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Wednesday Evening Poll

1.  Do you have a dog?
2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch?
3.  Have you ever tried buttsex?
4.  If so, did you like it?
5.  What's your favorite kind of beer?
6.  What's your favorite vegetable?
7.  Do you like candles?
8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks?
9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?
10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions?
11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be?
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  • 1.  Do you have a dog? Yup, 2
    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch? Only when my neighbor is cutting his/her grass but I bring him in because he's rude and loud.
    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex? No
    4.  If so, did you like it?
    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer? Corona and lime
    6.  What's your favorite vegetable? Corn on the cob
    7.  Do you like candles? No
    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks? Geno can open doors and open his crate from the inside. Not really cool though.
    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?
    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? Love it
    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? I want to drink with Smash, like an old school college drink fest with her.
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  • 1.  Do you have a dog? Yes, Sadie.
    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch? No. When she sees someone she barks once and runs for her life to the door, so there is that.
    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex? Yes.
    4.  If so, did you like it? No.
    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer? I don't like beer, but if I had to drink one, I like the applecrisp (I think that's what its called) one. 
    6.  What's your favorite vegetable? Broccoli. 
    7.  Do you like candles? Some.
    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks? Nope.
    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?
    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? Ehhh, not absurd.
    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? Blue
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  • cheeseandricecheeseandrice member
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    1.  Do you have a dog? two, actually. 
    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch? nope, but I'd go tell the neighbors to take care of their damn dog.
    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex? hellno
    4.  If so, did you like it?
    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer? mmmbeer. In the summer, I'm a fan of Leinie's Summer Shandy
    6.  What's your favorite vegetable? sweet potatoes
    7.  Do you like candles? yes
    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks? does eating shiite count?
    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want? 
    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? nah
    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? Hike, Nebb, Blue, AATB. (too bad, i'm not answering just one.)
  • 1.  Do you have a dog? Yup
    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch? Nope.
    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex? Nope
    4.  If so, did you like it?
    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer? I don't mind Moosehead but I don't really care for beer.
    6.  What's your favorite vegetable? carrots
    7.  Do you like candles? Yes
    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks? He was slowly starting to and then he got injured and well, pretty much everything went out the window.
    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?
    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? Yes and it's very random.
    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? Nebb.
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  • NebbNebb member
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    Im going to pass cause theres too many questions about my dog and im a big bag of nerves and talking about him is just going to get me going. So lets leave it at, I would love to meet steph and blue. Obviously.
  • Did you just ask me about buttsex?
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  • I snuck that one in there.  It was truly surprise buttsex.
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  • I somewhat wish I wouldn't have been honest about that question.
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  • Steph- I wish we could meet and have a shhit show of a doggie play date. It would be a beautiful mess. 
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  • Nebby, I didn't even think about the dog questions.  I will be thinking of your pup tomorrow.
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  • Steph, that's the beer I'm drinking right now!
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  • 1.  Do you have a dog?  Yes
    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch?  No, but evidently someone in the neighborhood does.  They seem to have shut up now.
    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex?  Yes
    4.  If so, did you like it?  No, but XH was a douche, so I wouldn't be opposed to trying it again.
    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer?  Yuengling
    6.  What's your favorite vegetable?  Raw vegetables make me swell up and get itchy.  I like corn on the cob.
    7.  Do you like candles?  Not really, no.
    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks?  He's presently standing on his hind legs to inspect something on the hydrangea bushes.
    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?  I have one but I want a french bulldog.
    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions?  
    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be?  Hike, AATB, nebb, blue, Steph, I can't even do my own poll right.
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  • 1.  Do you have a dog? Just got a goldendoodle puppy about 3 weeks ago.

    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch? Nope.  She barks when we put her in the kennel though.  You can't hear her outside, thank goodness.  

    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex? I have an exit only policy.

    4.  If so, did you like it?N/A

    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer? Yuck.  I'm more of a Captain girl.

    6.  What's your favorite vegetable? Potato. I'm not much of a veggie fan.

    7.  Do you like candles? Sure.  I like the kind that smell like cookies and cake in the wintertime.

    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks? I'm still working on getting her to stop nipping.  That would be pretty cool.

