Open Letters

vedika

Dear Laundry,This is one of those times that I'd really LOVE if you could help me out. You know that saying, "It grew legs and walked off"? Well, each article of clothing can conveniently "grow" some legs and walk to the washer. It would be an enormous help. And I promise to add a little extra Downy to keep you snuggly soft :]Truly,The Sick Woman

vedika

Dear FI,Thanks for offering to switch lunches today. You let your cutesy side show when you found out the lady gave me the wrong sandwich Each day I get more and more impatient to be your wife. 10 more months!! <3Love,Mookie

BentleyBaby

Dear Temper, Thank you for listening to my patience and allowing me to walk away from a CW who was pissing me off soooooooo much that my hands were shaking & I was physically angry. I know you can't do it forever. But thank you for this time. Love, a girl with less patience daily Dear JPCW, Please stop being stupid. I gave you a stupid answer because you asked a flucking stupid question. I don't like repeating myself. I don't think you're funny. Actually, no one does. I DO think you're a complete and utter moron. I've never met anyone as selfish, stuck up, piggish and downright ignorant as you. I do imagine punching you in the face daily. You smell like stale cigarettes, coffee breath and old lady perfume. & I don't smile around you because you're d.u.m.b. My post-it notes are more intelligent and useful than you are. The end.

Pretty Parula

Hahaha, skhynes, glad someone could relate and get a laugh out of it!