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Re: Dear Letters

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    bears4lifebears4life member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Pollen,

    You are no longer welcome here. I haven't had allergies for the 8 years that I've been living here, and now because of you I have constant sinus pressure and headaches. I have a major test to study for, and a wedding to plan and I can't do either with your stay so GO AWAY!!

    Thanks,
    Your not feeling so well Gabi
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    edited December 2011
    Oh how you know me, lol.

    Dear Gabi,
    I love you and let's get married. Done? Done.
    Love, Jen

    Dear kitchen cabinets guy,
    CALL ME BACK.
    Love, a distressed homeowner.

    I will come up with more I am sure.
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    edited December 2011
    Gabi- Sorry its bothering you. I hear its really bad everywhere!

    Dear FSIl-
    Go away! I hate you! Stop trying to ruin my life and especially YOUR brothers life! You say you want me here to be around kids we have, until you grow up, you will have no contact with them!
    Disgruntled, mad that I have to have you in my wedding,
    Brothers future wife!
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    bears4lifebears4life member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Jen,
    I Gabi do take thee as my wedded partner. Let's set a date. mmmmk?
    Your lover,
    G

    Dear Jen's kitchen cabinet guy,
    CALL HER BACK before I come after you and cut you, mmmk? You'll be grateful for the warning.

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    edited December 2011
    Dear Brazilian provider,

    NO. It was your mistake to write the invoice wrong, so YOU pay for the customs fine. Yes, you. Either pay for the fine, or pay for the overstay and cold, thanks. Oh, and my name's not JENNY. *rage*

    Sincerely, Jen. Just Jen.
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    edited December 2011
    Dear pollen in Gabi's nose:

    One word: Nasonex. Not afraid to use it. So leave her alone.

    Seenks.



    Whoa, Karen that's a lot of rage lol. But she probably deserves it :P
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    bears4lifebears4life member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Karen's FSIL,

    If you don't back off of her, you're going to deal with a very unpleasant knottie gang....so run run as fast as you can!

    Yours truly,
    Karen's friend, Gabi
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    edited December 2011
    G, it's kinda hard to determine a date riiight between 10.9.10 and 10.10.10, let's set an hour lol!
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Clock...

    Can you please just skip the hour between now and it's time to go home? Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job... but I don't want to be at work right now. My poopy NEEDS me!

    Sincerely,
    Waiting 55 minutes until I am FREE.... oh wait... make that 54!
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    PattyJosePattyJose member
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    edited December 2011


    Dear Pollen, I will only ask you once. LEAVE OUR GABI ALONE!  Or else.....

    Dear Jen's kitchen cabinet guy, please call her back or we will hunt you down!

    Dear Karens SIL, you do not want to start trouble with us knotties. Back away NOW and no one gets hurt ;)


    Dear Clock, please hurry your little ticker along and let jen go home already (and me)


    My turn:

    Dear monthly friend, you area no longer welcome in my body, you have exactly 1 more day to leave!!!


    =)



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    edited December 2011
    Dear Fairy Tale Brownies,

    While I appreciate the thought behind my co-worker bringing you in... please stop being so delicious and sittting there and staring at me and saying EAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEE when I've already had 2 of you and your bite-sized (my @$$) little friends.... I hope the cleaning crew throws you all away tonight.

    If not... I don't know if I will have the will power to avoid you in the morning with the milk that I bring for my cereal... mmmm brownies and milk....

    Sincerely,
    Miss-I-Want-To-Fit-Into-My-Dress-Thank-You-Very-Much
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    edited December 2011
    DEAR HEADACHE,

    YES I AM SCREAMING......PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!

    EFF YOU,
    Marnie

    hehe....ok now I can go home, bye bye work.
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    edited December 2011
    Haha thanks ladies!
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    Jeni10cscJeni10csc member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear To-Do List,

    Do yourself and just go away... PLEASE!!!
    Wait, wait - not the wedding to-dos... I'll do those. Just the school stuff.  Ok, done!


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    Dee729Dee729 member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Head-

    Please stop pounding...I'm working on 2 big projects at work, in the middle of interviews for a position at my building, staff who like the cheat their hours, a WEDDING to plan, money is tight, working out as hard as I can, to lose just 1/2 pound this week...

    enough is enough....I can only pop so many aspirin, before I will have to be admitted for an overdose.

    and...I need a glass of wine...
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    edited December 2011
    Dear all annoying people and stuff go away and leave all the knottie alone. i will find you and hunt you down, and i'm not alone, i have backup

    Dear Money, please start growing on my back yard trees!!!!!!!
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    Jeni10cscJeni10csc member
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    edited December 2011
    hahahah MONEY MONEY!!! MY TREES TOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... hahahaha .. I LOVE THAT ONE
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    graceandjakegraceandjake member
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    edited December 2011
    LOL!

    Dear knotties,

    Thanks for being so entertaining!

    Love, the new kid on the block
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    stephanyqstephanyq member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear FSIL
    MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! I love you and all 3 kids (2 and a newborn) but you are driving me crazy get your OWN place NOW and photographer HURRY UP and email me with a date for my e-pic ahh!!! and I agree with the money tree especially since I have to spend $3000 to get new windows and we are buying a new fridge 2morrow ahh money come raining down please pretty please!!!!
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