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NuggetBrain
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If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
Inappropriate Nicknames
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Noodle calls me "wildenuge" (along the lines of wildebeast) when things get a little, erm...hairy.
Our friend is Jewish, and we (including his wife) call him Jeffrey Jewseph.
My mom still calls my brother "pee bucket" sometimes because he had a bedwetting problem when he was younger.
Noodle calls me "wildenuge" (along the lines of wildebeast) when things get a little, erm...hairy.
Our friend is Jewish, and we (including his wife) call him Jeffrey Jewseph.
My mom still calls my brother "pee bucket" sometimes because he had a bedwetting problem when he was younger.
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
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Re: Inappropriate Nicknames
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Ex and I still call our daughter Poopster.
I once had a boss who never did any work, and his last name was Goldberg. One of my coworkers called him [first name] Goldbrick.
Not really a nickname, but I have a friend named Shawna who had a breast reduction and whenever the movie Shawshank Redemption is mentioned, I call it Shawna's Reduction.
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My mom calls me Beezer.
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My family calls me monkey. Or we add "monster" after everyones' names. (Dad-Monster, etc.)
All and I mean ALL of my fiance's childhood friends call him Boner. Its because he (we soon) has a really long last name that kids can't say well and it sorta sounds like booner is in part of the name. And yes, people call me Mrs. Boner from time to time.
My boss went through a phase of calling me Cinnimon. From that silly joke that you put your first pets name together with your street name to get your stripper name - not sure if that really how it goes. Not only would he all me Cinnimon he actually introduced me as Cinnimon and said I dance on the weekends to some business people... Yeah I got a little red in the face on that way while I explained that away. Oy...
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[QUOTE]My 91 year old great-aunt calls me (and has always called me) her little shitass.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]
God, that reminds me of Noodle's crazy racist grandma. She called him "Elmer" beacuse she thought his given name was "too Jewish sounding", called one of his cousins "Coon Hips", and the other one "The Idiot".
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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Inappropriate Nicknames : God, that reminds me of Noodle's crazy racist grandma. She called him "Elmer" beacuse she thought his given name was "too Jewish sounding", called one of his cousins "<strong>Coon Hips</strong>", and the other one "The Idiot".
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]
What does that even mean? *scratches head*
My FI occasionally calls me "Charlie" because I'm Asian. He only does this with his super liberal friends to see if he can get their goat. He usually can't, so he reverts to calling me by my real name.
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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Inappropriate Nicknames : What does that even mean? *scratches head*
Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]
Coon was a word they used for black people, and this particular cousin has some junk in the trunk, so apparently Grandma Noodle decided that "coon hips" was an appropriate moniker for her since all black people have big hips, I guess.
I call my cat Monkey or Monkfish, even though her name is Suzy.
I call DH "Master-Bar-ator" (the best phonetic description I can give, but said all as one word). I can't tell the whole story without giving away his last name but it started with him being bossy and me making a snide comment back, and it turned into his lovely nickname that's a play on his last name. Now, he's just waiting for me to change my name so he can turn it all back on me.
Weirdly, he "wanted" his nickname to be Tugboat, because he was in US Naval sea Cadets and his commander called him the "tugboat of perseverance." Like that's better.
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[QUOTE]My sister calls me Tiits McGee, but doesn't everyone's sister call them that?
Posted by temerityjane[/QUOTE]
You mean it's NOT normal? Also: Tits M-gig-gee (??)
I was also referred to in HS as Jugs.
My sisters and I all have guy names, like I'm Leroy, we sound awful to each other but I think its just because we're so close, we don't give a crap.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Inappropriate Nicknames : Coon was a word they used for black people, and this particular cousin has some junk in the trunk, so apparently Grandma Noodle decided that "coon hips" was an appropriate moniker for her since all black people have big hips, I guess.
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]
I honestly didn't know this. My thought process was "Raccoon hips? But raccoons don't have anything weird about their hips..."
I'm a bright one.
Wow, that is not nice at all.
[QUOTE]We also call our usher "D*ckhead".
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]
One of my dad's friends is nicknamed "Airhead." I asked my dad why once and he said, "You've met him. Why do you think?"
One of my friends has a best friend who is Asian and her last name is Chan. He calls her Ching Chong. And for some reason, she's fine with it.
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I call all my girlfriends betches and shet bags. And whore face and sh!t weazle are reserved for a couple of my closest girlfriends, too.
[QUOTE]My guy's name is Benjamin John - but all his life people have called him BJ. So, there's that. I call all my girlfriends betches and shet bags. And whore face and sh!t weazle are reserved for a couple of my closest girlfriends, too.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
I knew a guy once who's name was Benjamin and went by BJ. His last name was Serviss. BJ Serviss. No joke.
I also know a guy named Brendan who goes by Beej. He and his friend (last name Weiner) had a radio show and called it the "Beej and Weiner show."
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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Inappropriate Nicknames : I knew a guy once who's name was Benjamin and went by BJ. His last name was Serviss. BJ Serviss. No joke. I also know a guy named Brendan who goes by Beej. He and his friend (last name Weiner) had a radio show and called it the "Beej and Weiner show."
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]
See, that's just too perfect. Or wrong. One of the two. :)
I used to call my big sister Slughead.