AYG and SB Roast

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Can someone give me the CN of the plane thread?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

If you have a child you should never leave the house again, especially on a plane. And be damned if you change a diaper on a seat, put that crap on the lav floor.

cheeseandrice

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[QUOTE]Stef is so cool she rocks both TK and TB. So much so she has taken our Goddamn Mean Girls ish over to her "labor buddies". Are you all going to Skype in the middle of pushing and then write about it in your burn book?
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

ACTUALLY. Someone else came up with the mean girls thing. (shock. I got called out for being a biatch on TB.) I figured since it was Mean Girl-themed, it was allowed in my sig on TK too ;)

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Stef is so cool she rocks both TK and TB. So much so she has taken our Goddamn Mean Girls ish over to her "labor buddies". Are you all going to Skype in the middle of pushing and then write about it in your burn book?
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Steph is packing mom jeans in her hospital bag.  Boom roasted.

maratea

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[QUOTE]Can someone give me the CN of the plane thread?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
OP: Should kids be on a plane?

Some people: Yeah, they're people too.

Other people: No, they stink and they're loud.

Some people: But adults do that too!

Random people: Dogs on a motherfucking plane??!!?

More people: Pets, allergies, bleh.

Death to America. The End.

[Deleted User]

I think there is way too much judging of parenting on TK.

But I will say that I've become considerably less tolerant of other peoples' kids now that mine is not a crazyfuckingkid anymore.

katiewhompus

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG and SB Roast : If you have a child you should never leave the house again, especially on a plane. And be damned if you change a diaper on a seat, put that crap on the lav floor.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]<div>
That's what I got out of it. Babies should never leave the house or be out in public. </div>

Nebb

What I got outta the plane thread was that lots of moms here who would deny being militant moms are TOTALLY like militant moms.

LesPaul

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[QUOTE]Can someone give me the CN of the plane thread?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Question: children on airplanes - what age is ok?  Business or pleasure?
Various posters:  depends on the kid; depends on the parenting; adults can be/usually are more annoying and disgusting.
Daff:  babies are fuuucking disgusting and shouldn't be seen in public.  Ever.  Because they schiiit EVERYWHERE, CONSTANTLY.
Various posters:  changing a diaper on the lavatory floor is disgusting and logistically impossible.
Daff:  babies are fuuucking disgusting and shouldn't be seen in public.  Ever.  Diapers can NEVER be changed discreetly or without fecal matter flying all over the place.  We should all lie down on the lavatory floor.
Star:  WTF???

rinse, repeat.

Blueyed228

Babies

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG and SB Roast : Question: children on airplanes - what age is ok?  Business or pleasure? Various posters:  depends on the kid; depends on the parenting; adults can be/usually are more annoying and disgusting. Daff:  babies are fuuucking disgusting and shouldn't be seen in public.  Ever.  Because they schiiit EVERYWHERE, CONSTANTLY. Various posters:  changing a diaper on the lavatory floor is disgusting and logistically impossible. Daff:  babies are fuuucking disgusting and shouldn't be seen in public.  Ever.  Diapers can NEVER be changed discreetly or without fecal matter flying all over the place.  We should all lie down on the lavatory floor. Star:  WTF??? rinse, repeat.
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

Les this is a great rundown.

allisong23

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[QUOTE]Babies
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Shh. Don't change the topic of the thread to babies. Didn't you read the rule book?

Smash Adams

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[QUOTE]Babies
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-and-sb-roast?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a0a3028f-cd54-4d1a-8539-65e08070127ePost:9c55a807-6256-400b-a549-d9295157e021">Re: AYG and SB Roast</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG and SB Roast : That's what I got out of it. Babies should never leave the house or be out in public. 
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

Unless they are actually serving a purpose like being little flying baby death machines or.Fuckk. I couldn't think of another baby purpose.

NuggetBrain

I fully admit I'd be pissed if my seatmate on a plane changed their baby's diaper right the f*ck next to me.  Gross. 

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG and SB Roast : Unless they are actually serving a purpose like being little flying baby death machines or.Fuckk. I couldn't think of another baby purpose.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

You've been away too long, you've lost your wit!

[Deleted User]

Me too, Nuggs. That's really gross. I don't know what the other options would be, but I would not be happy about it.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG and SB Roast : You've been away too long, you've lost your wit!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

I know! I broke it falling out of a plane in Nam.

allisong23

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG and SB Roast : I know! I broke it falling out of a plane in Nam.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

True story. When H was hit by a car, he broke his fart bone. It hurt every time he farted for a month.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Wait.  There's a fart bone?

[Deleted User]

My H just thought he broke his fart bone when he fell down the stairs, but he really ruptured some weird cyst. He had to have it cut open and draine. It was right above his butt. I laughed at him and tried to give him tampons. BEST WIFE EVA.

NuggetBrain

My sister changed Peanut on the bench outside of a motherfucking P.F. Chang's last month.  In a mall.  I was MORTIFIED.  And may or may not have told her that was nasty and trashtastic. 

allisong23

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[QUOTE]Wait.  There's a fart bone?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I know, right? Who knew?

He probably bruised his sacrum, but fart bone sounded better.

Starmusica

dear sweet god. this is all my fault. I retract my AYG. no more spawn chatter!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I'd be pretty upset if I broke my fart bone.  Farting is legit.

[Deleted User]

I have a very unpop op flame. In some thread on E, some poster (can't remember her name) told that myotherusername chick that her new sig was pretty and that she looked heavier in her avatar picture. I don't know why, because I am usually sensitive to those things, but the onslaught of OMG YOU ARE A HATEFULLASSBITCH AND I HOPE YOU DIE because she said it was just silly and overkill. She was trying to give the girl a compliment.

[Deleted User]

If I was a baby, I would not want to be changed in public. Good thing I'm not a baby.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]My sister changed Peanut on the bench outside of a motherfucking P.F. Chang's last month.  In a mall.  I was MORTIFIED.  And may or may not have told her that was nasty and trashtastic. 
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's pretty awful.  In a mall?  Mall bathrooms have changing tables, there's no excuse.

Blueyed228

Knife.  Going.  Into.  Eye.

Smash Adams

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[QUOTE]I have a very unpop op flame. In some thread on E, some poster (can't remember her name) told that myotherusername chick that her new sig was pretty and that she looked heavier in her avatar picture. I don't know why, because I am usually sensitive to those things, but the onslaught of OMG YOU ARE A HATEFULLASSBITCH AND I HOPE YOU DIE because she said it was just silly and overkill. She was trying to give the girl a compliment.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
I sort of agree with this, but then the poster went sort of off the rails in the other post and now I think she might be batshit.

LesPaul

For the love of the sweet baby Jesus can we not rehash the appropriateness of changing diapers in public. 

Please?