i am hearbroken!

vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]what?  uh i only had one ring
Posted by bonnbonn4[/QUOTE]

Oh, that explains it then, he'd have given you two if he loved you.  You're better off without his cheap pasty ass.

katiewhompus

Vegas that was Amerintitityt person. I confuse them too.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Well, don't sit around being sad. Time to go out and find a new one! There has got to be someone tanner out there.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

Pauly D is hot.

allisong23

I think some of the Jersey Shore guys are single. They are wicked tan.

GreenPepperBurger

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: i am hearbroken! : Hmm. OK.
Posted by pirategal03[/QUOTE]

OK.

maratea

Seriously, go out to the bars tonight, get shitfaced and find yourself a good tanned Jersey Shore boy. The Situation would want you to do it. Make him happy.

MarriedInAFever

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: i am hearbroken! : Pauly D is hot.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I'm furiously shaking my head and frowning right now.

GreenPepperBurger

Ronnie seems to be up your alley, OP.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Heels? Is that you?
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

Hehe...does anyone have any troll spray.

This is what I dont understand, if you've been here and tried to pull this crap and no one swallows it, chalk it up and move on. Are you that bored?

@Katie- I added you on Spark.

vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]I think some of the Jersey Shore guys are single. They are wicked tan.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

ROFL

bonnbonn4

well we were together for two years and even thogh he isnt exactly my type i found out that he was just perfect for me.  but i guess he doesnt agree to that anymore.  only engaged for a month but not much planning since we werent going to get married for a while. 

ummmmmm.................... i dont really have a favorite cake, i dont eat it much

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Seriously, go out to the bars tonight, get shitfaced and find yourself a good tanned Jersey Shore boy. The Situation would want you to do it. Make him happy.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

maratea - I ♥ you

vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]Vegas that was Amerintitityt person. I confuse them too.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

The two of them should hook up LOL

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: i am hearbroken! : I'm furiously shaking my head and frowning right now.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

I should clarify: bonnbonn, I'm sure you would find Pauly D to be hot - since he kinda sounds like your thing.

katiewhompus

*pats Anna on the head* You're like the nice angel sitting on the shoulder

Yay KD!

ohwhynot

Go and get laid.  You'll feel a lot better.

MarriedInAFever

Bonn, all this time you're spending complaining could be better spent filling out your profile on SugarDaddie.com

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Go and get laid.  You'll feel a lot better.
Posted by ohwhynot[/QUOTE]

BOOM ROASTED

mrscarter052011

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[QUOTE]I think some of the Jersey Shore guys are single. They are wicked tan.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

seriously, you totally beat me to it. so ditto to this. and please stop stealing my thoughts.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]well we were together for two years and even thogh he isnt exactly my type i found out that he was just perfect for me.  but i guess he doesnt agree to that anymore.  only engaged for a month but not much planning since we werent going to get married for a while.  ummmmmm.................... i dont really have a favorite cake, i dont eat it much
Posted by bonnbonn4[/QUOTE]

If you don't mind me asking, what about him made him so perfect for you?

maratea

Also, (I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet) you are deaf, yes? Because you are hear-broken, right? Oh, heartbroken, my bad.

MandK9

Anna, I like funfetti. I'm nervous about what it says about me...

allisong23

How about this guy?

allisong23

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: i am hearbroken! : seriously, you totally beat me to it. so ditto to this. and please stop stealing my thoughts.
Posted by mrscarter052011[/QUOTE]

My bad.

bonnbonn4

because it was like we could read each others thoughts. 

allisong23

Do you like lollipops? Oompa Loompa can totally hook you up.

mrscarter052011

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[QUOTE]because it was like we could read each others thoughts. 
Posted by bonnbonn4[/QUOTE]

Ooooh, like me and Alli?

Nebb

Maybe its time to consider the love of another woman bonnbonn.

maratea

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[QUOTE]How about this guy?
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

Bahahah! FTW.

OP- John Edwards may be able to read my thoughts, but I certainly didn't marry him. I hope that wasn't the only reason y'all were getting married.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

So you both were psychic?  Interesting.

How did you not read his breaking off the wedding thought?  I'd assume those thoughts to be particularly loud.