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My first day of being a normal wife.....

We got back from our honeymoon last night and even though we already lived together already it feels different now, like something in the air, you know...I keep looking at my wedding ring like wow, I'm really married....My husband went back to work this morning and he text me and said "good morning wife". I'm still tripping at those two words...husband and wifeI actually had to make my own breakfast this morning. I swear I started to pick up the phone and order an omlet. But there aint no room service button on my phone :-(I actually have to make up my own bed today...I'm so used to having a champagne breakfast and rum punch everyday I woke up wanting a drink.I want some jerk pork with peas and rice. My husband took half of my spare change off the cabinet talking about half of it is his now.My husband gone get his throat cracked which ain't nothing new. ROFLBottom line, I need one of yall to bring me a drink, something to eat, and come make up this bed. LOL

Re: My first day of being a normal wife.....

  • edited December 2011
    LOL!!!! You are so crazy. Please don't crack that man's throat!
  • edited December 2011
    LMAO. Who you think we are? We love you but I'm wondering where our gifts from the islands are?  Don't say you left them there either. Where they at?
  • edited December 2011
    Ok, I can't even deal with you right now!!!!!! CTFU @ you were about to order an omlet, get out of here LMAO
  • edited December 2011
    Girl, when I tell you I can relate...I CAN RELATE. I say all the time, nothing's changed, but everything is different. And the honeymoon, I've been back almost a month and husband and I are trying to convince each other that its not realistic to live at a resort. LOL Glad you had a good time!!!!
  • edited December 2011
    well welcome back oh Island Queen...but you must have had some type of heat stroke during your honeymoon cuz you talking out the side of your neck...LOL!...but seriously, it truly sounds like you & DH had a wonderful time during your DW and now the fun REALLY begins with getting ready for the AHR...so spill it - what's next in your planning process??  ((you know we nosey so don't act all surprised I asked...LMAO!!!))
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    edited December 2011
    Welcome back to reality!!! Listening to you, now I want some rum punch. Some jerk chicken, peas and rice, cabbage, and coco bread would be real good too. Why don't you hook a sista up???
  • edited December 2011
    See how u play? I don't make my own bed 1/2 the time...and I shole don't cook no breakfast! **this girl got me twisted** I've been just gushing over your pics since you posted. Girl, I am SO happy for you and Carl. The peace and love just shines through. Congrats again sis **hug**
  • edited December 2011
    !!LOL!! DST- Girl, I love you! you are so funny! Welcome back and I loveeee your siggy pic! Congrats baby!
  • edited December 2011
    press me.. girl you ain't never lied!! that coco bread had a sista sprung when I was in Jamaica...and it jus makes me dream about me fiance's fave resturaunt over there called "Little Ochie"... yummy!!
  • edited December 2011
    See now why the *(^% ya'll got to go and start talking about damn coco bread and peas!! im doing good, please dont make me hit up the west indian spot..please!!!!
  • edited December 2011
    oohhh coco bread...warm coco bread with a slice of cheese...ummm hmm.. LOL!!! Lady, had to mess with you! LOL
  • edited December 2011
    **pulling out my rusty shank**
  • edited December 2011
    LOL!!! Too Funny!!! Sorry, I hardly make my own bed! LMAO!!!!! That food does sound oh so great though! I am glad that you are back and trying to get use to being a wife. Now it is time for the AHR!!!! Yes!
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    You are too out of control, but you got me laughing this morning!
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  • edited December 2011
    LOL, thats too funny. Sounds like you better start planning your 1st married couple vacation! :-)
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    edited December 2011
    See....ya'll have started something too close to lunch. DST got me on the Caribbean food. Then Brobin added the cheese to the coco bread. And all I have to look forward to is Chicken fingers!!! SMH
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    edited December 2011
    Y'all we sound like old college roommates! It's good that sistas can get along and don't even have to know one another personally. I love this! I hope all of you have the time of your lives on your honeymoon and be happily married with wonderful families!
  • edited December 2011
    Oh yes that coco bread was fiyah. I gotta post the pictures from where we went up to 9 mile to pay our respects to Bob Marley on this little bus on this little road way up in the mountains with some goats. Oh and as far as the gifts...what happened wuz....
  • edited December 2011
    Mrs. Wells girl I told my husband we could live there and work at the resort. LOL
  • edited December 2011
    Funny. Welcome back and i love the siggy picture
  • edited December 2011
    you so damn crazy!! I could imagine you at the front desk now. "look! I said you dont have a damn reservation, now get"
  • edited December 2011
    LMAO...please don't crack him in the throat just yet. Wait for something more serious like when he eats the last piece of chicken
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  • edited December 2011
    "My husband gone get his throat cracked" --> Last I heard that's worse than cuttin' the brotha to the white meat! LOLI'm so glad you had such a beautiful time!Oh, yea, you helped me decide what we're having for dinner tonight. Actually, after reading ALL the comments in this thread, I'm leaving work early to get it
  • blue19violetblue19violet member
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    edited December 2011
    LMAO!!! I'm jealous of you ladies who got to go on a honeymoon right after the wedding.
  • trevette1981trevette1981 member
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    edited December 2011
    Aw, that's sweet, texting you back wife. Four letters, big meaning! I know you do miss resort living. That's why I love cruises and resorts- food to eat, that I don't have to cook; a bed to make, that I don't have to make; drinks to walk around drinking that I don't have to make; hayell, just plain making a mess for no damn reason that I don't have to clean up.LOLLawd, I need a vacation right.now.
  • edited December 2011
    Welcome back!  Beautiful wedding pics and congratulations again!
  • edited December 2011
    ROLMFAO....yous'a crazy lady! but I's make you some riice an beens. Yo wan some pok wit dat??? Pookie and nem can bring you some brown licker in a bag if yo wan'em to.
  • edited December 2011
    You are so silly lol. I just had time to get in here and read this. You up in here ordering room service from us? Yea you still on honeymoon mode. lol
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