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BentleyBaby

Post 'em ladies... rants, raves, confessions, etc...

BentleyBaby

Dear CWs, I'd like to respectfully inform you that you are morons. CW 1, You think your computer is broken to have someone else find out that your mouse needed a battery. And CW 2, you complain about not getting email but your only problem is you forget to click "send/receive." This is probably the 5th time this has happened.

AlexiaANDRobert

Dear everyone: Please think before you ask the question "Are you excited?"  Of course I'm fuucking excited, do you want me to come to work and run around doing cartwheels? Oh, I'm sorry, I look tired? NO SHIIT! Thanks for complementing my appearance 4 days before I'm paying someone to take a bunch of pictures of me. I'm tired and cranky. I have a lot to do.  Be happy I'm taking a shower in the morning and attempting to dress appropriately for the office.  Be happy I'm even here right now.  But kindly, STFU with the "Are you excited?" and "It can't be that bad, what do you have left to do?" comments. Sincerly, Getting married in 4 days and stressed the fuuck out.

Blonde407

Dear Universal... I would like to thank you for making H and I pay $14 to park our car Saturday night to then spend only $20 on 2 movie tickets !Sincerely...A pissed off movie watcher

BentleyBaby

*Jess... that's why I boycott Universal for anything other than the theme parks. I think parking is compleeetely ridiculous too. We went just to check out the tattoo place once & ended up paying for parking for 15 mins when we realized it was overpriced & touristy.

SarahSmile23

uh oh jess! if you need to leave the office, i'll be getting to school around 1130 lol.

Blonde407

Dear Management... Please fire the 18 year old fudge packing scroung that is all up in my business every day because you have hired so many people that he now has to sit up front in my office. Sincerely...A pissed off secretary

AlexiaANDRobert

OMG - the parking prices are absurd!!! I cannot believe people actually pay that!!! Nothing at Universal is so awesome to warrant that high of a parking price!

Blonde407

Leah... yeah we only went there because it was the only theater in Orlando that was playing Paranormal Activity.  Parking is $3 from 8-10pm right now but that didn't help when we were there at 730 for a 820 movie.  I filed a complaint yesterday so maybe I will get something free lol Sarah... I wish :-(  One of my coworkers are off campus with the cart all afternoon... BASTARD !!!Holy lord I am pmsing LOL

BentleyBaby

yeah that's ridiculous. How was that movie btw? I love scary movies but don't think I could handle that one. haha. They said on the radio this morning that 35% of the people can't finish it?!

BentleyBaby

Dear nice CW, thank you for buying me claritin. You are welcome to ask me for psych advice anytime.

skhynes

Going off of Alexia's...Dear patients/CW/relatives etc,Why must you all ask the obligatory "So, how's married life?" when you see me?  Seriously, this question bothers me more than the "when are you having kids" question.  What do you honestly expect me to say?  "It's great now that God approves of us having sex""Horribly, he's really abusive and cheated on me already""Great now that I have access to all of his financial information!"Seriously, I still don't understand the point of this question.  I know you are just being nice and polite, but enough is enough! 

Blonde407

Leah... the movie was AWESOME.  I was one of those that didn't watch the end LOL.  I had my hand over my face the last minute or 2 and every now and then peaked through my fingers.  I wouldn't really say it was scary though... just really flippin creepy.  I spent 25 years of my life living in a house with paranormal activity so I was a little sensitive to it all... probably why I didn't want to watch the end haha.

BentleyBaby

totally unrelated but Jess- I love your siggy picture. it's an awesome picture of the two of you.

Blonde407

aww thanks :-)  I have been trying to find one as cute as everyone elses... its been tough cause H's eyes are usually closed, or not smiling, or we are drunk... like the one I just replaced LOL.

JCARM

Are you ladies talking about Universal's City Walk? The parking is that much! Everytime I have been there its been free....maybe because I always go late at night to watch movies, walk around..etc. Wait, no.. im lieing... a while back ago I went at like 5p to eat dinner at the Hard Rock & it was i think $7, which I thought was pretty ridiculous, but at $14!! Thats crazy!!!!!

JCARM

Oh & "Blonde407" I must say..... You are BRAVE to watch that movie! Everytime I even see the previews I change it because it freaks me out. LOL!

jackx18

Stover - yes what you said about "how's married life"....uh a lot like engaged life, except now he's stuck?  Jess- I agree, love your siggy pic. Parking - we got there just before parking was free (within minutes of it being free once (back when it was free after 5 or7 or whenever) and we had a car full of people which included 2 guys who had gotten 5 for $5 sandwiches from Arby's.  They offered the attendant a sandwich and she let us park for free.  Parking $= ridiculous.

