I'm too old for this Sh!t

mgmlove

I agree...I’m too old to be getting trashed every weekend. I don’t' do it any weekend. It used to take a morning to recover now it takes days. I'll pass...

I'm also too old to be babysitting my drunk friends. I'm not their mother, yet here I am trying to get their drunk selves to a safe place.

I'm too old to giggle at the IT tech title "Certified Penetration Tester" but I still do.

I'm too young to NOT get carded. Actually, I’m not but thankfully I still get carded.

dmiller9274

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[QUOTE]This thread reminds me of that song they sang on the teen drama Fifteen.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
I loved that show, and no one remembers it.  I loved Ryan Reynolds "Billy" long before he was cool.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Any: you present yourself as older and more mature than most 19-20 year olds I know.
Posted by Y I Oughta[/QUOTE]

Thanks, I certainly try =)

zippityb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t : I loved that show, and no one remembers it.  I loved Ryan Reynolds "Billy" long before he was cool.
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Why was Brooke such a biitch?

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]I agree... I’m too old to be getting trashed every weekend. I don’t' do it any weekend. It used to take a morning to recover now it takes days. I'll pass... I'm also too old to be babysitting my drunk friends. I'm not their mother, yet here I am trying to get their drunk selves to a safe place. I'm too old to giggle at the IT tech title<strong> "Certified Penetration Tester"</strong> but I still do. I'm too young to NOT get carded. Actually, I’m not but thankfully I still get carded.
Posted by mgmlove[/QUOTE]

heehee!

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]I agree... I’m too old to be getting trashed every weekend. I don’t' do it any weekend. It used to take a morning to recover now it takes days. I'll pass... I'm also too old to be babysitting my drunk friends. I'm not their mother, yet here I am trying to get their drunk selves to a safe place.<strong> I'm too old to giggle at the IT tech title "Certified Penetration Tester"</strong> but I still do. I'm too young to NOT get carded. Actually, I’m not but thankfully I still get carded.
Posted by mgmlove[/QUOTE]
ME TOO! FI does network security and he works from home a lot and every time I hear him say "penetration test" I giggle. I don't think I'll ever stop finding it funny.

dmiller9274

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t : Why was Brooke such a biitch?
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
I always kind of liked her.  The first time I cut all of my hair off (during the time the show was airing) , I took her picture in and got it cut "brooke" style.  <div>ETA: I'm going to buy myself those DVD's for Christmas</div>

zippityb

I think she is my favorite Mean Girl. Followed by Regina George.

dmiller9274

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[QUOTE]I think she is my favorite Mean Girl. Followed by Regina George.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
I agree.  I always seem to side with the mean girl.

SCBojangles1138

In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t:
[QUOTE]I'm too old to keep getting mistaken for a high school student.  I'm too old to continually be carded at rated R movies. I'm too young to rent a car. Y- I feel the same way about strangers touching me. Ick.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]
 

Except I still get mistaken all the time and my effed up PA license makes a lot of bar tenders think its fake.

And I'm too young to require 8 hours of sleep every night and yet I gotta have a full 8 hours or my day sucks.

mgmlove

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t : ME TOO! FI does network security and he works from home a lot and every time I hear him say "penetration test" I giggle. I don't think I'll ever stop finding it funny.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

I hear it all the time at work. Once one guy got certified they all wanted to...just for the title. I can't help the giggling.

ebonyivory10

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t : I loved that show, and no one remembers it.  I loved Ryan Reynolds "Billy" long before he was cool.
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

That was my show! All the good nickelodeon shows from the early 90s need to have their own channel.  Do you remember the one really pale blonde (I think her name on the show was Angel or Ashley?) she was later on Dead Like Me on Showtime?

Anyone remember Swan's Crossing? It was only on for a few months, but it stared a young Sarah Michelle Gellar.

jessienjeremy

I am too old to stay out past 11 on a work night.

I am too young for AARP. So stop sending me stuff in the mail for it.

hetshup

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t : That was my show! All the good nickelodeon shows from the early 90s need to have their own channel.  Do you remember the one really pale blonde (I think her name on the show was Angel or Ashley?) she was later on Dead Like Me on Showtime? <strong>Anyone remember Swan's Crossing? It was only on for a few months, but it stared a young Sarah Michelle Gellar.
</strong>Posted by ebonyivory10[/QUOTE]

I do! I also remember that my brother loved it and then my mom told me it was a soap opera, but I  was confused as there wasn't any soap.

It's like when I was sad "pop" wasn't a specific type of soda.

zippityb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t : That was my show! All the good nickelodeon shows from the early 90s need to have their own channel.  Do you remember the one really pale blonde (I think her name on the show was Angel or Ashley?) she was later on Dead Like Me on Showtime? Anyone remember Swan's Crossing? It was only on for a few months, but it stared a young Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Posted by ebonyivory10[/QUOTE]

I enjoyed Hey Dude. And also the fact that Melody went on to marry Ben Stiller. And Clarissa Explains it all. Where Clarissa went on to make the terrible, horrible Nine Dead which is available on the Netflix Instant thingie.

Y I Oughta

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm too old for this Sh!t : I enjoyed Hey Dude. And also the fact that Melody went on to marry Ben Stiller. And Clarissa Explains it all. Where Clarissa went on to make the terrible, horrible Nine Dead which is available on the Netflix Instant thingie.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]

Oh, I loved those shows too. I didn't know about the Ben Stiller thing.

HobokensFury

I'm too old to be drinking and partying every weekend and to not care about consequences.

I'm too young too to feel this old.  I'm only 27 and it seems like I'm 45 when I look at my life compared to what some friends are doing.

laurynfaerie

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[QUOTE]I'm too old to be club hopping like my friends want to do every weekend, I get annoyed when people touch me and I don't know them. Which is something that happens a lot in crowded clubs. But I'm too young to be sitting at home on a Friday or Saturday night with nothing to do. Am I the only one that feels this way at 29 Finish the sentence I'm too old for ______ I'm too young for________ Edit for spelling.
Posted by Y I Oughta[/QUOTE]

I feel the same at 21. FI and I are basically hermits

chirpchirp

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[QUOTE]I am too old to pretend to like people who are stupid.  Coworkers listen up. <strong>I am too young to worry as much as I do about retirement</strong>.  I am obsessed with preparing for the future. 
Posted by mica001[/QUOTE]

Actually, I don't think you can be too young to start planning for retirement.  You're not going to be able to accumulate enough assets to live off of for 40+ years if you start at age 35.  Too many young people think they have all the time in the world to start saving for their future or will have SS to fall back on.

So...  it's a good thing you're planning.