More secrets...

eastunder1

MrsE made a blind item about me once that said i wasn't real.   Which as it turns out, is accurate.   I'm actually a tea kosy.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I have to say though I think its kind of weird getting so agressive in your responses to a troll, just have fun with it and dont take it so seriously. Clearly no one cares about the secrets, but it gives us an opportunity to act like jackasses. Who doesnt love an opportunity to do that.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Nebb pisses excellence.

MarriedInAFever

I'm actually Knot Annie. That is my secret.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : Nebb pisses excellence.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Only when I eat asparagus.

eastunder1

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[QUOTE]I'm actually Knot Annie. That is my secret.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]


Dear MIAF/KA -

Quit redirecting me to the nest.   Thanks.

Love,

East

MarriedInAFever

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : Only when I eat asparagus.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

One of my friends claims asparagus makes their pee smell weird. (TMI? Sorry.)

Nebb

Haha a lot of people have that happen, thats what I was referencing. I dont really notice it happening to me, but I dont really make a habit of smelling my toilet once ive used it.

katiewhompus

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[QUOTE]I'm actually Knot Annie. That is my secret.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

How come you send everyone presents but me! I would like some pretty sparkly journals please :)

sucrets4

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[QUOTE]MrsE made a blind item about me once that said i wasn't real.   Which as it turns out, is accurate.   I'm actually a tea kosy.
Posted by eastunder1[/QUOTE]

This explains so much. 

MarriedInAFever

I'll make a note of that, East.

I've never noticed either, Nebb! But my friend claims it's so weird, he won't even eat asparagus. And he's a vegetarian. I think he's making it up.

Nebb

I would rather walk into oncoming traffic than not eat asparagus ever again. Its too delicious.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I would rather walk into oncoming traffic than not eat asparagus ever again. Its too delicious.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

I love it all - whether it comes from a can, or is prepared all fancy like grilled with some lemon and olive oil.  That stuff is fecking spectacular.

ETA - smelly pee or not!

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Cew has a penis. You can take THAT secret to the bank.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

...and use it to pick up female bank tellers?

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]MrsE made a blind item about me once that said i wasn't real.   Which as it turns out, is accurate.   I'm actually a tea kosy.
Posted by eastunder1[/QUOTE]

Please don't say such horrid things.  There are children around.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]I'm actually Knot Annie. That is my secret.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

No wonder you won the damn shoes.  Had to give yourself second place to not make it so obvious, huh?  Hoar.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]I'll make a note of that, East. I've never noticed either, Nebb! But my friend claims it's so weird, he won't even eat asparagus. And he's a vegetarian. I think he's making it up.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

I just heard this recently also, I dont pay enough attention to know if it does or not.

Night_Sprite

Can I be a doily so we can be a tea kozy and a doily together?  Is that even how you spell doily?

Night_Sprite

I too, am affected with smelly asparagus pee.

katiewhompus

Oooh grilled asparagus. We're grilling tomorrow so I may have to pick some up.

eastunder1

I love the word doily.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]I'll make a note of that, East. I've never noticed either, Nebb! But my friend claims it's so weird, he won't even eat asparagus. And he's a vegetarian. I think he's making it up.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

<div>He's not making it up. It can make all sorts of bodily fluids smell funny. TMI, but I can smell it without sniffing the toilet. It is that strong of a smell. </div>

J&K10910

Oh god, I hate asparagus.  The texture is terrible.

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : He's not making it up. It can make all sorts of bodily fluids smell funny. TMI, but I can smell it without sniffing the toilet. It is that strong of a smell. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
True dat.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I too, am affected with smelly asparagus pee.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

Sounds like we need a support group.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Can I be a doily so we can be a tea kozy and a doily together.  Is that even how you spell doily?
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

I'll be the saucer to your tea cup!

And yes you spelled it correctly.

Nebb

If I was an inanimate object, I think I would like to be a mirror. That way, I could just naturally make people feel like shiit (i kid)

betrothed123

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[QUOTE]Oh god, I hate asparagus.  The texture is terrible.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
Ditto, only add "and flavor" after the word "texture."

kpwedkk

Well the block feature still works look at that

I have a secret too, I'm sane only at work hahahaha bwhahaha Or am I?

*BeachBride0410*

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : One of my friends claims asparagus makes their pee smell weird. (TMI? Sorry.)
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

true story....some people carry the gene for it....learned it in biology class :)

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : Ditto, only add "and flavor" after the word "texture."
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the flavor either, but it wouldn't matter even if I was.  I can't put shiit in my mouth that feels like that.