More secrets...

doyouwantoknowasecret

That NPS is full of it.  You have no idea who I am.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

No, I don't, but this I do know - you're a twat face.

Licia&Wayne

I was unaware that anyone cared.

katiewhompus

Probably not, but E might since your secrets seemed to be aimed towards the posters who are over there?

doyouwantoknowasecret

A certain knottie got her monthly gift on her wedding day and ruined her dress. That's why she had to change into a dark colored dress for the reception.

Guess who?

Nebb

lady gaga gets her period too, thats not much of a secret.

MarriedInAFever

LADY GAGA IS A KNOTTIE?!?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I'm on the rag right now.  You wanna go?

eastunder1

yawn.

laurenclaire1386

Just as a point of curiosity, why do all of your "secrets" involve bodily functions? I don't think anyone finds them shocking or entertaining. Everybody poops. And has their period, except Vegas.

kd.joseph

No one played your game before. Why would it be any different today?

katiewhompus

Vegas doesn't poop?

eastunder1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:b7578c13-78a9-47cd-acae-8f04e4d35555">Re: More secrets...</a>:
[QUOTE]Just as a point of curiosity, why do all of your "secrets" involve bodily functions? I don't think anyone finds them shocking or entertaining. <strong>Everybody poops</strong>. And has their period, except Vegas.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]


DO NOT.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:25918f2f-8625-4a90-8114-fdf38c31a733">Re: More secrets...</a>:
[QUOTE]This Gossip Girl act does not work so well IRL if you ask me
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

DED. Although I missed the first go around. I have been here a while and I had no idea what OP was getting at sooo either I suck at this game or OP is just out of their gourd.

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:ee9dbef1-1048-4811-b894-836f877ce561">Re: More secrets...</a>:
[QUOTE]Vegas doesn't poop?
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]


Hehe......you're so funny,and pretty too.

deepcovejackie

Um, what?  Looks like I missed something.  OP, you're kind of creeping me out already.

[Deleted User]

I had my period on our wedding day, but I didn't ruin my dress. Darn! So close to being the winner. Halfway there.

Oh wait, I forgot. Doyouwantoknow doesn't care about me

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:ee9dbef1-1048-4811-b894-836f877ce561">Re: More secrets...</a>:
[QUOTE]Vegas doesn't poop?
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]
And sharts. But he doesn't have his period. That's just a guess though. I might be wrong.

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:3f346c81-d89b-49b5-8c2d-87f5a6270632">Re: More secrets...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : DED. Although I missed the first go around. I have been here a while and I had no idea what OP was getting at sooo either I suck at this game or OP is just out of their gourd.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

I vote for out of their gourd. Just read the last one, you'll get the idea.

SarahPLiz

I guess you didn't read the threads on E where you were made fun of yesterday for being so lame. Nobody cares. Really. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I have a secret doyouwanttoknow - no one gives a shiit about your secrets.

But then again I think it's fairly apparent that this isn't a secret either - so, there's that.

katiewhompus

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:635c97a9-9ae4-450f-806a-8214c8c1ee25">Re: More secrets...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : Hehe......you're so funny,and pretty too.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

Aw shucks *kicks dirt*

Meghan, there's a post further down on the page where th OP is posting "secrets" about knotties. Except most of the secrets involve knotties who don't post on this board, so yeah, doing it wrong?

ohwhynot

OP, I agree with the PP who said that your obsession with normal bodily functions is alarming.  You should talk to a therapist about it.  Do you really expect a board full of women to care about whether someone stained her dress? 

eastunder1

I see you have switched to being from Colorado.  I'm embarrassed for my entire state right now. 

[Deleted User]

If these secrets were remotely real, they might be interesting. You need to try a little harder. Your 'secrets' just make me think you are dumb. Or 12.

MeaghanandMichael

Katie- I read it but I still think I suck at the game, I could make guesses on some of them but for the most part I either don't really believe the secrets or they don't add up, you know?

526SadieSadie

......and blocked

Nebb

Cew has a penis. You can take THAT secret to the bank.

ohwhynot

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:86373d08-94ac-4d4f-b6a3-018cac4be857">Re: More secrets...</a>:
[QUOTE]If these secrets were remotely real, they might be interesting. You need to try a little harder. Your 'secrets' just make me think you are dumb. Or 12.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Right?  I wanna hear stuff like "Which knottie can only have an orgasm if she has a weasel on her head" or "Which knottie tried to slip a poisonous snake in her SIL's gym bag" - give us the good stuff!

[Deleted User]

I can only have an orgasm if I have balls on my head. It makes for interesting sexual positions.

Nebb

I have to say though I think its kind of weird getting so agressive in your responses to a troll, just have fun with it and dont take it so seriously. Clearly no one cares about the secrets, but it gives us an opportunity to act like jackasses. Who doesnt love an opportunity to do that.