I judge...

megk8oz

Because I promised Stina I would (When we totes had a G2G yesterday!):

I judge when people arrogantly prattle on claiming they're incredibly knowledgable of a subject that they actually know nothing about.


And go!

stina93446

I judge people who wish they were japanese.

Licia&Wayne

I judge the people on Theknot postsecret who judge fat brides.

I also judge the guy who flipped me off on my way home because I was driving 30mph in a residential area where kids were riding their bikes. Road rage isn't cool buddy.

AdeleDazeem

I judge the girl who sat next to me in Starbucks today.

She was wearing scrubs so I'm assuming (but could be totally incorrect) that she worked at the hospital down the street.  She bought some sort of coffee/whipped cream drink and proceeded to lick every inch of her straw and plastic cup.  She made out with that cup, I swear.  This is of course after smacking her lips after each sip.  And clearing her throat at a frequency of once a minute.

Seriously - gain some self awareness.

Licia&Wayne

Oh and I also judge my crazy bat of a neighbor upstairs (the one who attempted to steal our cable a while back) who thinks nasty, angry, screaming phone conversations are to be had on the sidewalk outside of our building.

emilykathleen511

I judge people who think that etiquette is "just a matter of opinion" and anyone who thinks otherwise is just "closed-minded."

trix1223

I judge seeing medical personnel who stand outside our hospital and smoke.

stina93446

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:b3d6af51-cb57-45d7-8019-e22d4251bcf6">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh and I also judge my crazy bat of a neighbor upstairs (the one who attempted to steal our cable a while back) who thinks nasty, angry, screaming phone conversations are to be had on the sidewalk outside of our building.
Posted by Licia&Wayne[/QUOTE]

<div>I remember you talking about this....did she ever try it again?</div><div>
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megk8oz

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:ecfa963c-34a4-49a7-80d2-556209837129">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]I judge people who wish they were japanese.
Posted by stina93446[/QUOTE]

I judge women that flash their granny panties when ungracefully dismounting a stage ... instead of taking the stairs that are 5 feet away from where they jumped off!

emilykathleen511

I also judge people who go to college and get a Degree with no intention of ever using it.

Licia&Wayne

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:e3c5717a-890e-4365-8381-c5f8ec407603">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : I remember you talking about this....did she ever try it again?
Posted by stina93446[/QUOTE]

No. I called the cable company, they sent out a technician who cut her line into a bunch of tiny pieces and told her not to try to do anything stupid like that again.

Then I got a passive-aggressive note on my door telling me she was merely trying to get local channels (by hooking into my awesome cable services) and there was no need to call the cable company because it wasn't really stealing.

Because really, what defines stealing? Wanting only 10 channels for free and getting a few hundred by mistake? Pshaw.

Now I just get calls from my landlord telling me she called him to complain about how cold it is in the apartment while I'm away at work (we have a shared thermostat that controls our radiators, so it's heat only) and it's 80 outside. Love. My. Neighbor. I tell you what.

stina93446

I judge people who order the worst meal on the menu and then order a diet coke.

emilykathleen511

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:9fa36542-7381-4ba5-8c42-dc0f1687ab89">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]I judge people who order the worst meal on the menu and then order a diet coke.
Posted by stina93446[/QUOTE]

<div>Diet pop is gross. What is the point of that crap anyway? I mean, if you're going to get a treat like pop, might as well go for the good stuff. If not, then just get some freakin' water. Sheesh.</div><div>
</div><div>Hmm, I think what that comes down to is I judge people who drink diet pop!</div>

stina93446

I totally got judged by Emily Kathleen.....le sigh

stina93446

Oh stage, I judge you for being an ex stage manager. Anyone who leaves the theater is definitely judge worthy in my eyes....lol

stina93446

GASP......well, I never.....

I drink diet soda because on WW, diet soda of any kind is 0 points while a bottle of any coke product beverage (20 oz) is 5 points. 

stina93446

OMG I judge a LOT of parents out there. People that let their kids run around and scream in restaurants are at the top of the list.

emilykathleen511

Naw, naw, see Stage, you're the exception that proves my judging rule! Therefore, you are exempt.

And, yeah, the diet pop thing...I know there are valid reasons.

stina93446

lol, I see it a lot at mcdonalds. They'll get the large and the sandwich and then get a large diet soda. Its just weird. I know that regular coke tastes better.

