I judge...

J&K10910

The people that are making the poor lifeguards at the pool across the street stand outside in the rain.

Parents who let their 4 year olds push carts that they can barely reach the handle of at the grocery store.

Betrothed for not giving us a beautiful wedding pic sig sooner.

betrothed123

I accept your judgement and respond with Ptttbbhhhhbbbb.

sucrets4

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[QUOTE]The people that are making the poor lifeguards at the pool across the street stand outside in the rain. Parents who let their 4 year olds push carts that they can barely reach the handle of at the grocery store. <strong>Betrothed for not giving us a beautiful wedding pic sig sooner.</strong>
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

This!

maratea

Our home internet provider. We just got new internet hookup on Sunday, and we've had to reset our router 3 times. I don't the installer did a good job.

Whoever broke into H's van. Don't be such a fucking cheapskate. Get a job, then you can buy whatever GPS your heart desires, asshole.

The jackass cop who gave H a $300 speeding ticket. He wasn't going that much over the speed limit, diickface. BTW, officer, I've got some bacon here.

[Deleted User]

I judge my brother's girlfriend's mother. She is a horrible mother--cooks her own dinner and tells the GF she's on her own (which is why she eats at my mom's all the time), took credit for a Christmas gift her ex-husband gave GF, and just the other day told GF she was no longer taking her to a theme park for her birthday the day before they were supposed to go (they planned it for a year). Why? Because she didn't feel like it. She didn't even get her daughter an 18th birthday card. AND she's refusing to help her move to college because she doesn't feel like driving 2 hours. I seriously hate and judge this woman.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]The people that are making the poor lifeguards at the pool across the street stand outside in the rain. <strong>Parents who let their 4 year olds push carts that they can barely reach the handle of at the grocery store.</strong> Betrothed for not giving us a beautiful wedding pic sig sooner.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>I let my son do this sometimes, because for some reason he loves it. I only do it when there's not much in it and not many people around though. </div><div>
</div><div>I judge my friend's gf because she is pregnant and I know of two occasions that she's had a glass of wine. I know some people say one glass is not that big of a deal, but seriously, why risk it?</div><div>
</div><div>I also judge my friend (from gf above) for giving his gf crap about drinking whole milk because it's fattening, but doesn't have a problem with her drinking wine. </div>

MarriedInAFever

Mara, we might have the same provider

I judge...

-friends who spend the entire time you have together talking about themselves

-lazy parents

-pregnant women who share too much on FB

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to I judge... : I let my son do this sometimes, because for some reason he loves it. I only do it when there's not much in it and not many people around though.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

Do you let him crash into people (into PEOPLE, not their carts) and then back up and do it again, while you wander away decide which pasta to buy?  If not, then I don't judge you.

AdeleDazeem

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[QUOTE]In Response to I judge... : I let my son do this sometimes, because for some reason he loves it. I only do it when there's not much in it and not many people around though.  <strong>I judge my friend's gf because she is pregnant and I know of two occasions that she's had a glass of wine.</strong> I know some people say one glass is not that big of a deal, but seriously, why risk it? I also judge my friend (from gf above) for giving his gf crap about drinking whole milk because it's fattening, but doesn't have a problem with her drinking wine. 
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

Some doctors say it's fine to do.  I would, of course, only do it in the privacy of my own home so as not to be judged by others.......  :)

EDIT: I mean that some doctors are fine with a pregnant woman having a glass or two of wine during the pregnancy.

J&K10910

I also judge myself for not being able to stop listening to Ke$ha's stupid new song (Take it Off).  It's so damn catchy, even though it's awful.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : Do you let him crash into people (into PEOPLE, not their carts) and then back up and do it again, while you wander away decide which pasta to buy?  If not, then I don't judge you.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>Oh wow! No, I don't do that. I follow right behind him and help him push/steer the cart down empty aisles. </div>

nda_roxybabe

People who drive with their foot on the brake

People who let their kids walk around with messy faces and snot noses

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : Oh wow! No, I don't do that. I follow right behind him and help him push/steer the cart down empty aisles. 
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

You're still ok in my book then. 

MarriedInAFever

LZ, it's much different if you're in control and are actively supervising.

I went to Target around 9 p.m. last night and it was like Gymboree. There were kids running everywhere and parents were either not paying attention or were just inconsiderate. Kids running through the aisles, knocking things off the shelves, getting in customers' way. It's not a playground. I'm trying to buy important things like nail polish here.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : Some doctors say it's fine to do.  I would, of course, only do it in the privacy of my own home so as not to be judged by others.......  :) EDIT: I mean that some doctors are fine with a pregnant woman having a glass or two of wine during your pregnancy.
Posted by Joy2611[/QUOTE]

<div>I know that some doctor's say it's ok, but I will never be convinced that it's OK to take that risk. I think a person should be able to go 9 months without alcohol. Especially for their baby's sake. </div>

sucrets4

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : <strong>Some doctors say it's fine to do.  I would, of course, only do it in the privacy of my own home so as not to be judged by others.......  :)</strong> EDIT: I mean that some doctors are fine with a pregnant woman having a glass or two of wine during the pregnancy.
Posted by Joy2611[/QUOTE]

I agree with this.

