He wants to be a glassblower?
He's moving in? With them?
Lizzie, they won't let you be in the band because you're no longer a student. People who aren't students aren't allowed to participate.
Going with you to an ultrasound with you is mature? *cue Lowered Expectations*
Proposing? Dude. You work part time! WTF?
Yay for Pops having some sense in all this.
Her name is Scottie?
Ooooooh he cheated? WhyTF did they wait so long to tell?
He did it because he's 19.
Well, she handled that better than I thought.
If I had a baby, I don't think I'd put one of those huge stork things out. I'm paranoid someone would kidnap my baby.
'Baby girl' annoys the hell out of me.
They're not doing it on their own if they live with mom.
She's dropping out? Hm. Good luck with that.
"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong