I'm too old for this Sh!t

Y I Oughta

I'm too old to be club hopping like my friends want to do every weekend, I get annoyed when people touch me and I don't know them. Which is something that happens a lot in crowded clubs. But I'm too young to be sitting at home on a Friday or Saturday night with nothing to do.

Am I the only one that feels this way at 29

Finish the sentence

I'm too old for ______

I'm too young for________


Edit for spelling.

Anysunrise

I'm too old for Trick or treating.

I'm too young for...pretty much everything.

And dude, I'm 19 and I hate club hopping. I like dancing, but I have no need to get wasted while I do it, or have my ass grabbed by strangers. I'd much rather stay home.

SarahPLiz

I'm too old to relate to most of the brides on my local or month board.

I'm too young to feel this damned old. 

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]I'm too old to relate to most of the brides on my local or month board. I'm too young to feel this damned old. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Now I have that Garth song in my head. "Lord, I'm much too young, to feel this damn old"

Also, I feel the same.

Y I Oughta

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-old-fot-this-sht?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:b4e5fd0f-6299-4f01-b5d4-b09972546303Post:7a429fd2-cb7d-47d9-99cb-dd716d096d9f">Re: I'm too old fot this Sh!t</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old fot this Sh!t : Now I have that Garth song in my head. "Lord, I'm much too young, to feel this damn old" Also, I feel the same.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

I have the song in my head now too

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old fot this Sh!t : Now I have that Garth song in my head. "Lord, I'm much too young, to feel this damn old" Also, I feel the same.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux, lonely women and bad booze....<div>
</div><div>That's what they phrase always reminds me of. I couldn't get it out of my head. </div>

LedZeppelin

True story, FI used to think he said lonely women and baboons. I made fun of him a lot. Poor guy.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]True story, FI used to think he said <strong>lonely women and baboons</strong>. I made fun of him a lot. Poor guy.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

<div>Oh, but that would be way more interesting. </div>

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old fot this Sh!t : I will ditto that.  I'm 23 and all my joints creak in the morning. <strong>I'm too old to enjoy getting really drunk.  I pay for it too much the next day</strong>
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

<div>This. I don't even like to drink anymore, period, unless its a Woodchuck. And that's just apple cider ;) </div>

missy68

I'm too old for :  to relate to a lot of movie stars/TV stuff/music. See People's Sexiest Man Alive for example. Even some of you. I could be Any's mom.

I'm too young for:  Retirement.  To stop acting like a kid sometimes. I still enjoy the rides at amusement parks and the fair, even though my knee, back, and neck pay for it.

reils

Yup, except I am 28. It's not worth it to me to go out drinking on Friday and pay for it the rest of the weekend.

LedZeppelin

I'm too old old to handle people who type and speak with "words" like: dem gansta bitchz b ALLUP in my gril YO!

I'm too young: for my body to hurt as much as it does. Also, to feel so worn out all the time.

*edited for spelling.

ohwhynot

I'm too old for another baby.

I'm too old to stay up drinking. 

I'm too young to be the old lady of the board (and yet, here I am.  Or at least one of the old ladies).

Wrkn925

I'm too young to make noises when I get up in the morning, but my knees disagree.

I'm too old to not know what I want to be when I grow up.

Y I Oughta

I'm also too young to not act like a kid when I want.

I also don't like the Gangsta talk

zippityb

I'm too old for the Kid's Menu.
I'm too young for the Senior Discount.

Y I Oughta

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[QUOTE]I'm too old for the Kid's Menu. I'm too young for the Senior Discount.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]

I still order from the kids menu and the senior menu. I don't eat a lot so I talk the server into letting me get the smaller portion.

zippityb

I like to play by the rules.

jasmineh7777

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[QUOTE]I like to play by the rules.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]

I don't believe you.

jasmineh7777

I'm too old to keep getting mistaken for a high school student.
 I'm too old to continually be carded at rated R movies.

I'm too young to rent a car.

Y- I feel the same way about strangers touching me. Ick.

zippityb

Jas got me. I like to stick it to the man any chance I can get.

jasmineh7777

I'm not too old to giggle at "stick it." heh

Y I Oughta

I found that guys in clubs feel like they can come up behind you and start grinding on you. It's gross. I met FI in a club in an 80's room and the only reason I talked to him for longer than a minute was because he didn't even try to touch me when we danced.

laladypoet

well touch me in the morning and then just walk away. anysunrise is 19??

zippityb

This thread reminds me of that song they sang on the teen drama Fifteen.

slubkin

I agree with a lot of PP so far...

I'm too old to go out and party to celebrate any and all holidays.

I'm too young to go to bed at 9 pm.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]well touch me in the morning and then just walk away. anysunrise is 19??
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

I'll be 20 in...3 weeks. =D

missy68

Zip, that's all lies. Lies, I tell you.


Any, I could still be your mother.

I'm old enough to have watched Sesame Street since it's inception.

I'm young enough to still want to sock-slide on the hardwood floor at my grandmother's house over Thanksgiving. Despite falling down the 4 stairs to the landing last time.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Zip, that's all lies. Lies, I tell you.<strong> Any, I could still be your mother</strong>. I'm old enough to have watched Sesame Street since it's inception. I'm young enough to still want to sock-slide on the hardwood floor at my grandmother's house over Thanksgiving. Despite falling down the 4 stairs to the landing last time.
Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

I think KD's already claimed the status as my internet mommy, lol. Sigh. I'm so young.

hetshup

I'm too old to stay up until 2 am on weekends- H, work with me please.

I'm too young to have babies, everyone leave me alone!

Y I Oughta

Any: you present yourself as older and more mature than most 19-20 year olds I know.