Hiding grom's "excitement" advice

prideeinpynk

I feel bad if this really is a true concern of OP. But I think we've given some good advice in between everything else.

MeaghanandMichael

Tell him to look over at grandma and get over it.

Although, I can not seriously believe this would actually happen.

npasquale16

I totally want to see this wedding.

vegasgroom

She's marrying Ron Jeremy.

kimheartsscott

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hiding grom's "excitement" advice : No, that's so we can get out of having to give back rubs.  So before ceremony no problem; ok, let's go get married babe.
Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

Well shiit.  Now I have to kick Scott's ass.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]I totally want to see this wedding.
Posted by npasquale16[/QUOTE]

They should put it on youtube.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]She's marrying Ron Jeremy.
Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

Bam.

Maybe instead of your MOH holding your bouquet during the ceremony, he could hold it.

kimheartsscott

I'm seriously concerned for the children in attendance.  They could lose an eye.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Is this, like, a medical problem he has? Does he normally pitch a tent in public?

LedZeppelin

I get the feeling this kid had a rough time in gym class.

[Deleted User]

Three words: Grandma's potty chair.

Just whisper it in his ear. 60% of the time, it works everytime.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]I'm seriously concerned for the children in attendance.  They could lose an eye.
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

heh. Is it time to whip out the, "think of your guests' comfort!!!" line?

Not that I really want to encourage whipping anything out.

DodgersBride

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[QUOTE]I'm seriously concerned for the children in attendance.  They could lose an eye.
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

DED

kimheartsscott

MM I think it might be.

beatlesgirl25

The flip-and-tuck. Problem solved.

Betsy85

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[QUOTE]Does it say hello at other inoppurtune times? Is it just the sight of you that is too much?? I don't have this problem.  Hmm... maybe I picked the wrong guy.
Posted by Joy2611[/QUOTE]

lol

You guys got me all wrong, I'm not wearing a topless dress and we're not having strippers at the wedding.  I don't think a girl should have to wear something slutty to invoke a response from their FI, he's just concerned that the rush of emotions may cause something unexpected....or expected....whichever.  One of my bridesmaids is getting married the week before me, and she said they have the same concern, so I know I'm not totally alone on this...

Betsy85

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[QUOTE]OP just got all, "I'm not trying to be childish and I would appreciate if others would do the same " in her post on the attire board.
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

Damn, all over that aren't you? 

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]One of my bridesmaids is getting married the week before me, and she said they have the same concern, so I know I'm not totally alone on this...
Posted by Betsy85[/QUOTE]

I had no idea this was such a common concern? Should I be worried, too?

lkpeaocck

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hiding grom's "excitement" advice : lol You guys got me all wrong, I'm not wearing a topless dress and we're not having strippers at the wedding.  I don't think a girl should have to wear something slutty to invoke a response from their FI, <strong>he's just concerned that the rush of emotions may cause something unexpected....or expected....</strong>whichever.  One of my bridesmaids is getting married the week before me, and she said they have the same concern, so I know I'm not totally alone on this...
Posted by Betsy85[/QUOTE]

Yea, he's either 14 or a virgin. Take your pick.

scoetto

Are you getting married in a church? If he's worried about a boner in church, I'd seriously have him seek counseling... and wonder if he was an Alter Boy...

ricksang

nda_roxybabe

Ok, so is he himself concerned about this? I've never heard of this concern...

gottahavashorti

You could tell tons and tons of people that he's worried about it.  Maybe it will embarrass it out of him.

LedZeppelin

Ricks -I gues duct tape really does fix everything!

megk8oz

Say he does get a boner during the ceremony (Which, if he does, wtf's wrong with him?) ... why do you think your guests are going to be focusing on it?

tidetravel

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[QUOTE]Are you getting married in a church? If he's worried about a boner in church, I'd seriously have him seek counseling... and wonder if he was an Alter Boy...
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]
::snort::

Come on, OP.  I know that your concern is "valid" but you have to admit that it's freaking hilarious, at the same time.  Lighten up and laugh a little.  It's good for the soul.

[Deleted User]

I got a hard on at my wedding. Thank god for crinoline!

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

DED. And ouch!

Steph0871

Tell him to picture the audience in their underwear... unless you have really hot WP/friends/families.

Then I say go for the pre-ceremony "windy occupation" (thanks, Bethrothed. It's my new favorite euphemism.)

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hiding grom's "excitement" advice : DED. And ouch!
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

Think of the sweet 40 bucks he will save on pre hm waxing!