-one teacup pig-at least one mini-pony but I have a feeling mini-ponies are like chips, you can't have just one-an English Bulldog-a tortoise-a pygmy goat-a llama -an alpaca (for the wool yo!)-a sheep (again for the wool!)Ideally, I wouldn't live in the boonies either. I'd want to live reasonably close to a metropolitan area so I wasn't hours from Target and a mall, you know important things.