Wedding Woes

O, RLY Part II

In July, I attended the worst wedding ever.  Idiot ex-friend was one of the groomsmen.  He kept trying to talk to me, saying how much he missed me, our conversations, DH and I should come visit, blah, blah, blah.  I kept trying to keep it short and sweet.I know everyone at our table except for this one chick.  I keep looking at her and so does everyone else, b/c we're all obviously chatting and know each other.  Finally someone leans over and says, Hi, I'm X, this is [round table introductions], we all work together while Varuna is Viking's spouse.  She says, "Oh, I know all of you.  I'm idiot ex-friend's wife".  Ah.  Since everyone had only met her once, we didn't recognize her.  Especially since she had died her hair stringy black and I think put in a weave too.Anyhow, I'm sitting there looking at her and I'm like, Man, she REALLY looks familiar.  She sees me looking at her and is like, Do you recognize me yet?  I get more confuzzled.  She says, Well I used to have red hair and we were in the Model UN group together.BAM!  It all comes together who this chick is and why I remember her.  Why?  B/c ex-friend and I were in Model UN together and she was OBSESSED with him.  He referred to her as the "little red headed girl".  She also showed up to his first wedding in this spandex skirt, that I am NOT kidding, showed buttcheek.  Ex-friend's first wife was PISSED, PISSED, PISSED about it.Fun times.  Who said political science students didn't have drama?

Re: O, RLY Part II

  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    edited December 2011
    This story is made of awesome.
  • pegasuskatpegasuskat member
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    edited December 2011
    You will have more awesome stories if you go to this reception. You know you need to for the future stories!
  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    spanx go under the outfit; they are not the outfit.
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  • ReturnOfKuusReturnOfKuus member
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    edited December 2011
    And now they're married?  I want to hear the story of how they started dating, please.
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  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    Kuus, I don't really remember.  I found out they were dating b/c he brought her to a party.  She seemed nice and normal, b/c I hadn't put her together with "red headed girl" yet.  I know they had kept in touch while he was married and I know it caused issues.  I also know that one of the reasons for the divorce was that ex-wife tried to sleep with one of his BFFs (not me, thanks), who we all found out later was gay.They only dated about 6 months I think, I know that.  But she was an improvement over the GF before that I called "Import" and was one of the main reasons why he is ex-friend.  Now, realizing who new wife was, maybe Import wasn't so bad.
  • ValentynaValentyna member
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    edited December 2011
    If First Wife was that pissed about the outfit worn to her wedding I can't imagine how it went over when she found out that Ms. Spanx is now wearing her ex-husband.
  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    I wonder this as well, Val. 
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