We were watching househunters last night, which prompted me to look up the cheapest place available in the town we're moving to. Behold:
http://www.redfin.com/CA/Burlingame/1500-Sherman-Ave-94010/unit-1B/home/1555354
But don't worry. You can go a town over and get this beauty for half the price.
http://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Mateo/932-Peninsula-Ave-94401/unit-312/home/17308292