You're all bitches. I think this is adorable. You can't really think that guests will ASSUME you don't need gifts if you don't register - that'll just prompt gramma to buy some ugly vase you hate, or something. The poem is super cute. In fact, I'm stealing it and putting it before our registry info, implying that we don't NEED gifts, but if people WANT to get us gifts, here's what we need.