i'm catching up on my TLC shows, and the episode on right now has this guy who is an extreme cheapskate. i just think he's a mooch. there's a difference.
he steals ketchup packets and replenishes his ketchup supply this way. he cuts the corners and squeezes them into a bottle he's had for years.
he had a stain on his shirt, and a dry cleaner told him it would ne $12 to clean. so he donated the shirt to a thrift store, and repurchased his newly clean shirt for $1.
he asks people in restaurants if he could take their leftovers.
he has a wife. he is one of the 4 men in the world. (or maybe, she is one of the 4 women?)