So I'm booking my DJ this week and I need to write down how they're introducing us at our entrance into the reception-- but we can't be introduced as "Now for the first time as husband and wife, Mr. and Mrs. HisFirst Hislast!", because I'm keeping my name.
I guess our alternative is to say, "Now for the first time as husband and wife, HisFirst and MyFirst!"
Any ideas that sound less stupid than that? Or am I being punished for keeping my name? Haha