AYG and SB Roast

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:548b6baa-8ad2-4250-87a4-2bbf609e9041">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]Blue licks Mitt Romney's love pump.  Boom roasted.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

So?  The only bad part about that was that I was in line behind your mom and that betch took forever.

cheeseandrice

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:5e812bf8-5d68-43c0-893c-2fb238f6e89d">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]Worst roasting ever.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

agreed.

Blueyed228

I think Knot Lilli is a nerd.  Thats my roast.  I prefered Cool Annie over giggly Lilli.

Plus, I dont like the was she spells her name.

Blueyed228

Plus, for my flame, I flame everyone who went BSC over the rape stuff.

cheeseandrice

Nuggs overreacting is to Nebb's complaining about what people talk about.  It's expected, and is it really worth it to mention it? Even if it's annoying, they ain't going to stop doing it.

for a flame: Brandi in yesterday's GM thread. Nebb bitched about work being assholes. Brandi's response "see! thsi is why I love my job so much. blahblahblah".  helpful.

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:027bf731-c3f7-48e0-8182-bd38b7585b9a">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]It's hard to roast when looks/low blows are off the table.  Most roasts I've seen on comedy central freaking rip people to shreds over looks and other low blows.
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

I think looks are ok for a roast.  There is a difference between Boobs saying "Blue has unicorn hair" and some random being all "BLUE IS UGLY".

chelseamb11

Psh AATB I have tan lines. Suck it.

brandichamberlain

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:40d4da99-27ad-4627-a4af-3c3ef387f7a1">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]Nuggs overreacting is to Nebb's complaining about what people talk about.  It's expected, and is it really worth it to mention it? Even if it's annoying, they ain't going to stop doing it. for a flame: <strong>Brandi in yesterday's GM thread. Nebb bitched about work being assholes. Brandi's response "see! thsi is why I love my job so much. blahblahblah".  helpful.
</strong>Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]

I'll take that.  I wan't trying to be an asshole, but it did come across that way. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Chelsea's tan lines are eggshell.  Boom roasted.

NuggetBrain

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:58d24520-a090-47c8-9f1a-b6ff4d9c809d">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG and SB Roast : I think looks are ok for a roast.  There is a difference between Boobs saying "Blue has unicorn hair" and some random being all "BLUE IS UGLY".
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

WTF is unicorn hair.  Is that a roast?  Because I would think having something referred to as unicorn hair would be f*cking awesome, man.

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:d5143a7b-20b7-4852-8ea0-00bac6d72ba9">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]Chelsea's tan lines are eggshell.  Boom roasted.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

AATB thinks she is black (AFRICAN AMERICAN!) because she is dark skinned with curly hair.  Except she forgets she is a hick from Nodak and everyone knows there are no black people there.

Boom Roasted.

ETA: I forgot her lucious a$$.  Add that to her reasons for being black.

Starmusica

I really got my AYG out yesterday in the plane/kids thread. I am not around enough to know everyone so that was my first time chatting with Daff. Frankly, she strikes me as one of those people who tries to boldly and baldly state her opinions to piss people off. She just came off like a total jerk. Not much on TK gets to me but she really pissed me off.

roast wise- at the moment I've got nothing.

Nebb

Fine, looks are ok if you guys are cool with it. I had no idea and made an assumption there. Also, I didn't even notice brandi doing that yesterday lol

NuggetBrain

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[QUOTE]I really got my AYG out yesterday in the plane/kids thread. I am not around enough to know everyone so that was my first time chatting with Daff. Frankly, she strikes me as one of those people who tries to boldly and baldly state her opinions to piss people off. She just came off like a total jerk. Not much on TK gets to me but she really pissed me off. roast wise- at the moment I've got nothing.
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

Daff hates kids so I wouldn't be surprised if she was all "f*ckers should ride on the goddamn wing."

musicalsunlight

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[QUOTE]I really got my AYG out yesterday in the plane/kids thread. I am not around enough to know everyone so that was my first time chatting with Daff. Frankly, she strikes me as one of those people who tries to boldly and baldly state her opinions to piss people off. She just came off like a total jerk. Not much on TK gets to me but she really pissed me off. roast wise- at the moment I've got nothing.
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

I find it funny that people had entitlement about planes when they were claiming that babies and parents were the ones that were trying to be entitled.

allisong23

Daff hates kids. We get it. She rarely comes to SB, but when there is a kid-related post, she flies in to remind us.