    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?

    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? Not sure why you want to know about everyone's bungholes.

    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? Sesh seems pretty awesomely unique.


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  • 1. Do you have a dog? no but I want one 
    2. Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch?
    3. Have you ever tried buttsex?
    4. If so, did you like it?
    5. What's your favorite kind of beer? Bleh. I'd rather have a fruity drink.
    6. What's your favorite vegetable? Are cucumbers a fruit or veggie? I've heard arguments for both.
    7. Do you like candles? yes, but they make me sneeze so I don't light them often.
    8. Does your dog do any cool tricks?
    9. If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?
    10. Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? No more than any other random poll
    11. If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? Reddy
  • 1.  Do you have a dog? Yes
    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch? No, the doggie isn't much of a barker. But my parents had to put up with the neighbors barking dogs for years, so I feel your annoyance.
    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex? Yep
    4.  If so, did you like it? NO
    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer? Mich Golden Light in a bottle
    6.  What's your favorite vegetable? Potato? or Carrots
    7.  Do you like candles? Why yes I do
    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks? He can roll over! Only in one direction, unfortunately.
    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want? I would want more of this breed- Cavalier King Charles. Sweetest breed I have ever met.
    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? Yessir
    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? Mehg- I want to see her tattoos :)
  • 1.  Do you have a dog? Not yet - hopefully soon
    2.  Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch? I will not
    3.  Have you ever tried buttsex? Nopers
    4.  If so, did you like it?
    5.  What's your favorite kind of beer? I don't really like beer but will drink a Corona now and then
    6.  What's your favorite vegetable? Hmm, peppers maybe? Or carrots, or lettuce.
    7.  Do you like candles? I do
    8.  Does your dog do any cool tricks?
    9.  If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want? French Bulldog - I want to adopt a dog but that may have to wait - when you're in a tiny apartment in NYC it's good to know the breed. When we have a house we'll adopt a mutt.
    10.  Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions? Not absurdly specific, just random
    11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? LHT
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  • I feel like asking that is like me asking you how big your mans dong is.
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  • I would probably answer that question.

    In all honesty, I want a smoker but haven't had one since Memorial Day and am trying to distract myself.
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  • NebbNebb member
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    The first thing Adam said he wanted to buy when he gets his bonus was smokes, for a second I thought he wante to spend his entire bonus on smokes and I was horrified until he corrected me.
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    [QUOTE]I feel like asking that is like me asking you how big your mans dong is.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>I'd probably answer this. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" /></div>
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  • I have been doing really well, but it's nice out, I'm drinking and sitting on my porch, and the gas station is like 5 minutes away.  I really want one.  I won't smoke on vacation so at most, I would smoke today through Friday and be done.
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    [QUOTE]DON"T SMOKE SMASH. it's gross.
    Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]
    <div>I KNOW.  I gross myself out when I do it.</div><div>
    </div><div>I'm opening another beer and then I won't be able to go get smokes.  MOAR BEER IS THE SOLUTION.</div>
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  • I started smoking again. I dont give a fvck.
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  • NebbNebb member
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    Im not really all that grossed out by smoking or smokers.
  • celticmysscelticmyss member
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    Don't do it Smash! One of the biggest things for me when i quit smoking was to tell myself that i had gone X days and that was progress I didn't want to lose. Sure you might just smoke a few days but then you'll go through withdrawl again on vacation. It does get easier as time goes by but the desire doesn't go away completely. You can do it!
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    [QUOTE] 11.  If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be? Sesh seems pretty awesomely unique.
    Posted by lindseyann410[/QUOTE]

    I like to think so :)
  • Smash AdamsSmash Adams member
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    edited June 2012
    It really does genuinely gross me out.  It grossed me out while I smoked.  It made no sense for me to smoke but it helped keep me awake and de-stress while I was studying during the school year.

    I'm trying really hard not to start again but I bet by mid-semester next schoolyear I will be.

    Edit:  To clarify, other people smoking doesn't particularly gross me out, but the smokes themselves grossed me out while I was smoking.
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  • Have any of you tried those e-cigarettes?
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  • Just being around smokers makes me cough and hurts my eyes.  I was really proud of my grandmas when they quit after smoking for 50 years.
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