Confessions, Perhaps?

Night_Sprite

I am kind of glad I haven't gotten a job yet because I suspect my academic performance would go down the tubes if I do.  I'm so sick of school.  20 consecutive years is enough.

maratea

I've eaten out for lunch everyday this week. We've also had dinner out every night this week, but one. We weren't busy or stressed, we just didn't feel like cooking.

We are having an open house Sunday. My mother offered to come clean my house on Saturday. I think I might take her up on that offer, I just don't want to clean anymore.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I confess that my fiance is being a complete brat.  He was whining to me last night about how many gifts hadn't yet been bought off our registries.

Yeah.  I had fun with that one.

JenGin74

I wish I had something to confess, but I've been pretty good lately.

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]I've eaten out for lunch everyday this week. We've also had dinner out every night this week, but one. We weren't busy or stressed, we just didn't feel like cooking. We are having an open house Sunday. My mother offered to come clean my house on Saturday. I think I might take her up on that offer, I just don't want to clean anymore.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
I made soup this weekend and it was a big pot.  A normal person would probably have frozen some.  Instead, it's been in the fridge all week so I can focus on homework and not cook.

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]I confess that my fiance is being a complete brat.  He was whining to me last night about how many gifts hadn't yet been bought off our registries. Yeah.  I had fun with that one.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
What'd you say?  What'd you say?  What'd you say?

NatesGirl16

I confess that I was secretly gleeful when my friend showed up to dress shopping yesterday, not because it was a nice thing for her to do (which it was), but because she was very vocal about complaining about my engagement (in a woe is my, God wants me to kill myself way--immediately after we broke the news).  I was evil and secrely happy that I got to try on beautiful dresses and she had to watch.

Then I felt immense guilt because she was so sweet and back to her normal self.  I am a monster bitch. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions, Perhaps? : What'd you say?  What'd you say?  What'd you say?
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]


Well at first, I tried to talk him down and tell him that lots of people just probably haven't gotten gifts yet, so more will be bought soon.  Then he was whiny about how his sister had asked him who our favorite Twins players were so she could get us gifts (presumably Twins gear) and he was flustered because she <em>wasn't </em>buying off the registry.  Then I had to hand it to him that the registry is more like a list of suggestions and NOT things we are demanding.  I still don't think he gets it.

Can I confess that I haven't been to the grocery store for two weeks and I've been downing water every day for breakfast?  It doesn't do much for me, as you could imagine.  I want to eat my arm.

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions, Perhaps? : Well at first, I tried to talk him down and tell him that lots of people just probably haven't gotten gifts yet, so more will be bought soon.  Then he was whiny about how his sister had asked him who our favorite Twins players were so she could get us gifts (presumably Twins gear) and he was flustered because she wasn't buying off the registry.  Then I had to hand it to him that the registry is more like a list of suggestions and NOT things we are demanding.  I still don't think he gets it. Can I confess that I haven't been to the grocery store for two weeks and I've been downing water every day for breakfast?  It doesn't do much for me, as you could imagine.  I want to eat my arm.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
So far I've eaten nothing this morning.  A monster cookie is kind of breakfast, right?

NatesGirl16

Cookie=breakfast.  Tell yourself it's like a European breakfast.  You're being exotic and worldly.

Night_Sprite

It has oatmeal in it.

marissa_claire

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[QUOTE]I've eaten out for lunch everyday this week. We've also had dinner out every night this week, but one. We weren't busy or stressed, we just didn't feel like cooking. We are having an open house Sunday. My mother offered to come clean my house on Saturday. I think I might take her up on that offer, I just don't want to clean anymore.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Me too!  On the eating out.  I usually make a rule of eating one lunch and one dinner out per week.  I've already done that, plus eating lunch out again today because I forgot to pack one and we're eating out tonight.  

</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I think the Cookie Monster would approve.  Veggie Monster would be disappointed, but who gives a feck what Veggie Monster thinks.  He's a prick.

shaydenise

I confess that I keep adding then removing a buttload of Fiestaware to my Macy's shopping cart.  Chris would run me over with his car if I seriously bought that much money's worth of Fiestaware.  But it makes our kitchen pretty... delete, delete, delete

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]I confess that I was secretly gleeful when my friend showed up to dress shopping yesterday, not because it was a nice thing for her to do (which it was), but because she was very vocal about complaining about my engagement (in a woe is my, God wants me to kill myself way--immediately after we broke the news).  I was evil and secrely happy that I got to try on beautiful dresses and she had to watch. Then I felt immense guilt because she was so sweet and back to her normal self.  I am a monster bitch. 
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]



hahahah this is so something I would do.

