Awful IRL Names

emarston1

I knew a guy who's last name was Wanker.  He recently got married and his new wife took his name.  There is no way I would ever do that.

We get a lot of crazy names in my office.  We've seen Sparkle, La-a (LaDasha), and a bunch of others that I'm forgetting.

ETA:  My old co-worker went to school with Orangejello and Yellowjello but they were pronounced:  OrAngello and You-all-gello.

hugz415

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_awful-irl-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:9e083ae6-bd71-498b-b978-d35bd69e6164Post:5c091b0f-fdd4-4a22-acce-3893751d5052">Re: Awful IRL Names</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Awful IRL Names : You just lost all credibility as an intelligent human being in my eyes.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]
I may just cry.<div>I love it when people are overly sensitive.  I was not referring to any individual person or group of people so why get all politically correct on me?</div><div>
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emarston1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_awful-irl-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:9e083ae6-bd71-498b-b978-d35bd69e6164Post:ded34658-9a40-44f3-b447-b9dd91314880">Re: Awful IRL Names</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Awful IRL Names : I may just cry. I love it when people are overly sensitive.  I was not referring to any individual person or group of people so why get all politically correct on me?
Posted by hugz415[/QUOTE]
Because it's an offensive word to some people.  Just like how you wouldn't go on a message board and say "This is gay."  Just not cool even if you were making a joke.

SCBojangles1138

Had teachers named Ron Weiner and Mr. Kerry White. My high school principle's last name was Bilbo. Obviously high schoolers associated it with another word that rhymes, not with a character from Lord of the Rings.

Mom works at a school and there's a student there named Asshole pronounced Ash-Olay and another one names Shithead, pronounced shith-eed.

The FI wants to have two boys. Son #1 to be named ____ _____ ____ Junior and son #2 to be Jonathan Roscoe or James Roscoe so he can have sons named Jr. and J.R. I told him no chance in H3LL. He also has 2 cousins named Daryll and Daryll and they are brothers (Daryll and my other brother Daryll...).

Oh, and my last name is going to be Wiggins. Apparently there was a "Mrs. Wiggins" character on the Carol Burnett show or something so everyone from my parent's generation chuckles when they find out that I will soon be "Mrs. Wiggins."

brookelynpaisley

A guy I dated had  friends named Peter Johnson (father = Richard Johnson BTW) and Peter Busch. They embraced it and had an annual party called "3 D!cks and  Bush"

brookelynpaisley

Oh! Forgot. I work with a guy whose last name is Dangler. That's fun.

smokyhills

We have a customer whose name is the equivalent of "Scotty McScotland." I always feel so bad for him, because he lives in an area that can be downright hostile to his actual ancestry.

aprovencher21

I went to school with a Russel Bentley Cox.....um so when you used his nickname it was Rusty Bentley Cox. 

aprovencher21

Oh and one of my cousins has identical twin daughters named Charity and Chastity.  I see a lot of teenage rebellion in the future.  Right now they are cute cause they are only 2.

Jelenny

Spud D!ck....

qb at my university

sorry apparently TK didn't like me spelling it appropriately