad actually IS AFRICAN? As in, from Africa?

Celles

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[QUOTE]I'm pretty sure if Trump wins, Brandon will be applying for Canadian permanent residence.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

I'll be in line right behind him!

TheCranberry

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[QUOTE]Well here it is. "Birther Queen", Orly taitz is already suspicious of this because she thinks that in 1961 the race would have been marked "negro" and not "African". FFS. Anyway, if you're looking for a laugh, check out the comments on THIS story.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

OH MY GAWD!!  I knew it was coming, but still.

She says that it's more likely the would write "African" today because of political correctness.  Actually "African-American" is the PC term so she can't even get that right.  If someone came out with a 8mm video of Obama coming out of his mom's vag onto an American flag into President Kennedy's arms while he sang the National Anthem at Pearl Harbor they still wouldn't believe he was born here.

Do these people believe that we landed on the moon?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sorry birthers... : OH MY GAWD!!  I knew it was coming, but still. She says that it's more likely the would write "African" today because of political correctness.  Actually "African-American" is the PC term so she can't even get that right.  <strong>If someone came out with a 8mm video of Obama coming out of his mom's vag onto an American flag into President Kennedy's arms while he sang the National Anthem at Pearl Harbor they still wouldn't believe he was born here.</strong> Do these people believe that we landed on the moon?
Posted by TheCranberry[/QUOTE]

Cran.  I love you.

NuggetBrain

Dude.  Cranberry.  Best mental image EVER.

TheCranberry

Back atcah AATB!

DNAtime

Oh yea, and the Onion is a must see for our vocabulary! 

Cran, that was excellent.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]I'm pretty sure if Trump wins, Brandon will be applying for Canadian permanent residence.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
And I'd rather live on a farm in Romania and slaugher my own pigs. Seriously. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I posted a news article about this on my FB today and got this comment a couple hours ago...

Ok, so he has gone this long with out showing the American people his birth certificate....why should we believe that this is the real one??? And why all of a sudden is he showing it when he could have done this years ago and just been done with it??? Seriously, was it so stinking hard to do that? If it even is the real thing...

Also - one person so far has "liked" this comment.

FFS

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]I posted a news article about this on my FB today and got this comment a couple hours ago... Ok, so he has gone this long with out showing the American people his birth certificate....why should we believe that this is the real one??? And why all of a sudden is he showing it when he could have done this years ago and just been done with it??? Seriously, was it so stinking hard to do that? If it even is the real thing... Also - one person so far has "liked" this comment. FFS
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I would respond back with, "where's your birth certificate? I haven't seen it yet and don't believe you are a U.S. citizen."

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sorry birthers... : I would respond back with, "where's your birth certificate? I haven't seen it yet and don't believe you are a U.S. citizen."
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

I totally will if she gets rowdy with me.

mkrupar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sorry birthers... : OH MY GAWD!!  I knew it was coming, but still. She says that it's more likely the would write "African" today because of political correctness.  Actually "African-American" is the PC term so she can't even get that right. <strong> If someone came out with a 8mm video of Obama coming out of his mom's vag onto an American flag into President Kennedy's arms while he sang the National Anthem at Pearl Harbor they still wouldn't believe he was born here. Do these people believe that we landed on the moon?
Posted by TheCranberry[/QUOTE]

</strong>OMG can I use this as a sig quote. Nuggs is right. This is the best mental image ever.

What kind of pic would you put with that? Where's Anna with her awesome sig powers?

kimheartsscott

You know who would decimate the flag with their birthing juices?

Terrorists, that's who.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]You know who would decimate the flag with their birthing juices? Terrorists, that's who.
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]
DED

cardmonsta

This entire thread is winning.

TheCranberry

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sorry birthers... : OMG can I use this as a sig quote. Nuggs is right. This is the best mental image ever. What kind of pic would you put with that? Where's Anna with her awesome sig powers?
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

Haha, go for it.