Open letters

DodgersBride

Dear Boss,

You are the first one to bitch about our 11% pay cut all the time. You also so overpaid it's insane to basically do nothing that I or my sister can't do and our salaries combined don't equal yours. Now our company is stuck paying over a million dollar in insurance because of your ex H and you don't have to fork over a penny. So shut up and do some work if you even know how.

Thank you,

My self and my sister.

ricksang

Dear Heels,

YGM.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:de251d9d-56df-476d-95ca-86bb31bec6d0">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Thank you :) My dad and I are working on getting me a hand gun, I have a lot of weapon experince from being in the military myself and I would feel a hell of a lot better if I had means to protect myself. My ex is a big dude, I'm 5'9 and almost 200lbs and he could throw me around like a rag doll, so even though I know self defense I don't feel safe.
Posted by tonyscutieest09[/QUOTE]

Better safe than sorry, right? I always carry something with me, even if it's just pepper spray or a knife to make myself feel better. H wants me to get a small handgun for protection, I just haven't gotten around to it. I'm only 5'3, 105lbs or so, so it doesn't take much to overpower me. Although H did show me some kick-ass wrestling moves that I have now mastered.

Glad your family is helping you. It helps to have support, even if just in spirit.

tonyscutieest09

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Better safe than sorry, right? I always carry something with me, even if it's just pepper spray or a knife to make myself feel better. H wants me to get a small handgun for protection, I just haven't gotten around to it. I'm only 5'3, 105lbs or so, so it doesn't take much to overpower me. Although H did show me some kick-ass wrestling moves that I have now mastered. Glad your family is helping you. It helps to have support, even if just in spirit.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

The sucky thing here is that Wisconsin does not support concealed carry, and I'm more worried about him attacking me outside my house then in.

BecW2be

My God, Tonys, I'm so sorry. I couldn't live like that. I'd have to just tell him to come and get me, wait for him in my living room, and shoot the fucker dead as soon as he crossed the threshold. But I think I watch too many "get the bastard before he gets you" kinds of movies.

Dear People Who Should Buy My House,

I'm so sorry the floors were not mopped when you looked at my house at 1pm today. Next time, show up at the scheduled 3:30pm showing, and they will be shining like new, and you'll be able to see all the flowers I planted for you. Also, I'd like an offer today, thanks.

Bec

P.S. I hope you liked the Razzles I left in the candy dish for you! They are a candy AND a gum. Just thought you'd like to know!

Jelenny

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:aeb14795-4427-41cc-ae7b-0efcbcade773">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : The sucky thing here is that Wisconsin does not support concealed carry, and I'm more worried about him attacking me outside my house then in.
Posted by tonyscutieest09[/QUOTE]

i used to live in wisconsin and got a restraining order on my ex's cousin who threatened me...

apparently if there are two unwanted contacts made in the harrassment law and it  doesn't matter if it is same day, same month, etc then you can file for a restraining order if you feel unsafe due to threats or harrassment

LittleKatie13

Tonys-I don't know where  in WI you are (and don't tell me or anyone!) but if you need the help of a lawyer to get the police to listen to you, please PM me  or page me on GIS and I'll send you some resources about different lawyers pro bono clinics.  My brother is involved in a few around Milwaukee, but I'm sure there are many all around the state.  I think a restraining order is incredibly important.

laladypoet

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:d94b1a6f-2999-453d-9521-a789b95a6b6a">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]I wish there was a way to cyber egg someones house right now.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
me too. me too.

playtntsbpg30

Dear Sister,
    It's not the end of the world if I sleep in til 11am or even noon. It use to be worse but I am getting better. I also think it's not much of a difference you getting awake at 8,9am and then fall asleep for 3-4 hrs on the sofa vs me just sleeping in and staying awake once I am awake. Also, I'm on the last spit of gas in the truck, so if you continue to want me as your taxi, you are going to have to start putting gas in the truck. 

Dear Self 
    One day at a time. Don't over do it with anything that is going on right now. Be prepared for the worse but hope and pray for the best! 


Thank you 

love, ME 

[Deleted User]

Dear people at work,
Please stop being so fucking stupid. It makes me hurt in the brain, heart and penis when I have think about how you find your way home every night.
Love,
CEW

mrsalbee

Dear Sun,

Please stop being such a jerk. My FI is out in this 90 degree weather trying to make a living and you aren't helping! My toddler would also love to go outside and play without the fear of a heatstroke! Just sayin'...


Sincerely,
One Hot Momma!

aprovencher21

Dear Universe,

Cut Nebb some slack.  I heart her.

Sincerely,
Cher

Dear Ricks,
I love you.  The end.

- Your sisterwife

ricksang

Dear Aprove,
Love you back!

Night_Sprite

Dear Universe,

Be nicer to my Nebbula.  K thx.

Night

Nebb

dear everyone,

I love you. That is all.

*flashes*
Nebb

BecW2be

Dear Nebb,

NICE RACK!

XoXo,
Bec

runningbride80

Dear Ladies of SB,

As a lurker, I think you gals are amazing...I love reading your posts. I hope that didn't sound creepy.

A newbie.

**********

Dear Boss,

I'm still really pissed that you thought it was acceptable to give me less than 24 hours notice for my evaluation. I really can't wait to win Powerball and tell you to go f**k yourself.

Frustrated employee

***************

Dear Self,

Marathon training is not an excuse to eat everything that is not nailed. Stop being a pig.

Love, Me.

katiewhompus

Dear Universe - Please be nice to Nebb, and make Tony's ex leave her alone.

Dear body, please get pregnant. I am now armed with the number to a fertility specialist, but really don't want to spend a fortune getting needles and tubes shoved through my body to see why you aren't cooperating. Or you can give me $30k so I can adopt as an alternative.

Dear PetSmart, please transfer my husband to a closer store and give him a promotion. He's done everything you've asked for 4 years and then some. Thanks.