I confess I told my boss on my co-worker yesterday. Yup. Tattled. I hate this coworker and I knew they would get in trouble for what they did (discussing payroll information when it was not their job to do so). This co worker pisses me off and is a nasty person in general. I hope she goes down in flames.

kd.joseph

Ok I have a confession, but please dont judge me I didnt put 2 and 2 together till after the fact....here goes.

My DH was Secretgroom62! I didnt figure it out till he deleted his account, and when I confronted him he told me we are mean gilrs and he will definantly not do that again. He got curious about what I do all day! I told him if he had approached it differently then he would have been better received like Vegas. He just didnt get it.

I talked till I was blue in the face, trying to make him understand.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Ok I have a confession, but please dont judge me I didnt put 2 and 2 together till after the fact....here goes. My DH was Secretgroom62! I didnt figure it out till he deleted his account, and when I confronted him he told me we are mean gilrs and he will definantly not do that again. He got curious about what I do all day! I told him if he had approached it differently then he would have been better received like Vegas. He just didnt get it. I talked till I was blue in the face, trying to make him understand.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

OKAY.  THAT.  IS HILARIOUS.

NatesGirl16

Oh no! Mr. KD hates us now. 

I told FI a story about something that happened here (I forget what it even was now) and he said we were so mean.  Then he admitted he read either a TKPS or TNPS post where the husband called his wife out for being mean on the internet and half-jokingly said that should be for me, too.  I think he's somewhat serious :P.

MeaghanandMichael

hahahaha go Mr. KD!! That is awesome.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions, Perhaps? : OKAY.  THAT.  IS HILARIOUS.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I was so busy at work that day I wasnt really paying attention, but dmiller mentioned the NE Ohio, but married in SC. And then when I went to the bio and saw our wedding date it clicked.

So I waited till he came home and I just asked him what he had been up to all day.

He knew I would figure it out, but my god the look on his face.

NatesGirl16

I also want to re-read that thread now.

maratea

That is awesome, KD. I think my H is scared by some of the stories I tell him about this place. He's like, "Are you talking to your wedding friends?" "Yeah." "I'm going upstairs, those ladies are harsh sometimes."

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]I confess that I was secretly gleeful when my friend showed up to dress shopping yesterday, not because it was a nice thing for her to do (which it was), but because she was very vocal about complaining about my engagement (in a woe is my, God wants me to kill myself way--immediately after we broke the news).  I was evil and secrely happy that I got to try on beautiful dresses and she had to watch. Then I felt immense guilt because she was so sweet and back to her normal self.  I am a monster bitch. 
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

I don't have a problem with any of this

shaydenise

I'm pretty sure KD wins the confession of the week award. lol

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I want to re-read it too.  Lol, I think it's just hilarious.  To see the look on his face would have been priceless!

And then I picture Ben doing something like that and it becomes even funnier.  I think he'd be eaten alive if he posted here.  I have talked to him about you guys - but I never tell him what website it is.  I call you "my internet bride friends."  haha

betrothed123

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[QUOTE]Ok I have a confession, but please dont judge me I didnt put 2 and 2 together till after the fact....here goes. My DH was Secretgroom62! I didnt figure it out till he deleted his account, and when I confronted him he told me we are mean gilrs and he will definantly not do that again. He got curious about what I do all day! I told him if he had approached it differently then he would have been better received like Vegas. He just didnt get it. I talked till I was blue in the face, trying to make him understand.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
Oh no!  I think I missed him :(

My H had a troll here for a while, but he was meaner than any of us could ever be.  I died every time I read his threads.

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions, Perhaps? : I don't have a problem with any of this
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]
This is why we are friends :).

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Mr. B had a troll!

This is the best confession thread evarrr.

kd.joseph

Well he also said the thread title was more a curiosity about what your SO does for you that makes you happy (not dirty at all). He has a very curious nature, which is a bad combination when he's on a conference call, obviously.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I remember that!

And I remember all of us being all "why are you so secret," okay, I seriously have to go find that thread.  How far back was this?

dmiller9274

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions, Perhaps? : I was so busy at work that day I wasnt really paying attention, but dmiller mentioned the NE Ohio, but married in SC. And then when I went to the bio and saw our wedding date it clicked. So I waited till he came home and I just asked him what he had been up to all day. He knew I would figure it out, but my god the look on his face.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

<div>Damn It...I remember thinking wonder if this is Mr. KD, but figured it was just a coincidence.  Figured it was an AE or Troll that just picked random places.  That's why I asked the Hang on Sloopy question because I thought I remembered you saying H was an OSU fan. </div><div>
</div><div>I'm going to our local police station and telling them I want a detective job...I figure shiit out, and I watch Law and Order so clearly I get it. </div>