My nephew is 6. He is thrilled that I am having a little boy cousin for him to play with although he doesn't understand why I am taking so long and why can't I just have the baby now.
So the other day he and his mom were talking about the baby.
Mom: Aren't you excited about the baby?
Nephew: Yes
Mom: I bet you can't wait to hold him.
N: Gives mom and horrified look and says, "I'm not going to hold him."
M: Why not?
N: Have you seen her belly? It's huge. That baby is going to be too big for me to hold.
His mom tried to convince him that the baby wasn't going to be that big, but he wasn't buying it.