In other cultures it's acceptable in moderation and they don't have huge FAS numbers.  But I would totally never do it in public.  I felt awkward enough having a sip of wine once at a restaurant.

btrflykate1230

I judge myself for going a little too crazy on Saturday night and making out with 4 men in the period of 5 hours.

I know, I'm doing it wrong.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]LZ, it's much different if you're in control and are actively supervising. I went to Target around 9 p.m. last night and it was like Gymboree. There were kids running everywhere and parents were either not paying attention or were just inconsiderate. Kids running through the aisles, knocking things off the shelves, getting in customers' way. It's not a playground. I'm trying to buy important things like nail polish here.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

<div>This makes me crazy. It's also a big part of the reason why there are very few children I like besides my own. </div>

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]I also judge myself for not being able to stop listening to Ke$ha's stupid new song (Take it Off).  It's so damn catchy, even though it's awful.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Hi. This is me with that other song she's in, "My First Kiss." I hate that song, but I HAVE to listen to the whole thing when it comes on the radio. I'm either a masochist or in complete denial of my Ke$ha love.

I judge people who overuse the crap out of new and trendy lingo, like "amazeballs." I am so over that word.

barbbhoww

Ugh..I judge moms and dads who drop their kids off at daycare wearing "non work clothes."  Do you REALLY think we don't realize it??!!  Spend some fucking time with your kid!

Sorry, heat of the moment.  Happened with 4 kids today.

stephl3055

When a parent lets their little kid who can barely walk stand in the middle of an aisle, blocking everyone else from going by.  Then they say, "Johnny, you're in everyone's way.  Come back over here," while they stand there looking at their phone. 

Hello, your child can barely even stand on his own 2 feet, how in the world do you expect him to understand what you are saying, and then actually turn around and walk back towards you?  How about you let your kid practice their walking skills at home, not in the middle of freakin' Sam's. 

Steph0871

... parents who call to complain about their son/daughter's dorm assignment. For real? They're 18. I thought that umbilical cord was supposed to be cut like 18 years ago.

... and I judge Mother Nature for being such a raging PSM'ing moody bitch the last 3 months.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Sadly - I judge my aunt's parenting.

I was with her last week and she's a HORRIBLE driver with her five year old in the car.  Very aggressive - lead foot, tailgaiting, and reaching in the back seat to hand him something or get his attention about something.  HELLO!  Pay attention and don't drive like an idiot.

Also I feel like he needs more structure and he doesn't get it.  They go to the beach all the time and are always just GO GO GO, and he gets tired and cranky easily.  I think it would be really good for him if someone just sat with him and read him a book or actually talked to him, rather just just having him tag along during their extra curricular activities.

kpwedkk

I judge people who drive with their knees, with one foot on the brake, while talking on the phone with one hand, and doing makeup, or eating breakfast with the other hand, annnd their driving is terrible!!

Get off the ROAD! Before you CAUSE an ACCIDENT!

MarriedInAFever

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[QUOTE]I judge myself for going a little too crazy on Saturday night and making out with 4 men in the period of 5 hours. I know, I'm doing it wrong.
Posted by btrflykate1230[/QUOTE]

Rawr! Go Kate!

nda_roxybabe

I judge...
 
anyone who really likes nickelback
Adults who should know how to spell yet don't
people who walk out of the house with highwaters, ill fitting clothes or stains on their clothes.

btrflykate1230

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : I know that some doctor's say it's ok, but I will never be convinced that it's OK to take that risk. I think a person should be able to go 9 months without alcohol. Especially for their baby's sake. 
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

At 5 weeks pregnant, I got totally shiitfaced on St. Patrick's Day. Now, I didn't realize I was pregnant at the time, nor would I recommend doing anything of this sorts, but Declan is a completely normal, healthy child.

I think it's totally fine to have a glass or two of wine!

DodgersBride

I judge the ex coach of my nephew's baseball team for showing up to the game on Sunday talking crap about my sister, BIL and other coach and saying that the team never lost by that much when he was coaching.
 
At least my sister, BIL and other coach stepped in when you quit on 5 & 6 years old. Of course he didn't say anything when they did great in their last game.

lu27

People that bring their kids to Vegas.

People who get dogs as a novelty and then constantly keep them in their crates and never play or walk with them.


My FMIL who lies about her health conditions to her sons, for sympathy. 

 

lu27

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : Hi. This is me with that other song she's in, "My First Kiss." I hate that song, but I HAVE to listen to the whole thing when it comes on the radio. I'm either a masochist or in complete denial of my Ke$ha love. I judge people who overuse the crap out of new and trendy lingo, like "amazeballs." I am so over that word.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

This is me with Katy Perry's "California Gurls"

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Ugh..I judge moms and dads who drop their kids off at daycare wearing "non work clothes."  Do you REALLY think we don't realize it??!!  Spend some fucking time with your kid! Sorry, heat of the moment.  Happened with 4 kids today.
Posted by barbbhoww[/QUOTE]

Not to be a bitch, but I wear jeans and t shirts (sometimes even sweatpants) to work.  Just saying.