Licia&Wayne

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:9fa36542-7381-4ba5-8c42-dc0f1687ab89">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]I judge people who order the worst meal on the menu and then order a diet coke.
Posted by stina93446[/QUOTE]

My mom and I went to eat at Wendy's today, and we drink diet soda, so when she ordered our meals at the drive up she said, "I'd like a 2 blah blah blah (horrible fatty meals), I'd like them large with diets."

Bahaha no kidding mom.

stina93446

lol, I judge you less for owning it.

jagore08

I pretty much judge everyone I see in person.  I can't help it.  Sometimes it's a good judge though.

pixiedust84

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:fa170f1e-e2f3-4c5a-8e44-0a3bddcbd6e0">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]I judge seeing medical personnel who stand outside our hospital and smoke.
Posted by trix1223[/QUOTE]

OMG that is EXACTLY what I was going to say! I sort of judge people who smoke in general but I have friends who smoke and while I try to get them to quit I also try to be respectful and not judgy. Smoking just makes me crazy.

Although if I'm drinking I've been known to debate many a smoker - loudly. Oops.

Licia&Wayne

shhh pixie...you just don't know the joy of sweet sweet nicotine...gawd I miss it.

pixiedust84

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:1b8b8431-6b03-4acf-a5eb-177611593306">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]shhh pixie...you just don't know the joy of sweet sweet nicotine...gawd I miss it.
Posted by Licia&Wayne[/QUOTE]

Haha - I guess since you said you miss it it means you quit! So YAY I don't secretly judge you!

emilykathleen511

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:3e630701-e9cd-4f63-9759-84f4e53c47da">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]I also judge emily for having an avatar with eyes that are way more slanty than her own.
Posted by StageManager14[/QUOTE]

<div>Consider them as slanty as my own now, since they are now slanted in your direction...</div><div>
</div><div><img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" /></div>

angela72023

I judge my neighbors who look at us funny because, yes, we are the hangout house and all the other neighbors are over here hanging out in our back yard. Don't be jeal, someday you'll be secure enough to let your hubby around us!
Oh, and I am SO a diet DP addict, gotta have it, judge away please!

jaimed99

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_wedding-party_judge?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:37Discussion:c2012b7f-b2b6-4004-8679-e7e61147e75dPost:a088d285-c3eb-4532-ac45-b631a046a3dd">Re: I judge...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge... : OMG that is EXACTLY what I was going to say! I sort of judge people who smoke in general but I have friends who smoke and while I try to get them to quit I also try to be respectful and not judgy. Smoking just makes me crazy. Although if I'm drinking I've been known to debate many a smoker - loudly. Oops.
Posted by pixiedust84[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I don't generally judge smokers (as an ex-smoker, I really can understand how hard it is to quit...but it IS possible, because I did it!), but I do judge women who are pregnant and smoke...I mean, really, if you want to destroy your own lungs, so be it...don't damage a poor unborn child and set them up for all sorts of medical issues as they grow up!!! I specifically quit when I got pregnant with my son, so that he wouldn't wind up with all of the problems that I have...and it gave me a really good reason to quit :)</div><div>
</div><div>*gets down from soap box*

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SarahPLiz

I judge my staff member who refuses to eat vegetables (no, corn and potatoes don't count). I judge her for skipping the very nice meal (and fellowship) provided at the employee awards lunch today to eat a hamburger at her desk. We enjoyed delicious chicken breast stuffed with spinach and feta, rice pilaf, bowtie pasta tossed with veggies, salad, and tiramisu mousse. Yes, when we order our chinese, she asks for fried rice with no vegetables ::facepalm::

Every time she comes in my office to tell me about how her foot hurts, or her back hurts, or she is so tired by lunch that she has to take a nap, I want to scream at her "Eat a frigging vegetable! Put down that coke! Park in a farther lot!". I judge her for not eating better and being a little more active. My dad is the same age as her and he does manual labor on a tugboat FFS.

Ok, I just needed to get that off my chest.

bbyckes

I judge people who own mini-vans.  I just don't get it.  I double-judge mini-van owners when they drive freakin' slow as hell.  Okay, I get it you have half the world's populace in your Town and Country, but dude, you can still drive the speed limit! 

I also judge a lot of the posts on KPS, not because I judge their claimed behavior, I don't give two craps, but some of it just seems to be MUD.  They're losing their shock value.

Also, some of them need to be more creative - your secrets really aren't that  secret.

SarahPLiz

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