MrsWhitneyAmanda

Dear Crazy Loud Coworker Lady,Normally my chief complaint with you is your obscene loudness (when people I'm on the phone with can understand you clearly through the phone, a closed door, a wall, a room, and a cubicle wall, you're TOO LOUD) but today it is over your ridiculous need to have the office at the temperature of your average walk-in freezer. I understand you have hot flashes but when I have to sit in my office with my space heater on with my door closed to keep the heat in and STILL have to have a blanket around my shoulders and another around my feet and STILL not be even close to warm it's too. freakin. cold. Please invest in a linen wardrobe, a desk fan, and some menopause medication so the rest of us in the office can dethaw.Thank you very much for your QUIET cooperation,The Icicle Admin

Blonde407

I have another thing to complain about... it is 90 + degrees outside and yet I can't find a bathing suit ANYWHERE and its FLORIDA !  I have TONS of them but want a new one for our cruise next week and I refuse to break down and spend $120 for one at EBW lol.  Target... NONE, Macys... NONE, Dillards... NONE, AE... no XL tops left, VS... ridiculous shipping costs to get one here before the weekend... not to mention I just shipped one back cause the bottoms barely covered my arse lol :-(  UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Confession... I use "..." WAY too much haha

umcollegegrl

Jess - I'm totally with you on that one. I need shorts and some new bikinis and I haven't found any. Its fuucking Miami and 100deg out, I dont need wool coats and sweaters, I need some damn shorts. I think I might have to break down and order from VS, but I've never ordered shorts from them, so I'm sure it'll take 3 tries to get them to fit right, and I was hoping to not spend a fortune, because you know, I am in the process of shelling out tons of money for this thing called a wedding. *sigh* Stores should sell shorts and bikinis all year here.

LoLoWedsM

Dear house,Seriously I have cleaned you almost non stop for the last 5 days and there is still stuff to clean, wash, put away, organize, and buy. Dear DH,Can't we just get the stupid fridge with the freezer on the bottom does it really matter that much if it is on the bottom? I really don't want to take down a wall so we can get a largerer side by side. I just want a new one now not next month after we redo the stupid kitchen for a fridge!Love,LOLO

Blonde407

I just broke down and ordered 2 bathing suit tops, 2 bottoms, and a cute nightie and did 2nd day shipping... $26.00 for shipping... but I got $15 off $100 so really I only paid $11 shipping for it to be here Thursday lol.  Lord I have a problem !

SRivera09

Dear Professor, Are you on crack?  Why on earth would you give us one week to write an essay, and disect a sonnet (poem), and study for our midterm next week?  And you're not even going to post the subjects for said midterm until thursday!  Seriously?!?!  Do you want me to have a nervous breakdown?  Cause I'm just about there!Sincerly,Crazed Student

Pretty Parula

Lolo, Tell DH that the freezer-on-bottom-fridges are more energy efficient and will save money on the utility bill. And you can't fit large items (like frozen pizza) in a side-by-side very easily. Problem solved. , Alyssa

Pretty Parula

Dear Old Man Drivers, PLEASE drive at the speed limit, especially when driving on the many two-lane roads in residential downtown Orlando - you know, where the people behind you who DO drive the speed limit can't pass you. Please also refrain from slowing down by another 10 mph when the pavement narrows or you drive over a patch of brick road. THIS IS NOT A SPEED BUMP - you can still drive at normal speeds! Please also put your turn signal on BEFORE you turn so that I don't get my hopes up that I will FINALLY get out from behind your slow a$$ and can start planning an alternate route. You may not be in a hurry, but you raise my blood pressure. Let's practice some awareness of your surroundings, shall we!?! Sincerely, A very busy Alyssa who doesn't like someone else wasting her time.

BentleyBaby

Dear boss, You have morons working for you & would probably be better off if you put hamsters running in wheels at their desks. At least they would do something. The day I give you my two weeks notice will be the happiest day of my life (thus far). I hope everything falls apart & you realize everything I do for you when I leave.Respectfully, overworked and underpaid and the smartest person you'll ever have working for you

skhynes

Please also refrain from slowing down by another 10 mph when the pavement narrows or you drive over a patch of brick road. THIS IS NOT A SPEED BUMP - you can still drive at normal speeds! Please also put your turn signal on BEFORE you turn so that I don't get my hopes up that I will FINALLY get out from behind your slow a$$ and can start planning an alternate route. OMG Alyssa, I think we share a brain.  This was hilarious and totally made me laugh, especially the speed bump part 

jackx18

Dear Work,I know we have this love hate relationship thing going.  I mean, I love the part where I get a check every two weeks.  And I "mostly" like the people I see because of you too.  But other than that, you kinda suck.  Could you work on that for me?  You are always such a drag and I think if you could liven things up a bit, I might be willing to put a little more effort in myself.  Hugs and Kisses

AlexiaANDRobert

Dear Time: Can you fast forward to Saturday as I'm walking down the aisle? Make sure all my stuff gets done... just cause you're all fast forwarded doesn't mean the chargers don't need to be polished... I'd really appreciate it. Thanks in advance, An antsy bride-to-be

bl0ndebunny

Dear little sister,Thank you for finally being a human being and not making me go bridezilla on your a$$ :-) Thanks for finally coming over, by yourself to help me with wedding stuff which you promised about 4 maybe 5 months ago :-0 THanks for taking a project home to help me with. Thanks for *hopefully* coming back over tomorrow to help me do some more projects, and most of all... THANK YOU for finally being a very nice little sister, and maybe the first non-selfish thing Ive seen you do in about forever and switch cars with me so I have a car that doesnt hurt my back and helps us not have to buy a new 4 door car yet :-) Although I know part of me knows it was somewhat selfish as my car is almost paid off and much more sporty 18 yr old type car :-) But still, THANK YOU! :-)Oh and Dear Whatever gave me these cuts/rash on my foot-lower leg,Thank you for allowing me to get pretty pictures that allowed me to book my first job since my back surgery today, but DAMN you for leaving me with this weird cut-rash :-( but thank goodness for you my biafine that will make it pretty again :-)Okay... DONE!