Nebb

In Response to Re:AYG and SB Roast:[QUOTE]I really got my AYG out yesterday in the plane/kids thread. I am not around enough to know everyone so that was my first time chatting with Daff. Frankly, she strikes me as one of those people who tries to boldly and baldly state her opinions to piss people off. She just came off like a total jerk. Not much on TK gets to me but she really pissed me off.roast wise at the moment I've got nothing. Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]
I thought that was weird yesterday cause she wasn't saying many things differently from me. I totally agreed with her points too but babyfolks generally don't.

Blueyed228

If this turns into a kids talk im going to shoot myself in the face.

Daff hates kids.  We get it.  We also get Daffs defense about "I dont hate kids, I just dont want them".

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:a3c6836b-cd77-4fa9-a4ae-aa72c654859d">Re:AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re:AYG and SB Roast: Yawn, everyone already flamed that in the morning thread. She's probably not even a real person so I don't see the fuss. Omg someone said something controversial to rile people up, on the internet!!!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Totally this. Flaming randos is what makes the board and AYG pussified.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Daff hates kids so much she can't even admit to ever being a child herself.  Boom roasted.

Starmusica

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:6e92c31a-c022-43e8-b4aa-715838ca6d43">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]If this turns into a kids talk im going to shoot myself in the face. Daff hates kids.  We get it.  We also get Daffs defense about "I dont hate kids, I just dont want them".
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]


ok-ok- i dont want to discuss her to death again. That's jsut my AYG. gawddd

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:8b74b065-86a1-438d-b9ca-18bd285f8f70">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]AATB, you're so vain, you probably think this roast is about you.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

Winner.

Smash Adams

AATB's "creative" roasts are cracking my shiiit up.

cheeseandrice

I just think Blue should keep up the roasting.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]I really got my AYG out yesterday in the plane/kids thread. I am not around enough to know everyone so that was my first time chatting with <strong>Daff.</strong> Frankly, she strikes me as one of those people who tries to boldly and baldly state her opinions to piss people off. She just came off like a total jerk. Not much on TK gets to me but she really pissed me off. roast wise- at the moment I've got nothing.
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

This is Daff, she's been like that for years. It's well known she hates kids as well as strapless dresses. I dont know which she's hates more.

Blue-you are an awesome roaster! The Romeny joke was funny!

cheeseandrice

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:e4439997-a895-4747-aa04-c036c8144ad8">Re:AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]Fine, looks are ok if you guys are cool with it. I had no idea and made an assumption there.<strong> Also, I didn't even notice brandi doing that yesterday lol</strong>
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I admit- it was a reach. BUT I WAS TRYING TO FLAME.

LetsHikeToday

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[QUOTE]AATB's "creative" roasts are cracking my shiiit up.
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
Me too. I laughed outloud at chelsea's tan lines are eggshell. 

Blueyed228

Stef is so cool she rocks both TK and TB. So much so she has taken our Goddamn Mean Girls ish over to her "labor buddies".

Are you all going to Skype in the middle of pushing and then write about it in your burn book?

[Deleted User]

Can someone give me the CN of the plane thread?

cheeseandrice

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[QUOTE]Can someone give me the CN of the plane thread?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

nebb/daff: "babies suck and I shouldn't have to deal with them when I fly."
moms: "babies are a precious gift from god. suck it up."

Ok, not quite that extreme, but it was the gist of it. ;) There was a lot of discussion about poop and if/how parents are supposed to change diapers on a plane.