I need a couple recs that I can pick up tomorrow since we leave early morning Tuesday for our honeymoon.
Likes:
-witty writing
-surprises
-well-developed characters
-fantasy/sci-fi/history/comedy/drama/classics
Dislikes:
-super heavy stuff. This includes topics like the Holocast. I enjoy reads like that normally, just not on this trip.
-poorly written novels. Yes, this includes the 50 Shades series.
-omnipresent 3rd person. Not all the time, but sometimes it can get awkward and hard to read.
-"chick books". If the theme is "BFFs forever", I probably won't like it.
Some of my favorite authors include Wally Lamb, Ann Patchett and Dave Eggers to give you an idea. Any help is appreciated. I know I am kind of picky

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