I just had the weirdest thing happen. I was in the news studio loading up my newscast, and we always write the times we air the stories in the upper corner, so we don't use them too many times (keeps the log fresh). Anyway, our producer has three coffee cups in there full of pens and pencils. I always have to grab like four or five pens before one will actually work. So just now, I got annoyed, and I took all the pens that didn't work and I tossed them in the trash. I let him see me do this. And he asked me what I was doing? I told them they didn't work so I was throwing them away. And then he looked at me like I was an asshole.
Um really guy? WHO HOARDS PENS THAT DON'T WORK. Get a grip, weirdo.